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The drive was awkward. Alejandro was practicing what he was going to say to Heather and Chris was trying his best to not laugh at him. Alejandro was wearing what he usually did, however he had the world's largest sombrero on his head and he had a harmonica. He really thought this was going to win Heather over and Chris was pretty sure that it wouldn't.

So, luckily for Chris, Alejandro already did all the stalking and found out where Heather lived by himself. Chris couldn't believe he was going to try to win Heather over by doing this. Alejandro was usually better at flirting and winning girls over. This plan just seemed like it was going to fail and Chris was right. When they got to the house, Alejandro got out of the car and went to the door and Heather's father answered and got Heather. Alejandro then proceeded to sing a song declaring his love to Heather who looked extremely embarrassed by this. When he was done Heather stepped outside and started to yell at Alejandro and then Heather came over to the Minivan, Chris could tell his wasn't going to be fun.

"Chris!" Heather knocked on his window until he put it down. "Why would you bring him here?!"

"Because it seemed like it would be funny." Chris smirked at her. "In my defense, I didn't talk to my lawyers yet and I don't think I had much of a choice."

"Heather I can't understand why you are upset with me." Alejandro told her. "I simply missed you and wanted to know if you felt the same way."

"You could have sent me a text!" Heather glared at him. "You can me a song in front of my family!"

"I found it to be adorable and amusing at the same time." Chris smirked.

"I didn't." Heather glared at them both. "Alejandro, we aren't on the show anymore! I'm back to my real life and my friends can't see me fawning all over you! So, you can't just show up and do whatever you want!"

"Heather, you don't need to be like that!" Alejandro grabbed her hands. "What happened to the Heather on the volcano that I kissed and fell in love with?"

"She came back home and started dating this guy from her Science class." Heather rolled her eyes. "His name is Corey and he sits in the back of class with me and we make fun of everyone."

"What?!" Alejandro got wide eyed. "Why didn't you tell me?!"

"Because it's really not your business." Heather told him. "I think you should go home."

"Yeah, I agree." Chris told him. "I just want to get home and call my lawyers."

"Good." Heather smirked "Go home Alejandro."

"If that's what you want..." Alejandro sighed and got into the car with Chris. As soon as they pulled away from Heather's house, Alejandro started bawling his eyes out. Chris turned the music up loudly and drowned it out.

Chris and Alejandro were driving back to Alejandro's house as he continued to sob. Finally after sobbing for almost half an hour Alejandro spoke.

"I just don't want to be alone!" Alejandro sobbed. "How could she date this Corey from Science class?!"

"Dude, who cares?" Chris asked him. "She was kind of a bitch anyway..."

"Yeah, but she was my bitch!" Alejandro yelled and cried at the same time. "We had something special!"

"Now she has something special with Corey from Science class." Chris smirked.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

"I have no clue who is calling me." Chris complained. "I really want to go home so I'm not answering this!"

"I think this would be a great time to answer the phone!" Alejandro told him. "Then I can make fun of someone else who is having a bad day."

"Seriously?" Chris glared at him. "You want me to answer the phone because you want to see someone suffer?"

"Yes, preferably you." Alejandro smirked and answered the phone for Chris. "Chris McLean's phone!"

"Alejandro?" DJ asked as he spoke into the phone. "Is that you?"

"Si." Alejandro told him. "What do you need, Amigo?"

"Put him on speaker." Chris groaned as Alejandro pressed the button.

"Chris, I need you to come and get me!" DJ told him. "I have a problem that I feel needs to be settled and it can't wait until tomorrow!"

"Okay." Chris sighed. "What do you want? I want to go and call my lawyer so this needs to be quick!"

"I need you to take me to Chef's house!" DJ yelled into the phone. "I got into a fight with my momma about how to make a pot roast and she got really mad at me because I disagreed with her! Then she threw a pot on the floor and vegetables went everywhere! Then I told her she needs to clean up her mess and that I wasn't going to help her. She screamed at me and kicked me out! She also screamed at me that Chef was my father! So, I'm standing outside my house right now and I'm really upset! Can you being me to Chef's house so we can get this issue addressed?"

"Suddenly my life seems perfect." Alejandro laughed. "Talk about a bad conversation."

"Well...This looks like it's going to be a drinking night for Chef..." Chris laughed. "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to Chef's house if we can all agree to stay the night there so I can call my lawyers."

"Sounds great!" DJ told him. "I'm in."

"This sounds like it could be entertaining." Alejandro agreed. "So, while we do this can I plot against Corey from Science class? Will you help me do if I agree to go to Chef's with you?"

"Fine." Chris sighed. "Unannounced sleepover at Chef's house followed by plotting revenge on Corey from Science class."

"Who's Corey?" DJ asked.

"I'll explain later." Chris told him as he hung up the phone.

Chef was really going to hate Chris but he didn't care. He'd been driving asshole kids around for almost 2 days. If this was the only way he could sleep and contact his lawyer he was willing to do it.

Chef is going to hate them all. This is going to be fun! At least Chris gets a semi-break.