He was hungry. Despite all the food he'd eaten, he was still hungry. The streams of fish and berries only went so far. Nosing through the things he'd knocked out of the shiny thing, he found only a few scraps of food, and nothing else. He growled with annoyance. Stupid humans with their stupid objects doing stupid things. Suddenly, he perked up, hearing a cry in the distance. Noise usually meant something alive, and something alive meant food. He stood on his back legs to get a better idea of direction. Slowly, he lumbered off into the woods, heading towards what he hoped was food.

"MELVIN, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"MUWAHAHAHA!"

It was just another day, Melvin annoying Bakura, Bakura chasing Melvin with a butcher knife, Ryou and Marik taking bets on the survivor… a typical day. Deciding to allow the yami's out of the house, they'd gone on a small picnic in the woods. After avoiding the fangirls, cops, and telemarketers (which the yami's had hissed violently at), they'd found a spot and started a fire. After putting Melvin out because of said fire, they'd started cooking, which resulted in both yami's catching fire. After being banned from lighter fluid, one thing led to another, and they were now running around the clearing.

"How long do you think they'll keep this up?" Ryou asked Marik, sipping a mug of hot chocolate.

"Until the food's done, most likely," Marik replied, idly turning the steaks over, because it was the only food the yami's would eat. Meanwhile, Bakura and Marik had disappeared into the woods.

It was strange. These two humans had just appeared out of nowhere. One had white fur on its head while the other had gold hair sticking in all directions. The white one was yelling at the gold one, while the gold one made a loud barking sound. Were they after food too? He reared up on his hind legs and roared to get their attention. They WERE fair game after all. Both of them froze in mid-chatter, then ran off screaming something in unison. Quickly, he gave chase. He'd be damned if a chance for food ran away.

"DAMMIT MARK, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST, FLUFFY!"

"WHY YOU LITTLE-" Thud.

"HAHAHA!"

"DAMMIT, MELVIN, I'M GONNA-"

RAAAARRRRRR!

"…"

"…"

"HOLY SHIT A BEAR!"

Ryou and Marik were chatting about the stupid things their yami's had done, when said yamis had dashed out of the woods like bats out of hell.

"Bakura what's wro-" Ryou began, not being able to finish as his yami zoomed past him and jumped into the car, Melvin right on his heels.

That was when the one ton of death charged out of the woods.

Now, being the smart people they were, Ryou and Marik didn't copy their yamis and run screaming to the car. They ran screaming and climbed up a tree. Cause they're smart. The bear was a brown bear, lucky for them, and didn't like climbing that much.

"BEGONE FOUL CREATURE!" Melvin cried, hurling a math book at the bear. Which just pissed it off.

"MELVIN! NOW IT'S MAD!" Bakura screeched, ducking down into the backseat. The bear rushed the car, trying to get to the annoying yamis inside.

"DEAR RA I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Melvin yelled. Bakura was being as quiet as possible. 'Maybe I can get away while it mauls Melvin,' he thought.

And he'd thought this would be easy. He'd chased the two loud ones to a clearing, where they dove into a shiny thing. The two smaller ones had made loud noises and climbed a tree. Then the blonde one in the shiny thing had thrown something heavy at him. Pissed, he'd charged at the shiny thing, trying to get to the annoying creatures inside. Could they stop making noise for just one second? He'd killed things that didn't make this much noise. Then he caught a whiff of something good. Heading over to the bright thing, he found four big pieces of meat. They smelled good. He leaned in to take a bite…

"NOBODY EATS MY STEAK! NOBODY!"

It was truly a sight to behold. Melvin and Bakura were beating the bear with sticks, while the poor creature was trying to find a way out. They had gone psychotic, and the bear was running for the woods, the two yamis hot on his tail. Ryou and Marik watched, wide-eyed, as they disappeared into the woods.

Me: Before you shoot me, allow me to defend myself. I had 5 updates written on my Ipod (since my computer had a virus) and then it got stolen. So blame the guy who stole my Ipod for the lack of updates. Next I'll add my Halloween story, which ties into this one. So sorry for the wait!

Bakura: It's a wonder anyone still reads this at all, you don't update so much.

Me: T.T

Melvin: *is torturing bear*

Me: LEAVE FREDRICKSON ALONE!

Melvin:... Seriously, Fredrickson? Is that the best you could come up with?

Fredrickson: *facepalm*

Bakura: Even the bear hates it...

Me: SHADDUP! Anywho, haters will be locked in a closet with Melvin on sugar high! MUWAHAHAHA!

Bakura and Fredrickson: O.o

Melvin: YAY I GET CANDY!

Ryou and Marik: WE'RE STILL STUCK IN THE TREE YOU KNOW!