Reincarnation of Naruto

-Chapter 6-

"Speech"

'Thought'

In the Hokage tower, council meeting room.

When the council men and council women opened their eyes, they were amused. The next Hokage was currently sprawled out on the floor, clearly unconscious. When Namine finally came to, Tsunade told her.

"Finish up your shower, then meet me on top of the Hokage monument in an hour."

"Hai." Namine exited the meeting room and rushed home.

Hinata was wondering where the hell her wife was. She opened the bathroom door, and pulled back the shower curtains. No one was there.

'She ditched me…' Thought an infuriated Hinata, when Namine entered the room.

"Hinata!"

Hinata turned around, and Namine cowered under her glare. Did I mention that she had her Byakugon active?

"Hinata, calm down please!"

Hinata calmed down, and turned away. Namine turned her around. She was shocked to see her crying.

"What's wronng, Hina-chan?"

"I th-thought th-that yo-you le-left me!"

Namine was surprised that Hinata stuttered, especially since she hadn't done that in over ten years at least. Namine then hugged Hinata.

"Why would you think that honey?"

Hinata cried out on her shoulder. Namine comforted her as best she could. Hinata finally let her tears run dry.

"Arigatou…and gomen nasai."

"What are you sorry for?"

Before Hinata could answer that, she noticed what Namine was wearing.

"Ano…why are you wearing those clothes?"

"Long story short, an ANBU member appeared with me in the shower. Before I could protest, the ANBU had already grabbed my wrist, and Shushined me to the tower. When I got there, all of the council men had a massive nosebleed…even some of the women. When I asked Tsunade why, she told me to look down. When I did-"

"Let me guess, you were naked."

"Yeah, how did you know?"

"I just…knew…anyway…why did Hokage-sama call you?"

"I have to meet her on top of the Hokage monument in an hour. She told me that I should finish my shower though…"

"An hour?"

"Hai an hour."

Namine finisshed showering, and allowed Hinata to take one. After she was done, Namine and Hinata went to the top of Hokage Monument, where they found Tsunade standing atop her own head.

"You're just in time…"

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is a sad day in Konoha since I am far too old for the Hokage position, so today, I am officially retiring."

A shocked silence followed her speech.

"However, I am pleased to announce…your next Hokage! Uzumaki Namine, come on down!"

Hinata gasps. Her lovers dream had finally been realized. She couldn't be happier, and did something that she would not normally do. She made out with Namine in public, earning some cat calls and wolf whistles, but also causing those that didn't have a lover to clench their fist. This included Yamanaka Ino, Izuzuka Kiba, Akimichi Chouji, and to a lesser extent, Nara Shikamaru and Aburame Shino. Namine and Hinata separated. Namine was dazed, and was still out of it when she accepted the Hokage robes and hat.

Namine woke up, groggy. 'Was that all just a dream?' Sitting up, Namine was greeted by Hinata. "Good morning to you, Namine-chan, or should I say…Hokage-sama?"

'Dear Kami…it wasn't a dream…'

It was not a dream…more of a nightmare when Namine, donned in her custom made Rokudaime cloak, entered her office, to be greeted by a stack of paperwork. She was instantly regretting taking the position of Hokage, until she remembered a certain jutsu.

'I can't believe none of the previous Hokage's ever thought of using this jutsu…Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!'

Namine had her ten shadow clones do the paperwork for her, while she took a brief nap.

'I wonder how Namine's first day as Hokage is going…' The thoughts of Tsunade as she neared her old office and rudely opened the door. What she saw in the room made her eye twitch.

'I can't believe it!' Namine was currently sleeping on the job, but [shadow clones of herself were going through the paperwork at an astounding rate. Tsunade didn't know whether to be happy that her successor found a way to conquer a Kage's worse enemy, or mad that her successor was sleeping on the job. She settled on being pissed, by shouting in her ear.

"NAMINE, WAKE UP!" Despite her yelling, Namine remained blissfully asleep. Tsunade thought for a bit, and got two ideas. She whispered this time.

"Hey Namine, I've just heard that Ichiraku ramon is officially closed for business…"

This statement, which should have gotten a reaction out of Namine, merely made her frown.

'Drastic times call for desperate measures, I guess…' Once again whispering in her ear. "I heard that Hinata is breaking up with you…" Namine instantly jerked awake.

"Nani? Why?"

Deciding to mess with Namine's mind, Tsunade answered, not knowing the repercussions of her actions.

"She found another man…"

"Oh…" Namine looked down. Tsunade was trying to hold in her laughter.

"If you'll excuse me, I need to be alone…get out."

Tsunade snickered and exited.

Tsunade had just exited the room when she heard something disturbing.

"Good bye, cruel world…"

Tsunade, in a panic, rushed back into the room, but it was too late, as Namine had already slit her own throat.

'What have I done?' Tsunade broke down and cried. Namine, with her slitted throat, disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Namine emerge from out of nowhere, and laughed.

"Hahaha, that was priceless! The prankster princess strikes again!"

Tsunade is getting madder, and Namine realizes this.

"Come on, it was just a prank…'

Tsunade cracks her knuckles. "NAMINE!"

Mikoto had finally come home. The firsst thing that she did was show off her bloodline, the Sharikugon, to Hinata. Hinata was proud of Mikoto, who was never able to use Byakugon before now. To celebrate with Mikoto, she decided to teach her 8 Trigrams, 64 Palms, which she was easily able to teach, thanks to Mikoto'sSharikugon, which copied it and allowed her to use it, but not immediately. Namine came home later that day, having decided that she would leave a shadow clone in her place.

"How's my little daughter?" Asked Namine.

"I just activated my bloodline."

"Oh? I want to see it."

"It's not like the bloodline of this famly. It's somewhat different…"

"Show me."

"OK," Mikoto channeled chakra tto her eyes. The familiar veins and lavender backdrop appeared, but in the place of the pupil, there were three spinning tomoes.

"Like it? The council has named it the Sharikugon[…"

"Interesting…'

The following day, team 1 had a mission. Everybody was eagerly anticipating their first mission, except Mikoto and Sonia. The team was disappointed when they received menial chores for missions, but they performed most of them well without complaint, except for one.
'Who came up with these nicknames?' "This is brickfish, calling all members. Have any of you seen the target? Over…"

"This is Kitsune responding. Yes I have a visual on the target. Over…"

"This is fairy, how far away are you from the target, over."

"About 5 meters, over."

"This is trigger happy. Should I immobilize the target, over."

"That's a negative…OK operation 'Retrieve the missing cat' is a go!"

At once, Kitsune and Fairy leapt out to grab their target at the same time. They bopped their heads together. It was up to trigger happy to retrieve the cat.

"I have the target."

"Good, does said target have a red ribbon on the ear?"

"Yeah."

"Then operation 'Find Tora the missing cat' is a success Let's head back to the tower."

"Hold on, I believe fairy needs CPR."

"Administer it quickly, then meet up with me at the tower."

"Affirmative."

Brickfish, (Sonia-sensei) left, leaving trigger happy (Tenji) to perform some CPR on fairy (Pinky) while Kitsune (Mikoto) miraculously awoke.

Tenji couldn't feel a heart beat. Worried, she took off his shirt.

'Why does he have bandages around the breast area?' Unwrapping them slightly, Tenji made a shocking discovery. Pinky…was a girl. 'Blackmail material…' Tenji quickly rewrapped the bandages, and performed mouth to mouth. Pinky awoke to a shockening surprise, and despite himself, she was enjoying the kiss, and didn't want it to end. 'I'm a girl…kissing another girl…so why am I enjoying this so much?'

I would like to take this time to say thank you to Dragon Man 180, for not only being my most frequent reviewer, but for posting on my forum. However, I'd like a name. Read and review. Laterz