Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Gendarya? Me and Gendry, I mean, I saw him as a friend and to an extent, an older brother but what's with all that smutty, Sansa-like romance between us? Stop with those high-school fics with me as a regular gossipy, Sansa-like girl already. And about that, why is it always me and Gendry going on double dates with Sansa and Sandor Clegane?
I love how in most stories, I do get to kill the Boltons, Cersei Lannister and the Freys—that I'll appreciate, but what's with me hooking up with that Aegon guy? I've never even met him or hear of him, that is, until I came across this website of yours. From all that I could gather, the only thing we have in common is that we're both living in the same continent.
Let's see, who else am I 'shipped' with… Syrio Forel?! Sure he taught me meaningful lessons, but this… this is absurd and a story where I'm a photographer and in love with Jaqen H'ghar?!
* Scrolls through stories *
Me and Jon Snow? He's my half-brother you disgusting people! That's it, I'm out of here.
* Muses to herself *
Ilyn, Meryn, Queen Cersei, Dunsen, Raff the Sweetling, the Boltons, the Freys, Gendarya shippers, Jon/Arya shippers, Jaquen/ Arya shippers and Syrio/ Arya shippers. Valar Morghulis.
Arya Stark