"I really wished you didn't take Dippers car." Pacifica said in her jogging outfit as she crossed her arms in major disappointment at Mabel who single handedly, with the help of a suave ex-dream demon, wreck Dippers car. Pacifica managed to keep Mabels and Bills dirty giant wreck of a secret for a while, making up a very elaborate excuse as to why Dipper needed to wear a blind fold whenever he walked outside of the Mystery Shack. All Pacifica said was 'You look hot when you're blind' and that pretty much sealed the deal.

"Look Sis-sis, I'm sorry! How many more time can I say that I screwed up when we used the sledgehammers? William needed to learn how to drive, he crashed into a tree, than we took out the sledgehammers to take out the dent! I was just being a good twin sister and help out when my dummy boyfriend decided to break Dippers car!" Mabel said as she laid on the couch in the den, where most of the interactions of the gang took place.

"None the less Mabel, Me and Dipper will be going out for a jog. We'll be back by noon, and hopefully Wendy can deliver the car to us. If you decide to break anything else make sure to call your brother before hand." Pacifica said as Dipper made his way downstairs, thankfully not hearing the two bickering sister-in-laws conversation about his beloved car.

"Alright. Ready for another heart attack!" Dipper said as he was stretching in his jogging gear that consisted mainly of shorts and a brown t-shirt. Dipper than began to walk out of the den and out of the Mystery Shack.

"I think a certain mister is forgetting their blindfold!" Pacifica said as she began to tie on Dippers mandatory blindfold to stop him from having a heart attack when he sees that his "Baby" not in its place by the Shack.

"I think i'm getting sick of the blindfold." Dipper said as he pouted and crossed his arms in displeasure of being blinded. Sensing this, Pacifica, as a great girlfriend she was, gave Dipper a soft hug from behind and said

"I think the blindfold brings out the manly side of you." Pacifica said to bring Dippers ego up. Dipper smiled at the compliment and held out his arm to be lead out of the Mystery Shack and onto a dirt road for the two couple to jog on and for Dipper to collapse from lack of oxygen.

"Remember what I said Mabel!" Pacifica said over he shoulder as Mabel gave a groan and turned on the tv to find something to distract her from her sucky life as of now. A few channel surfing through stations later as Mabel was falling asleep due to boredom from everything, she glanced over to her right to see Bill sitting by her side for who knows how long, gazing at her with a very hungry stare and a very wide un-human like grin. Mabel smiled at this very creepy sight as she found it very cute and slightly attractive.

"Hey William. What's up?" Bill did not blink or seem to have heard Mabel say anything. Instead, he wrapped one of his arms around her shoulders and leaned close to Mabels ear.

"Llama and Pine Trees gone... You thinking what i'm thinking?" Bill said as he leaned back from her ear. Mabel blinked a few times than gave a very sly smile.

"Oh yeah..." Mabel said as she slowly leaned forward to Bill. Bill gave another big smile, closed his left eye and puckered his lips. He wouldn't admit it, but kissing Mabel Pines was one of his favorite things to do when he was stuck as a meat bag. Other things on his personal list were sleeping, napping, day dreaming, messing around with mortals such as Pine Tree, splashing paint everywhere for no reason, and relaxing. But keep in mind that his list was never in any specific order. Somedays he enjoyed messing with Pine Tree more than Painting. Somedays he decided to Sleep when he could've napped, but the main thing that was always number one for each day was to give Shooting Star some sugar, which he was about to do.

"I'll be red! You'll be black!" Mabel said as she reached down under the couch and placed a checkers board on the small den table. Bill opened his eye as he saw Mabel get up and take her position to down with her legs crossed on the other side of the board where she would easily be able to control her red checkers easily. Bill gave a sigh as his advancements were once again not understood as Mabel decided to play another board game with him whenever he made any type of advances that involved kissing, this time it was checkers instead of pecking on the lips.

"I think you are misunderstanding me when i'm alluding to what i'm thinking." Bill said as he sat up on the couch and took his side of the board.

"What do you mean? Don't you always think about playing games William?" Mabel said as she tilted her head in confusion to only be answered by a grunt and a wave of Bills hand to say that they should just get this over with. Bill still did not understand a single game that him and Mabel played, and checkers confounded him to the extent of confusion. The red and black pieces teased him as he did not really know how to move them without it being against the rules. What was the point of rules, Bill thought over and over again in his head. He knew somethings needed rules in order for deals to be made and keep proper business appearances to mortals, but that was only the Demons side. Deals were only instated due to look trusting to flesh bags. But besides business oriented deals, Demons were aways allowed to do anything they wanted with each other. Once Bill became William, he realized that for the case of rules for humans, they were a little boring. No killing, No torture unless it was for a government reason, No stealing anything. So strict, so boring, totally not fun at all. Mabel took one of her checkers and held it on her hand to flip it.

"Heads or tails?" Mabel asked to see who will go first.

"The one that will lose." Bill said with a sight as he held his chin on his hand. Mabel flipped the checker as it landed facing as a crown, meaning heads. Mabel squealed in happiness as she won to go first as she quickly placed the small circular piece back down and quickly moved one of her circles toward Bills side. Mabel placed her hands in her lap and waited for Bill to make his move. Bill sighed in frustration and looked at Mabel who stared back at Bill with a smile, totally unaware of Bills uncomfortable nature. Bill thought to himself if I just play to the best of his ability and quickly, he can continue his original plan and get it on with Mabel. Bill placed down his piece quickly on an adjacent square, as Mabel placed down another piece as quickly. It began to quickly go back and forth between the two as a contest to see who can win quickly, and Bill was not winning, not that he realized it though. Bill had most of his pieces taken in the span of seconds as Mabel had three pieces that had turned into king pieces to mark her success in the game. After the last piece was scooped up by one of Mabels many pieces and raised her arms in the air in victory.

"I win!" Mabel announced loudly as Bill moved the board and pieces off the table and put his knees on the table and hanged over Mabel, resuming his wide grin.

"Yeah! Congratulations, guess what your prize is!" Bill said as he leaned his head over to Mabels who smiled and asked

"Go Fish?" Bill frowned in annoyance and sat back down on the couch and crossed his arms, until he got an idea and smiled slyly.

"Alright... Go Fish it is... If I win, we kiss a lot! You win... We play another game or something..." Bill said as he got on his knees and knelt by the table to get ready to play the child's card game. Bill had played Go Fish before with Mabel, and he could totally win if he focused on this, and since he had some incentive to win, Bill thought this was a sure fire way to win. All Bill had to say was the number or the symbol of the cards he had that Mabel also had, they both started out with five cards, so it will easily be over quick since losers went first. Bill drew five cards that were a Five, a Seven, a King, a Ten and a Two. The goal to the game was to get to no cards in hand, it was supposed to be a quick little thing and hopefully will lead to a one way kissing trip.

"So... Any Fives?" Bill asked confident she would have the number.

"Go Fish! Any Kings?" Mabel said quickly as Bill groaned and gave her the King, replacing the King with a Queen from the deck as he pulled out the card.

"Alright... Ten?" Bill said as Mabel shook her head and smiled.

"Sevens?" Bill groaned again as he gave Mabel another card and pulled out an Ace from the deck.

"Okay... Um... Queens?" Mabel shook her head quickly

"Twos?" Bill began to clench and grind his teeth and threw the card over at Mabel as he drew a Six.

"Six!" Bill said angrily as Mabel bounced lightly and shook her head as Bill began to groan loudly in anger.

"Got any Aces?" Mabel asked as and Ace hit her face and she winced slightly at the toss.

"This Is Ridiculous! You have to have one card that I have! You have to have a Two!" Bill yelled and shot up from his kneeling position. Mabel yelped in surprise and handed over her two.

"Yes!" Bill yelled as he shot his hands in the air.

"I win!" Mabel said in a sing song tune as she was empty handed from Bill taking her card. Bill looked down in surprise and shock that he caused himself to lose.

"So what do you wanna play now? Monopoly? Yahtzee? Clue?" Mabel said as Bill growled lowly and screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Stupid Cards! Stupid Checkers! Stupid Games! I Hate Everything!" Bill yelled as he ran up to the twins room and crashed himself on Mabels bed to scream into her pillows and stuffed animals. Mabel looked surprised as Bill throw a massive tantrum after he lost. Mabel shrugged and walked back to the couch and sat down to watch more tv. She was just in time to see Levity Ascension as todays episode focused on Bextor the Dragon was making Martha play different types of human games in order to win her heart, physically, as Sir Dalix and Princess Patterson were rushing themselves on top of Willow to get to his roost in time to save Martha from her grueling fate. Mabel sighed contently to find her new favorite couple together again in same scene together as they interacted and cracked wise jokes with each other even though their was immanent danger in their scenes. William was right, Mabel thought, Bextor and Martha do make a funny and cute couple together.

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