Jingle Bells
Disclaimer: Snow is real cold,
Gerard Butler is hot,
Andy Webber owns PotO.
I do not.
Here we go: another PotO Christmas parody in all of its sarcastic glory.
BlueFlameWolf: Thanks so much for the review! I'm glad you liked those parodies.
Octopus Knight: Your idea is bleeping awesome! You should write a little one-shot parody! It would be awesome if you did.
Child of the Seine; I know, the Joy to the World one was lame. I'm glad you liked the other ones… and, yeah, I did update, like, three times that day, but that was because I was high on candy canes.
Phantom'sJedieBandieGirl: I'm so glad that line spoke to you. Ha. I'm so happy that you liked those updates. Exams are evil, though.
Myst-uru: ERIK'S MINE! I mean… er… thanks for the reviews… I want a Punjab for Christmas, too. I don't have a Raoul voodoo doll, but my sister once put on the Phantom of the Opera with stuffed animals and I stole the Raoul one and threw it into the wall multiple times.
AngelBlueEyes: Thanks so much for the reviews; I'm glad you liked those parodies!
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Jingle bells, Carlotta's hell, Raoul is such a drag.
André's a heal, Firmin's hair ain't real and Buquet is sure to hang,
OH!
Jingle bells, Piangi smells, did I mention Raoul is gay?
Mme Giry's here to strike a deal so the Phantom will get his way.