Chapter 6 – What a Drowsy Parade
Ichigo, Uryu, and Orihime were gathered at Urahara Shoten. Urahara was having a hangover so Yoruichi was in charge for now. Yoruichi was now in human form. She said, "Chad's been kidnapped. We only know it was a plant user."
"I wonder if it has any connection to Rukia being knocked out or my attacker in the park today," said Uryu.
"Could that mean these people are behind the hollow disappearances?" said Orihime.
"Well he did appear after I killed a hollow."
"Did he have any distinctive features?" asked Yoruichi.
"He had long silver hair, a silver soul reaper uniform, and a half-skull mask that covered his upper face."
"Well then, everyone by on the lookout for anyone that looks like that. Everyone go home and get some rest."
Everyone headed out then ichigo went up to Uryu. "Could you fix Kon? He got hurt and mangled when Chad was fighting."
"I could but he might not like it."
"Who cares."
"Good Point."
Ichigo handed him Kon and went home. Uryu went home then got out his sewing kit. He made Kon look like Frankenstein. He accidentally poked his hand and his hand flew up in pain and Kon went out the window. He landed in a car being chased by police. He blocked the vision of the driver, causing him to go over a cliff and land in the ocean where dolphins started tossing Kon around for fun. "Why me?"
Ichigo got home to find his dad giving his body CPR .
"BREATHE!"
He broke a window downstairs to cause a distraction. He got back in his body while his dad checked the noise.
It was now around 11PM. Orihime was about to go to bed when she heard her stomach grumble. "Damn midnight cravings." She then grabbed her coat to run to the store quickly.
She grabbed a few things to make one of her "exotic" dishes. She had some cake batter, fruits, ramune, and a couple of different types of gum.
Orihime then proceeded to head home when someone bumped into her. She apologized and continued home. All of a sudden, a crowd of people came slowly walking down the street. Orihime then noticed they were all sleeping.
"What's going on? Wake up!" She then ran from them to get some help.
"She's running," came a voice.
"Don't worry, I just need to gather another group to capture her."
"We don't need to capture anyone, kill all who oppose us."
"Ok then, group two coming around!"
Ichigo woke up to great spiritual pressures. "Why thehell do I even get back in my body?" He took Kon's soul candy and swallowed it. Ichigo in his soul reaper outfit was ejected from his body and jumped out his window. Kon then proceeded to follow but tripped and rolled off the roof.
Kisuke as eating pocky as Tessai was making a special tea to wake up Rukia. When he finished he went to give it to her. He opened the door and there was a hole in the wall outlined with ice. Rukia was gone.
"Kisuke! Ms. Kuchiki is gone!"
Kisuke and Yoruichi ran in. Yoruichi said,"Now how ya supposed to fix it?"
Kisuke's response was,"SHOTGUN! We're going to home depot!"
Everybody in earshot facepalmed, including the author of this fanfic.
Uryu was about to go to bed. He folded his glasses, then noticed a bunch of people walking down the street. He put his glasses back on and ran outside. They were all walking sluggishly. He turned around. They were snoring.
"They're all sleeping?" Then a shard of ice wizzed past Uryu's head. He turned around to Rukia aiming her sword at him. "Rukia!, You're awake?"
She charged him and he noticed her eyes were closed. "What the hell!" He looked at her and noticed strings attached to Rukia. "I guess I have to cut those"
He fired an arrow at the strings but nothing happened.
"Those strings are made of Reiatsu of the people they are attached to! These strings are as strong of the Reiatsu of the attached, and firing your spirit arrows just reinforces them," rang a female voice.
Uryu said,"Damnit, the one time I don't bring Seele Schneider!"
"Prepare to die! Tsuki no mai!"
Rukia then attacked Uryu and formed a circle of ice on the ground.
"DIE!"
End.