It might be a little OOC. I'm trying to keep it in character but have Max act like a girly girl at the same time, it's a little hare but I'm trying.

I do not own Maximum Ride.

Dr. Valencia Martinez P.O.V.

I was listing to the radio when the girls showed up and climbed into the van. Max climbed into the passengers' side in the front and Ella, Nudge, and Angel climbed into the back. And they all looked very suspicious. I wonder what their up to… and where are the boys?

"Hey girls, where are the boys at?" I asked suspiciously.

Then out of nowhere all four girls burst into laughter. Then I got a good look at Max.

"Maximum Ride what the hel- heck are you wearing?!" The girls laughter stopped abruptly, and they all exchanged glances. Then they started laughing again.

"Mom, mom, let me explain." She panted after their laughter calmed some. "Okay, Fang kinda call me a girly girl so the girls thought it would be a good idea to start acting and dressing like one, so they took me *cough cough forced me cough cough * to go shopping for girly *cough cough hooker cough cough * clothes today."

"It doesn't look like you girls went shopping today." They don't even have any bags with them.

"Ya, I kinda uhmm… convinced Fang to carry all our bags to the minivan…" Convinced?

"And by convinced you mean…?"

"Ummm. Seduced?" Oh for the love of all that is holy, if she had sex with him…

Max P.O.V.

"You seduced Fang…?" my mother asked slowly.

"Ya, she did she was all like giggling, and sitting on his lap, and whispering in his ear, and kissing his neck, and Fang was practically drooling! His mouth was open, his eyes were wide, he was looking her up and down, he mostly stared at her boobs though, and he was stuttering!"

"She what!?" my mother asked giving me a stern look that said "you better have been faking through all of this, because if my daughter turns into a fucking hooker because her boyfriend said she was acting girly I will kill you both, and I don't care if the damn planet dies as a result!"

"Mom, its fine I was just trying to freak Fang out. Right Ella? Tell mom."

"Ya mom she was just acting. And she didn't do anything like a, well a hooker."

"Fine, fine." My mother sighed.

"Umm. Max?" I turned to look at Angel in the back of the van.

"What's up?"

"Do you want to know what the boys were thinking, because I think it would be a good idea that way you know if its working."

"Yah, Angel but tell us when we get home and were in Ellas room because the boys are coming."

"Okay Max. But I think you should have a stern talk with all of them, mostly Fang and Iggy because their thought weren't exactly appropriate for a seven-year-old to hear."

Awe crud. I hope I wont have to answer any questions about 'adult things'. "Mkay Angel I'll talk to them after you tell me what they said. And quickly before the boys are within hearing distance, we were all supposed to fly home but since you three bought so much stuff, by the way you better have gotten me some normal clothes too, --"

"Don't worry Max we did, and we got my birthday party supplies."

"Okay good. Now as I was saying, we were all supposed to fly home but when you guys bought so much stuff you also chose a outfit for me to wear, which I am wearing at the moment, and I cant fly in it because of the skirt. But we need a better excuse for why I cant fly home, like… I don't want my hair getting messed up, ya that'll work. And I'm going to 'convince' Fang to stay in the car with me so Angel I'm gonna need you to stay too so you can read his mind, okay?"

Angel nodded her head.

"Good. Ooo, their almost to the car, I'll be right back. Oh and mom? Try not to kill Fang please."

Fang P.O.V.

"God, I see why you like her she looked so freakin hot!

"I know man, wait a sec. How do you know what she looked like?"

"Angel sent me an image of Max. So Gasman, what do you think she looked like?"

"I never knew she had boobs… Oh God, what is my problem?! She's practically my mom! Damn it, I gotta stop hanging out with you so much Iggy!"

"I, if Max hears you talking like that your going to get me and Iggy both in trouble, well mostly Iggy."

I smirked. "Gaz, if Max hears you talking like that your going to get me and Iggy in trouble, well mostly Iggy. And both of you quit talking about my Max."

"Your Max?" laughed Iggy.

"Yah, now shut up before I kill you, then make you carry all the bags back to the mini van."

Gazzy giggled. "I still don't see how Max got you to get us to carry all the bags."

Iggy got that mischievous smile of his on his face, before he replied to Gazzy. "Well Gasman, Max convinced Fang by using something called sex appeal."

"What's that?"

"Sex appeal or sexual attractionrefers to a person's ability to attract in a sexual or erotic manner."

"What's sex, and what's erotic mean?"

"Well se-"

"Enough Iggy! Gazzy we'll all, meaning you, me, Max, Iggy, and Nudge will all talk about that together. But not now and hopefully not soon, and forget everything Iggy just said. And stop talking about girls like Iggy does, and crap here comes Max."

Max climbed out of the van and when Nudge climbed out too, Max turned around so her back was facing me, and shut the vans door. Wait a second! Where are Max's wings?

Max P.O.V.

After Nudge skipped into the forest next to the mall parking lot I walked over towards Fang and the other boys, luckily I didn't even have time to trip in these weird sandal like heels because they were only about two feet away from moms van.

"Hey Gaz? Will you take your three shopping bags and umm, Ig will you take your six and put them into the back on my moms van and go into the forest with Nudge to get ready to take off?" I asked in a sickly sweet fake voice that I've heard both Lissa and Brigid use on Fang multiple times. "I really need to talk to Fang in private. Please and thank-you." I said giving all three of them a sweet smile, much like the smile Angel and Nudge use when they're giving me Bambi eyes.

Ugh I absolutely hate this!

I thought as Gasman and Iggy were walking towards the trees.

I hate acting like such a Red-haired Wonder, and Dr. Stupendous! I feel so grose, like I need to take a shower in acid to get all this skank off! Grr. I so want to go home and burn all of the girly clothes, undergarments, and shoes the girls bought me! *Sigh * But I can't for two reasons: One, I need to get revenge on Fang for saying I was acting girly. And two, tomorrows Ellas birthday and I didn't know what to get her, so I promised her instead I would do almost anything to make her happy… And she is having fun with this, this, torture. So are the other girls. Hmm, I wonder why they were so giddy when they came out of Victoria Secret, I swear that if they bought me any lingerie I will kill them. I mean, aren't these clothes and how I'm acting enough to torture me with?!

"Max. Max? Max!"

Someone saying my name pulled me out of the insane rant I was having with myself.

"Huh?" I asked.

"I thought you wanted to talk with me … privately…?"

Oh ya.

I turned my face into a pout, someone kill me now!!

"Well I kinda have a problem. You see, I kinda can't fly home…"

"Why?"

"If I fly home my hair will get messed up." I said in a duh kind of tone. "So I'm going to be riding in the van with Ella, my mom, and Angel."

"Angel?"

Crud, I need and excuse for why she's in the mini van… umm..

Because I'm tired from all the shopping we did!

Thanks Angel.

"Yah, Angel's tired from all the shopping I made her and the girls do with me." More like they literally drug me with them!

Fang nodded his head.

I put my hand on Fangs arm. "So, um will you ride in the van with me?" I pouted my lips again and batted my eyelashes.

Fang didn't respond. Grr, now I have to play it up more to get Fang in the van with me, grr. I don't wanna.

I took a deep breath and moved my hand from Fangs are to his cheek, then I looked Fang straight in the eyes and ran a finger lightly from his cheek, down to his neck, then down further to his chest.

Fang shuttered slightly, barely noticeable, I took it as a good sign.

I looked down, and pressed my hand lightly against his chest, then looked up at him through m eyelashes.

"Fang will you please ride home in the van with me?"

Fang nodded this time and walked to the back of the van to put the six shopping bags he was carrying in the back with the nine bags Iggy and Gazzy put back there.

Fang P.O.V.

After I put the bags in the back and climbed into the back of the van I noticed that Ella and Max had switched seats, I was now sitting next to Max and Ella was in the front next to her mom.

Hmm. wasn't there something I was going to ask Max about?

I looked over at Max to see if I could remember. I skimmed over her, top to bottom and back up again, trying to find a clue about what I was going to ask her about. Then I noticed her shirt, and not just her shirt the back of it. Max had no wings.

"Where are your wings?" I asked her when she met my eyes.

She faked a giggle, then gave me a slightly forced smile. "Didn't I tell you?" she asked.

I shook my head no.

"Oh, silly me." She giggled again. "You, me, and Angel developed the power to hide our wings whenever we want."

I nodded. "Oh."

Why was she acting so strangely? Almost like those girls from when we went to school…

"Why are you acting so weird Max?" I'm really confused. What's up with her?

Max gave me a blank stare and slightly cocked her head to the side. "What do you mean Fang?" she asked innocently, too innocently.

"Your acting like, like, like a girl!" Did that came out a little harsh?

Maxs eyes had a quick flash of pain, but it was quickly replaced by anger.

"Oh look! Were back! Fang you and the boys bring the bags in, girls lets go grab Nudge and head to Ellas room." Max said slightly forced, you could tell she was trying to make it sound like she was happy.

The girls quickly ran inside the house. I wonder what their up to…?

Okay, thanks to anyone who has reviewed! I really appreciate it! And to anyone who reviewed my little brothers story after I sent out those Pms, next time Fang posts a blog you will be in the story like I promised! This chapter is slightly longer than my earlier chapter, I was going to make it longer since I haven't updated in a while but it's past 2 in the morning so im just gonna go to bed. Sorry it's been so long since an update!!

p.s to anyone who hasn't heard of my little brother: my little brother is writing his first story its called Burger King he's just a lil kid so there's spelling mistakes and stuff. Whoever reviews his story will be put in the next chapter of my story that has Fangs blog on it as a reviewer on Fangs blog. My brothers screen name is Jeremiah Christ. Please do not be offended by his name, go to his profile to find out the reason for it. I am helping my brother type the second chapter up so there are less spelling errors and things like that.

Thanks so much for the reviews and support! I'll try and have the next chapter up soon, but I'm not sure when I'll have it up next. I have a lot on my plate at the moment.

Jasmine