Lalalalalaaaa~ It's 1:51 and I stayed up beta-ing for The Fujoshi and now I'm hyper so I'll wwrite this idea that's been bothering meeee~ Anti-USUK. Femerica, too. A little of "Not Fair," by Lily Allen.
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"Oh, he treats me with respect. He says he loves me all the time, he calls me 15 times a day, he likes to make sure that I'm fine. You know I've never met a man, who's made me feel quite so secure, he's not like all them other boys. They're all so dumb and immature." She gesticulated violently at the air, clutching her glass of alcohol tightly.
"There's just one thing that's getting in the way, when we go up to bed he's just no good, it's such a shame! I look into his eyes, I want to get to know him, and then he makes this noise, and it's apparent it's all over!" She frowned and took another sip, swaying dangerously now, not realizing the presence beside her.
"It's not fair, and I think he's really mean. He's supposed to care, that he's never made me scream. Oh, it's not fair, and it's really not okay."
Russia smiled widely. "This is a problem, da?" She blinked and might have attempted to say something if she wasn't so drunk. "We should fix it ourselves, da?"
"Mm, that sounds nice..."
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING. BAH, I'M JUST GONNA GO SLEEP NOW.