Chapter 5: Unheard Things

Sasuke stared wide eyed at the scene before him. Never would he imagine that such a thing could ever happen at all, let alone even experience. He stood at Sakura's door to her bedroom, frozen.

"S-S-Sakura?"

There standing barely a foot away from him was Sakura, with her long pink locks and innocent jade eyes. But what caught Sasuke's attention the most was the fact that he didn't see a piece of clothing on her. At all. He could see every part of her body. She glanced at him and smiled. She slowly walked up to him and grabbed his chin, staring at him seductively.

"You're late, Sasuke-kun. I've been expecting you."

Sasuke flinched at her touch, but immediately regained his calm pose. As Sakura's fingers played with his chin, Sasuke couldn't help but look everywhere of her body. She was a goddess. He smirked.

"Sorry. Let's get started shall we?" Immediately he crashed his lips into hers, tore apart his clothes, and slammed her against the bed lustfully to do their business-

"Naruto-kun, d-d-d-don't even think about telling the kids that!" Hinata screeched as she bonked her husband on the top of his head. "And I know that's not true!"

Naruto groaned as he rubbed the bump that formed from the hit. Yuriko and Sou sat at the table, eating their breakfast quietly, yet looking confused. "B-B-B-But how did you know?! I was only thinking of it!" Naruto yelled, curious of how his wife was able to read his mind so well. "Besides, something like that really did happen!"

He saw her Byakugan activated. Of course. Neji had taught her how to read people's mind depending on their chakra patterns. Damn them Hyuugas, Naruto thought. It would have been so good, even more worthy than the "Icha Icha Paradise" series.

"I'm going to change Minato's diapers now," Hinata said before leaving the kitchen before giving her husband a soft glare that seem the send the message: Tell-those-kids-or-risk-their-parents-finding-out. Naruto gulped. She was not the same timid girl anymore. Ever since he married her...oh life.

"Ne, Uncle Naruto? What did happen?" Sou asked, with his mouth full of rice balls. Naruto grinned. Yes! She's gone!

"Fine so here we go: Raven had just run to Flower's room and there he saw..."

Naruto looked through the window and saw Sasuke's expression. He had never seen the look on Sasuke ever. This would be the first time and extremely epic. Shock written all over Sasuke's face as if he wanted to turn away but couldn't. His jaw and eyes were wide as golf balls, probably could stretch even more.

And all because a certain pink-haired girl was wrapped in a towel, dripping wet.

Oh how Naruto wished he could laugh out loud and tell the whole village. But he wouldn't. It was bound to ruin the moment. So he stayed quiet. But damn, he never knew Sakura had such fine curves and perfectly rounded breasts. Sasuke must be thinking the same thing. It was so clear on Sasuke's face that it was indeed a surprise to see his teammate half-naked.

Sakura was the first to speak. "S-S-S-Sasuke?! How the hell did you get in here?!"

Sasuke's face immediately turned the other way, his bangs covering his eyes from her view. "Um, I-I was at the door and well..."

Was the Uchiha Sasuke nervous? Stuttering? At lost of words? Naruto felt his stomach would explode any minute if he didn't burst out laughing.

"Well what, Sasuke?" Sakura asked angrily. He flinched at the sound of his name.

"I thought you were..." Sasuke couldn't bring himself to finish it. Although Naruto could not tell what Sasuke's face looked like since the bangs covered it, he was pretty sure Sasuke Uchiha was embarrassed and most likely blushing. Sasuke may be a cold bastard, but no man can deny it when he sees a beautiful, half-naked woman in front of him.

Releast you manhood into Sakura-chan, you lucky bastard! Naruto thought, almost cackling. Take a chance on her! She's right there! It's the perfect opportunity!

"Why did you train with Godaime?" Sasuke asked bluntly, as if he had already forgotten the last thing he said. Sakura tooked at him, taken aback at the sudden change.

"W-W-What? D-d-don't change the subject and why. are. you. still. in. my. room?" She replied dangerously.

Sasuke didn't move. "I'm not leaving until you answer."

Naruto gasped loudly. Maybe there were secret intentions behind those dark, black eyes of Sasuke's. Sakura started to fume and blushed madly. "I don't have to tell you! Especially now! And why do you care?!"

"Cause you've changed."

Sakura's knees felt weak all a sudden. She clutched onto her towel even tighter, her eyes looking to the ground.

"D-D-Don't you realize what I'm wearing?!"

"I won't look. Just answer."

"But Sasuke-"

"Do you trust me?" Sasuke asked calmly. When Sakura looked up at the sound of those words, her eyes widen as they locked with Sasuke's obsidian orbs. Naruto thought they looked too calm for the moment. His eyes did not waver away from Sakura's face. The remain still, not bothering to look under. Sakura was quiet, her eyes full of worry.

"I'll just look at your face so you know I'm not looking anyway else."

Sakura's face matched the color of her hair after he said that. She tried hard to break away from his stare, but couldn't. He was telling the truth. Both of them had yet to blink and she saw that his eyes looked nowhere but hers. His eyes did not move. Naruto couldn't believe what he was seeing. Sasuke had never said such a thing before. Was he really that intent on finding the answer? Why was Sasuke so curious? Love? He sure as hell didn't show it well. Then again, he was practically a human ice cube.

And that was why Naruto couldn't control himself anymore. He would forever regret what he would say next:

"SASUKE YOU IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING! DON'T TRY TO BE ROMANTIC AND COOL AND NOBLE WHEN SHE'S PRACTICALLY HALF NAKED! JUST RIP OFF THE DAMN TOWEL WITH YOU SO-CALLED POWER YOU LEARNED FROM THAT SNAKE HOMO AND START MAKING LOVE WHICH SHALL BRING YOUR NEW BABY NAMED UCHIHA NARUTO-"

"NARUTO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THERE?! PERVERT!" Sakura screeched before jumping out of her window and punching Naruto right at his cheek. Naruto screamed like a girl as Konohagakure saw the blond boy fly across the village like a shooting star.

It would only take a few seconds for him to land straight into the lake. Naruto swam up, gasping for air. He moaned loudly.

"Damnit, she calls me the perv when it was the bastard who slammed her door down and is in her room!" Naruto complained as he swam to land.

"What? You don't even know what they talked about?! Why did you even bother us telling this?!" Sou pouted.

"He saw her almost naked? Gross!" Yuriko spat in disgust. "Why is this a happy story?"

"It's the truth, kids! I saw it with my very own eyes!" Naruto exclaimed over dramatically, using two fingers to point right to his eyeballs. "And it is happy cause it's hilarious! Raven is the type of person that would have the best reaction if he saw a naked woman, especially if it's Flower." It really did happen. He was just so glad his wife wasn't in the room, listening to all of this.

"But girls are yucky!" Sou said, shielding his eyes from his imagination.

"Oh Sou, someday you're going to be obsessed with the idea of it!" Naruto cackled evilly. And I'm sure you're gonna get plenty of naked women in your life if you get your daddy's so-called handsome looks.

Sou gasped in horror. He looked like he was on the verge of tears.

"So what do you think they talked about, Uncle Naruto?" Yuriko asked.

Naruto shrugged. "They could have talked about anything. I don't know if Flower actually did tell him why she trained, but I do know what happened after the conversation."

The next morning, Naruto was in a bright mood as he started walking towards Sasuke's house. There were no missions today and he really wanted time with his best friend so what else would there be to do? He went in the direction of the bridge where Team 7 used to meet up all the time. Memories flooded his mind, and a small smile came. If Sasuke and Sakura fixed up everything that moment, then the future would be back again. Team 7. Once more. He would sacrifice anything just to have that back.

After he crossed the bridge, Naruto saw something he didn't expect so soon. Walking down the street next to each other was Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, side by side. Naruto quirked his eyebrows, confused. Wonder what happened last night?

He couldn't see their expressions clearly. Both of them seem to be quite calm and relaxed with each other's presence. They were walking at the same pace, no one overleading the other. Sasuke tapped Sakura on the shoulder, motioning her to the building across from them. Lips moved, as if speaking to each other. After a few seconds, Sakura nodded as the two went inside the building. When the two entered, Naruto sped up to where they had entered. Naruto had a dumbfound look. He stood in front of a sweets shop, a place to have a moment for snacks. This was puzzling. When did Uchiha Sasuke eat sweet stuff? Suddeny, Naruto's eyes widen.

Are they on a date?

Naruto's mind was working like crazy, never before. An idea arrived to his head, as well as a cackle. I see, so they must have did it last night! Hehehe! I knew Sasuke couldn't resist!

"Sasuke and Sakura, laying on the bed! F-U-C-K-I-N-" Naruto chanted under his breath until a voice interrupted him.

"Naruto, what kind of crap are you singing about?"

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"