Diclaimer: I don't own Elsword!
3: GOMENASAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII! DX
Elgang: 3! Where have you been from this fict?!
3: -3- Trying to get those intermediate skills... leveling up... Henir... No mood to type either... -w
BUT 3 IS NOW ALIVE AND WELL! Maybe... #slapped
On to the answering!
"Hello, guys~ Let's start answering~" 3 cheered. Elsword pouted(?), "And I thought we could get some vacation..." Aisha blushed. 3 was about to puke. "HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME POUTING, HUH?!" "Carry on, carry on." Rena sweatdropped.
"It's from Starlovers! The first question goes to... ELSWORD!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"For the millionth time... SHUT UP! Anyways~ The question is what will you do if Aisha was being taken away by a guy? And what if she did magical makeup?"
"Easy. I beat him up, end of story. The next one... MY EYEEEEES! I'M GETTING BLIIIND!" he answered and put a dramatic effect for the last question.
"Okay? NEXT! For Infinity..? That question's already answered, I believe... So on to the next question!" "YEEEEEY!" "THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!"
"SHATTAP! For Knight! Your thoughts of Void?" Knight blushed. "Um... She's... cute..? And... A-Anyways..! I love her, that's all!" he said, embarrassed. Void blushed.
"Knight..." she muttered.
"Awwwwww~ Next! For Aisha! Did you ever had a dream about Elsword?" Aisha blushed. "N-NO!" "Okayyyyyyy... If you say sooooo..."
"Next! For all the Ravens!" 3 had sparkling eyes. "YEY~ I've been dreaming to say this!" "What is it-" "YO OLD MAN!" 3 shouted happily.
The Ravens got death auras and took out their blades. "WOAH. IT'S TRUE. DON'T DENY IT. UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" 3 ran all around the place.
"Um... I'll be the MC in her place until she comes back..." Azure appeared out of nowhere. "Azure? Then where's Chrome?" Elysea asked. Azure pointed to the sofa. "Sleeping there. And if you didn't notice..." Then she pointed at Akira who was sleeping on the floor. "Zzz..." Elysea sweatdropped before summoning Sanavion to put him on top of the big dragon.
"The next question is for the Renas. What are your thoughts of... ojii-san Raven?" Azure asked innocently. "Um... They're funny, nice, and... other nice things~" The Renas answered happily. 3's OC nodded in understanding. "I see. The next question is for the Eves."
"When the Chungs saves you, how do you feel?"
The Eves went silent, then they blushed. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~" The Chungs blushed as well.
"Kawaii~ NEXT! For Chung! She said that you're cute, but deadly! I agree on that as well!" Chung went teary-eyed. "A-Arigatouuuuuu!" he cried. "Chung?! Why're you crying?!" Chase and Tactical asked to their youngest (?) brother. 3 woke up.
"Fiuh~ Thankfully it's the tears of happiness, so this place won't be flooded-" "HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "NOT AGAAAAAIN!" "SO EVEN TEARS OF HAPPINESS WILL MAKE THIS PLACE FLOODED?!"
"Chung, stop crying! And next! Oh yeah, Azu-chan, you could go back to your fandom now." Azure nodded before dragging a sleeping Chrome to the teleportation machine.
He woke up. "WHAT IN THE WORLD?! AZURE?! WHY'RE YOU DRAGGING ME?! AND WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE WE?!" he freaked out before teleporting away.
3 sweatdropped. "Since when is Chrome like this..? Anyways~ NEXT! For Elsword-" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "SHUSH! IT'S ONLY 1 QUESTION!" "THAT'S STILL THE SAMEEEEEEE!" Whacked! "OUW!"
"Okay~ The question is... How does it feels to kiss Aisha?" Elsword and Aisha blushed. "W-WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! AND WHY'RE YOU GUYS ALWAYS EMBARASSING US?!" "Cause you guys make a cute couple~" 3 cheered. "Answer or else I'll bomb you with THIS!" 3 proudly showed a nuclear bomb. Raven twitched.
"HEY! GIVE MY NUCLEAR BOMB BACK!" "LATER, RAVEN OJII-CHAN!" "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!" SLAP!
Eve slapped Raven! K.O! (3: #slapped)
"Be quiet." She said angrily.
"Gomenasai, Eve." 3 and Raven said in apology.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!" 3 said while targeting Elsword with Chase's silver shooters(?) "HEY!" Nemesis had a puppy dog face. "U-Urgh... Alright... Just this once..."
"Thanks, Nemesis~" 3 thanked her.
"NOW ANSWER!" 3 glared, ready to unleash shooting star. "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Geez... It's... awkward..." Elsword said, blushing a little. "Huh? Why?" Rena asked.
"Well... If you don't consider doing that while your friends stared at you awkward, then you won't understand." he said. "Ooooooooh..."
"NEXT! It's from Sugarlatte! The question is for..." "Please not me... Please not me..." Elsword muttered. "ME!" 3 cheered while doing a happy dance.
"Now that's new." Rena commented.
"Hm... I DON'T KNOW!" 3 answered with a happy face.
"Your welcome, Sugar-san." The Chungs said with a cute, happy face.
"Next! From Demonic Twilight Aggressor! The first question is for Infinity!" "YEEEEEEEEEEY!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYY?"
"SHATTAP! Anyways~ Do you like Dimension or Void?" Knight glared at him. "WOAH. Relax there, bro! I don't like your girlfriend! I like Dimension of course!" Infinity assured him. Dimension blushed.
"Awwww~ Next! For Aisha! Can you stop being a tsundere?" Aisha pouted. "For the millionth time... I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!" "Deniaaaal~" 3 said in a sing-sang voice.
"It's deja vu, somehow..." she continued and glanced at Elysea who was reading. "What?" she glared. "N-Nothing~" 3 whistles as if nothing happened.
"Next! For Vete-chan!" Veteran deathglared. "Uh oh. GOTTA RUN!" 3 ran away.
"The question is... If you meet Alex again, will you hesitate to kill him or not?" Akira asked in 3's place. "...He's dead already. You don't know..?" Veteran said.
"W-What?!" Akira froze.
Tok tok
"He froze." Eve said emotionlessly.
"Then I'll replace the 2 bakas. The next question is for Rena. Do you had to try a crossbow?" Elysea asked. Rena tilted her head. "Crossbow? This isn't a crossbow, it's a bow."
"Probably he doesn't know that. Anyways, next. For Eve. Do you hate Add?" Eve answered in her robotic voice, "I don't really hate him. I just think that he's... creepy... I mean, REAL CREEPY." "And we know it." The Elgang said.
"Next. For Chung. Can you add a tesla core to your Destroyer?" "Huh? No- Wait a second... I know where this is going... I'M NOT A PIKACHU FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME!" Chung cried. "HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"NOT AGAAAAAIIIIIN!"
3 suddenly came back and plopped candy into Chung's mouth. The crying subsided. Chung got sparkly eyes now.
"Fiuh~ I came back at the right time~" she cheered. "And El-chan, your MC abilites sucked..." Elysea just said, "Who cares?"
"Anyways~ Thank you, Alice-Neko321!" 3 said.
"The next questions are from RyotaEdge! The first question is for... Drumroll please..." Elsword yelled, "HEY! I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!"
"THE FIRST QUESTION IS FOR ELSWORD!" "WHYYYYY? MOMMY? WHYYYY?" he cried. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Looks like he got Raven's mommy sickness." Aisha sweatdropped.
"Alright popular boy! The question is... Why do you sag your pants despite wearing so many belts?" "Dunno. Magic?" "I WON'T ACCEPT THAT!"
"Geez... Fine... I actually had a 5 kg thing in my pocket." Everyone stared at him.
"WHY'D YOU BRING SUCH NONSENSE WITH YOU?!" 3 shouted. "DUNNO!" "WHAT KIND OF REPLY IS THAT?!"
"Alright? Next question is for Sakra! Do you like Infinity?" "No. Plus, Dimension would kill me!" Dimension just sadistic smiled.
"N-Next? For the Elswords!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "SHUTTAP YOU 3! Hey! That's me!" 3 cheered randomly. Everyone sweatdropped. 3 coughed.
"Anyways... Have you guys done the "Wind Blade/Armageddon Blade/Sword Blasting" on your preferred Aisha yet?" 3 asked. The Elswords blinked. "Huh? No. Cause if we did, they'll kill us in a second!" they said. 3 nodded in understanding. "I understand that... NEXT! FROM AkitaEls!" 3 had twirly eyes.
"Oh my... A WALL OF TEXT!" 3 screamed before fainting. Akira sweatdropped. "Excuse me... 3-san here could become dizzy easily with a whole lot of text, but she did
read this (with effort cause there's some weird error in the review box in 3's computer that causes the sentences to be out of the map (?)), so your efforts aren't wasted, AkitaEls-san. She also wants to say "Thank you"!" he explained.
"Now the first question is for Knight! What do you feel after the Red Knights dubbed you Lord Knight for your sword skills? Lord of all Knights? Is it reasonable or overstated on your behalf?" Akira asked. "Um... Uh..." Knight got smoke out of his head. "Seems that his brain could not take all of the awesome and great words of wisdom this question has." Elsword laughed. "Are you even better?" Aisha rolled her eyes. "No." Facepalm.
"Um... Just normal, I guess." Knight said, finally. "I just wanted to protect those that I care, so the title is not really that important for me." The Renas got teary-eyed.
"You... YOU'VE GROWN UP!" they cried. Elysea sweatdropped. "Dramatic much?"
"Next! It's for Infinity! What will you do if you lose Cornwell?" "How?" "Um... He got lost? Or something? Or maybe he got destroyed?" Akira asked. (?)
Suddenly, Cornwell flew up (?) and shouted(?), "Non quaeram te, ut hœdum! Sum, quod durissima metallum adamantem et duriorem sibi! Plus, etiam fugere potuit Ianuae Magicae et ad te ipsum!"
The Elgang went blank. "What... Did... The sword... Just said..?" Wind asked.
"Sorry, guys. He said, "Ain't gonna happen, kid! I'm made of the hardest metal that is harder than diamond itself! Plus, I could teleport and even fly for your information!" "
Infinity translated for them. Dimension blinked. "You could understand Latin, Infi-chan?" "I'm used to all of his weird language talk. Sooo..."
"...Lol. NEXT! For-" Akira got slapped across the neighborhood(?) by 3 (?) who got back into the MC. Elysea glared at her. "DON'T KILL ME, EL-CHAN! HE'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT! HE'S USED TO IT, I ASSURE YOU!" 3 shouted behind a shield for defense. "You..." "MOMMMMMYYYYYYYY!"
All of a sudden, Akira came inside, eating popcorn. Everyone stared at him. "What?" he asked innocently. "... Nothing." Raven said.
"Okay~ The next question is for Dimension~ AkitaEls here says that he likes your losing poses better than your victory ones. How'd you feel about that?" 3 asked.
"Really? Geez..! I already told them to make my winning poses cuter!" Dimension pouted. "Either ones are still cute, though." Infinity said. Dimension blushed.
"Okay, next! For Rena and Wind! What do you think about each other?" Rena and Wind stared at each other before saying, "We're twins~ Don't you know?~" at the same time. "... Not surprising..." Blade commented. They pouted.
"Next! For Night! Who gave you the idea for your promotional costume that you're wearing now? Your judgment on it?" Night stared...
"I didn't make this... weird thing you call a costume... Cause it feels like I'm wearing some tarzan outfit or something..." she said. 3 stared back. "I pity you..."
"NEXT! For the Ravens! Have you ever smiled in the past?" "Yes." they said. "REALLY? WHEN?" "When we saw someone trip and fell."
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"MEANIE!" 3 yelled at them. "What?"
"NEXT! For Blade! What do you think of Knight, as his tutor, after he gained his rank with your help?" Blade answered. "I'm proud of him..." Knight got tears in his eyes. "Blade..." he said.
"... Is this a father and son drama?" 3 asked to one in particular before getting a slap. "OUW!"
"Next! For Vete-chan!" "..." "What can be the things that you like about Add? Or nothing at all?" 3 asked. "His weapon. Cause I could just throw it at you..." 3 shivered in fear and hid. "HUWEEEEEE! DON'T KILL MEEEEE!"
"N-Next! For Chase! Are you afraid that people might call you a girl too? Oh! He also said to Chung and Ta-chan that he ever experienced being called a girl too! I wonder why..." 3 said. Chung and Tactical had tears in their eyes. "THANK YOU, AkitaEls-SAN!" they thanked.
Chase sweatdropped. "I have never been called a girl before. Except when I'm still in the base and first class of course..." he sulked.
3 sweatdropped. "Uh... NEXT! For Master! Geez... YOU'RE NOT MY MASTER OKAY?!" Master sweatdropped.
"The question is~ Same question as your brother. Is it reasonable? Or you will still need to develop yourself after being recognized as a Grand Master?"
"Of course I still need to train. After all, the Red Knights had to protect the whole Elrios." she said. Knight nodded in agreement.
"How touching..." 3 sniffed. (?)
"NEXT! For Elsword-" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "HEY! YOU'RE LAST, AND YOU STILL DON'T LIKE IT?!"
"EVEN AISHA DIDN'T GET ANY QUESTIONS, RIGHT?" he replied. "DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS!" Aisha shouted.
"Anyways, the question is... If Blazing and Master fought, who will you cheer for?" "None." 3 sweatdropped. "Why?" "Cause I'm still sleeping that time."
More sweatdrops.
"Okay..? Another question!" "What is he? A celebrity or something?" Raven snickered. Elsword glared. "IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO!"
"The question is... is it Aisha, or is it Blazing who gives you the idea to follow the path of magic when at base Elsword you can't use any magic at all, and your swordplay can't be as "advanced" as LK and IS since you rely more on magic (runes) now?"
"Hm... Aisha. Cause she's... Saying that I have some weird huge amount of mana that could almost rival hers and told me to try using magic. And so..." he answered.
3 gasped. "Really?!" Aisha nodded.
"About the swordplay thing, not really. I practice swordplay once in a while." he continued.
3 nodded in understanding. "Ooooooooh... I see now... NEXT! It's from BloodMasterVolt!"
"The first question is for Blade! Wait... What..?" 3 stares at Chung. "Uh oh... So... The question is... If Eve glomped you and said she wanted you as her Nasod king... How many babies would you have?"
Chung glared at Blade, while Eve is ready to slap him. Wind got teary-eyed. "NONE OF COURSE!" Blade shouted. 3 stared. "Really?" "100%!"
3 sighed in relief. "Fiuh~ Good~ Cause if you did..." then she got a chainsaw out of nowhere. "I'll kill you..."
"NEXT~ For the Aishas~ If 3 Chloes slapped each of you saying they want your respective Elboy, how would you respond?" "..."
The Aishas suddenly disappeared. "Where did they go?" Knight asked. "To beat Chloe up, maybe." Elsword replied easily.
50 seconds later...
"We're back~" Dimension cheered as they appeared again. "Welcome back. What did you guys do?" Infinity asked.
"Fate Space~" was her reply.
"Elemental Storm." Aisha replied before going back to read her book.
"Abyss Angkor." Void replied.
The Elgang sweatdropped.
"Okay..? NEXT! For the Eves! If Raven, Vete-chan, and Blade, respectively, came up to each of you and bowed, kissing your hand and asking for a dance. Would you be like Winry?"
"... Who's Winry?" they asked at the same time. "The person in Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood." 3 said.
They just shrugged and said, "We don't know who she or he is. So... We'll just slap them anyway."
The Elgang sweatdropped, but the Chungs sighed in relief.
"Next! It's from Light15XV! The first question is for Knight! ..." 3 goes to puke. Knight tilted his head in confusion.
"Uh... I don't know why, but the question is... Why do you look sexy in your armor?" 3 goes to puke again. Knight had this face: o.o
"Um... I don't think that's possible." he said.
"True. NEXT! For Aisha! She said that you're just like her, do you know that?" "Really? YAY~ ANOTHER SISTER~" she cheered. 3, however, got a different reply.
"So you're tsundere too, Light-san? Not to insult you or anything... But you do know how tsundere Aisha is, right?"
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"I'M NOT A TSUNDERE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!" "OUWIEEEEEEE!"
"N-Next..! For Rena! She said that you are a valkyrie-like elf!" "Thank you~" Rena smiled brightly. Raven blushed.
"Next! For Blade! ..." 3 goes to puke again. "Uh... Sorry for puking. But the question is... Why do you-" puke. "-look like a-" puke. "prince-" puke. "charming..?"
"EWWWWWWW! DON'T PUKE ALL OVER THE PLACE, 3!" Sakra yelled. "Sorry..."
"... I feel insulted by the way you asked your question..." Blade said. "Sorry... But I'm just not really a fan of Ravens..." Then she said to the readers, "Cause of the Raven x Aisha ficts out there..." Puke.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" "GOMENASAAAAIIIII!"
"... Anyways... Thank you for your comment, Light15XV." Blade said gratefully.
"Next! For Seraph! What do you think of Chung?" Seraph said, "The brother of Tactical and Eve's crush, why?" Eve and Chung blushed.
"Nothing. For Tactical! Is Seraph soft?" Tactical blinked. "Huh? That's a strange question... Anyways, I think so. Cause she's not made of metal, you know? They seem like real humans." 3 got wide-eyed. "What?! But I thought you're made of metal or steel!" The Eves glared. "Errr... Never mind... NEXT!"
"For Blazing! She said that is your true path!" Blazing smiled. "Thank you." Master sulked. "I'm rejected..." she muttered. The Elgang sweatdropped while Knight and Void comforted her.
"Errrrr... I think you just hurt her feelings, Light-san... Anyways~ The next one is for... ADD?!" 3 froze. Lunatic and Mastermind glared. "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, YOU PUNK?!" "3 is not a punk, you meanies!" Then she kicked them off to space. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
CLING!
The Elgang sweatdropped for the millionth time.
"Oops... I forgot to ask them the question... But the answer for it is... I guess we'll see, eh, Light-san?" 3 had this face: :D
"But I'm still a hardcore CrisisxAreawill fan though!" She continued.
"The next one is from EM47! Yes... I do agree that just questions are pretty boring... But we'll just have to stick with it..." 3 whined.
"The next one is from me!" Everyone stared at 3. "WAIT! IT'S NOT ME ME! BUT A GUEST NAMED ME!" they went back to their original activities.
"Fiuh~ The first question goes to Elsword!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "SHUTTAP! SHE OR HE SAID FOR YOU TO SHUT UP AS WELL!" "Well, too bad!" he snickered.
3 pouts. "Next... For Yaja! When are you appearing in the NA server?" "... I already am..." "Oh yeah... Gomen for updating late..." 3 cried in emo corner.
"Next! For Infinity! You're supposed to be fast, but when he or she did the combos, it takes extra time. Why?" "Maybe cause he or she's not skilled enough!" He laughed.
WHACK! SLAP! DUAK!
"YOU MEANIE!" 3 scolded. "Anyways~ I recommend you to increase the attack speed~ Hopefully he won't be a snail anymore~" "HEY!" Ignored.
"Next~ For Blazing and Master! Do you Aren/Ran after he became... you know, evil?" They blinked. "Wha?" "I know... Even I don't understand..." 3 cried.
"HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "SHUTTAP, 3! YOU'RE LIKE A SECOND CHUNG!" Elsword yelled in frustration. Chung got teary-eyed.
"HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" 3 and Chung cried together. (?)
"THIS IS MADNESS!" Raven shouted. "This is... SPARTA!(?)" Infinity shouted.
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"OUW!" "Shut up you IDIOT!" Eve glared. "Chung is crying, but you could even make jokes at a time like this?!" she scolded. "OKAY! OKAY! Geez... You lovesick robot..." he muttered. Eve had another slap ready. "AAAAAAA! I'M SORRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"CHUNG! DO SOMETHING BEFORE EVE KILLS(?) INFI-CHAN!" Dimension panicked.
"HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Huh?" Chung stopped crying and looked at Eve with puppy dog eyes. (He didn't knew he made the puppy dog eyes though! :D It's like an innocent face X3)
Eve blushed and didn't slap Infinity.
"Fiuh! Safe! Thanks, Dimension!" "No problem, Infi-chan~" Dimension cheered.
"Kawaii~ Next~ It's from me again!" They all stared. "NOT ME ME! BUT THE ME BEFORE!" "I'm confused..." Aisha had swirly eyes. "Yeah..." Elsword also had swirly eyes.
3 pouts. "Okay, the first question is for Knight!" "YEAAAAAAAAH! FREEEEDOOOOOM!" Knight sighed and just gave up.
"Why don't you use runes like Elsword?" "Because it wouldn't be nice that there are already 2 magic users ingame. Infinity also uses magic, so I chose something less mainstream." "Oooooh... I get it... But... I suggest for you to look behind you..." Knight blinked and turned around.
Elsword, Infinity, Aisha, Dimension, Rena, Wind, Night, Blazing, Elysea, and surprisingly Akira, was glaring at him with weapons in their hands. "You call magic MAINSTREAM?!"
Knight gulped. Void panicked. "G-Guys! Please calm down!"
3 slammed them unconscious. The others widened their eyes in shock.
"Fiuh~ Safe! NEXT!" 3 poured a bucket full of water at Infinity. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!" he stood up in an instant.
"Good! Answer! Why is your sword the same as Elsword's luna blade except for the different color?" He snickered. "Me? Same as Elsword?"
"Really? I didn't notice." 3 said in shock. "You must have eagle eyes..."
"NEXT! For Knight again! Why are you shorter than Els and Infinity?" "Cause I'm the youngest." he answered easily. 3 nodded in agreement.
"NEXT! For Wind and Night!" She poured 2 buckets of water at them. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they woke up instantly.
"C-Cold!" Wind shivered. "Gomen! It's to wake you guys up! Anyways, why crossbows?" They blinked. "It's a BOW! Not a CROSSbow!" they said at the same time.
"Really? I thought it's a crossbow!" They glared. "Uh... Okay..."
"NEXT! For Raven! Are you Christian?" Raven said, "Maybe. Depends on the author.(?)" "THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, YOU BAKAAAAA!" 3 whacked him with a
metal pole. He fell unconscious. The awake Elgang sweatdropped.
"Next! For the Ravens! How tall are you? That's obvious, they're as tall as a laptop or so-"
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"WE'RE NOT BIRDS YOU IDIOT!" Blade and Veteran yelled. Raven woke up. "AIYEEEEEEE! I'M JUST KIDDING!"
"Hmph. We're around 2 meters tall or so. AROUND okay?! AROUND!" Blade said.
"Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE MONSTERS!" she freaked out before being whacked. "Ouwieeeee!"
"N-Next! For Nemesis! Why don't you wear a crown like the other Eves?" Nemesis answered in a monotone voice, "I'm the rebellion path, which means I'm not a queen. I don't wear a crown." "Hm..." 3 commented. (?)
"But you're a queen to me." Chase smiled. Nemesis blushed. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~"
"NEXT! For Add! Is your name a reference to Adam and Eve?" Lunatic and Mastermind said, "The trivia said so. But maybe we're from the Add in math. Cause... Y'know, technology uses math. Maybe, just MAYBE the next character would be named Min, Minus, or Sub and Subtract or something." (?)
"Hey! I thought of that too!" 3 cheered. "It BETTER be." The Eves said.
"Next! Eve, why're your 3 servants named after Shakesphere's characters?" "Correction. They're named after the space stars or moons. Oberon is just one of the moons of the planet Uranus." Eve corrected. "?" 3 had smokes coming out of her head.
"Errrrr... NEXT! From The Omega Blade of Zero! Yo too!" 3 cheered.
"For Blade! Why are you fabulous even if you deny it? Are you trying to impress Wind?" "FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME... I'M NOT FABULOUS!" "Denial." Veteran said.
"Impress? What do you mean?" Wind asked. "Nah... It's nothing..." 3 said. "?"
"NEXT! For Wind! When it's cold, does Blade give you his coat?" Wind blushed. "Y-Yes..." "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~~~~~" "SHUTTAP!" Blade shouted.
"Next~ For Chase! How's your assassin's life?" "I quit in being an assassin." he said. "EH?! WHY?" "Cause..." he got teary-eyed.
"I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED AN INNOCENT PUPPY BECAUSE MY TARGET AVOIDED MY ATTACK!" he cried. "Huweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
3 sweatdropped. 'Well... At least his crying is not as crazy as Chung and Tactical's...'
"NEXT! For Nemesis! Do you help Chase in his assassin missions?" "Before, yes. But now, no." she replied. 3 commented, "Hm... I understand why!"
"Next question! For Void! What will you do if Knight dies from your perverted bat?" Void glared at Angkor, who shivered in fear. "Then I'll let this bat have a slow and painful death..." Angkor froze into a statue. "Anyways, I won't let him do that. If he does..." Void got a chainsaw in her hand. 3 sweatdropped.
"Errrrrr... NEXT! For Knight! Will you follow a command to kill Void or kill yourself?" "Neither. I'll just kill the one who orders it." "If it's your boss?" "What boss? I'm the leader." "Errr... If Master or your mother said it?" "Why'd Master say it? Plus, my mother's dead." "I give up..." 3 gave up.
"Next! For Yaja! WHY DO YOU WEAR THOSE CLOTHES?!" Yaja blinked. "What's wrong with them?" "Ooooooh... EVERYTHING IS WRONG, MISSY! IT'S TOO... GOTHIC AND EVIL!" Yaja sweatdropped. "Reminder, I'm supposed to be the dark class, remember?" "Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah... Forgot bout that." Slapped.
"Next! For Master! How was it in the time you were in the red knights?" Master smiled. "It was very peaceful, happy, and friendly. In all, it's a very wonderful time, we all seem like a family." 3 got teary-eyed. "Just hearing it makes me wanna cry..." (?)
"N-Next..! For Add! Can Blade-san have your cat hoodie and do you cry when you're thinking about your past?" "NO. And why would we?" they snickered. "They were the ones who tortured us anyway." 3 scolded them, "BAD! THEY'RE STILL YOUR PARENTS! BAD YOU, BAD!" she whacked them with a toy, rubber hammer. The Elgang sweatdropped.
"Next! It's from Devi Switch Reverse! The first question is for... ELSWORD!" "WHYYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?" SLAPPED.
"If you can master all of Blade Master's skill, what skill will you combine with your own skill?" "Um... Shockwave?" 3 rolled her eyes.
"Isn't that because THAT'S the onlyskill you know?" "WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, HUH? THAT'S THE ONLY SKILL YOU KNOW, EITHER!" "NOPE, I KNOW VALKRYIE JAVELIN AND NUCLEAR!" "THAT'S RECKLESS FIST'S SKILL YOU IDIOT!" "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!" "Carry on, carry on..." Rena sweatdropped.
"Next! For Aisha! If Elsword is leaving the elgang, what will you do?" Aisha nearly cried. "W-What..?"
Elsword starts to feel bad even though he wasn't going to actually leave. "I won't leave, Aisha! I promise!" She stared at him with puppy dog eyes. "Really?" "Yes."
"I guess he won't be leaving now, eh? NEXT! For Rena! Why did he get Nasod Battle Suit Hair for Rena a lot of days before?" Rena said, "Cause you're lucky!"
"If you don't want it, then give it to my Rena!" 3 cheered with an innocent face before getting a slap from Elysea. "Ouwieeeeeee..."
"Next! For Raven! Why don't you become a fire fighter?" Raven put on a thinking pose. "Hey... That's actually a good idea! Veteran couldn't beat me that way!" Veteran glared at him. "Don't you even dare..." "Why? It's MY choice!" "..."
"... NEXT! For Blade! Why don't you become an actor and quit the elgang?" Blade twitched. "For the billionth time... I'M NOT FABULOUS! AND WHY WOULD I FREAKING LEAVE THE ELGANG?!" 3 snickered. "No one told you that you're fabulous, Blade... So that means that you DID think that you're fabulous." "NO!"
"Denial~ Next-" "HEY! I'M NOT IN DENIAL-" Ignored.
"For Eve! How much is your best slap record speed? Can you give it to Blade?" Eve nodded. "Affirmative." "HEY! DON'T SLAP ME-"
SLAP!
3 stopped the stop watch. "Exactly 0000000000000,0000000001 seconds!" Eve was proud of the speed, while Blade sulked in a corner.
"Awesome, Eve! Just... don't do it to me, okay..?" 3 said in fear.
"Next! For the Chungs! Why don't you be a sales promotion girl?" They all cried. "WE'RE NOT A GIIIIIIIRRRRRLLLL! HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"NOT AGAIN!" Elsword shouted in frustration. "I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO MAKE THEM CRYYYYYYY!" 3 cried. "NOT YOU TOO!" Aisha shouted.
"HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
SLAM!
"Quiet." Elysea said in annoyance. The Chungs and 3 got swirly eyes. "El-chan! Don't slam them with my sword sheath!" Akira whined. "What's that thing made of?!" 3 asked. "Diamond." Akira answered innocently.
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"May I sell it?" "No." 3 pouted.
"Blade's famous here, eh?" "YESH! I'M NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!" "Nah, you're still famous, Els." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"NEXT! From XxNightMaruchoxX! The question is only for Aisha!" Aisha thought, 'I have a bad feeling about this...'
"The question is... What comes to mind whenever you see Elsword?" Aisha said, "Um... Him. Cause I'm looking at him. Isn't that obvious?" "Awwwwwwwwwww~"
"What're you 'aww'ing for?!"
"Nothing. Oh! By the way... WHY ARE YOU WRITING ONLY 1 FREAKING SENTENCE!?" she cried. "HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"SHUTTAP, BAKAAUTHOR!" Elysea shouted in anger. "*sniff* *sniff* ..."
"It's from iNSaNiTYxpURiTY! Hm... You name reminds me of a song!" 3 cheered. "THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!" "... You in a bad mood, El-chan?" "Yes, she is." Akira said while frowning. "Why?" "She said that because it's too noisy, she can't read." he said. "Oh. Gomen, El-chan." "Hmph!"
"The question is for the Elgang! Originally, there were only one of you. How did all of you split into 3?"
3 blinked. "They split into me?!" "THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE FREAKING MEANT, YOU BAKA!" 3 pouted. "I was just kidding!"
"Well... We're all from different dimensions, you see..." Sakra said. Akira asked, "Then how did you guys get here?!" They all pointed at 3. "Eh?" 3 said with an innocent face.
"Next! From Yozora Night! Hello, Night-san!" 3 exclaimed cheerfully.
"Okay! The question is for the Eves! Can you make him a- A NASOD EYE?! WHO TOOK OUT ONE OF YOUR EYES?! LEMME KILL HIM!" she took out a chainsaw.
"Errr... Calm down..." Rena sweatdropped. "Wait, where'd you get the chainsaw from?" "The market" she answered with an innocent face.
"No, that's not what I meant. I mean, Where did you get it out from?!" "Ooooooh... Doraemon(?) gave me his spare pocket!" (?)
"Anyways, please answer, Eves!" 3 said. The Eves nodded. "We suppose we could. Just be patient please."
"Wait, that question sounds almost like a dare..." 3 froze. An arrow with the word, "DAREPHOBIA" shot her.
"Um... NEXT! From Caminsky305! For Infinity-" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "YES!" "I SAID... SHUTTAP ALREADY!"
"Ehem... The question is, Do you have a full mastery of the cornwells?" Infinity blinked. "Isn't there only 1 cornwell?" "Really? What about those other random swords?" Elsword asked. "It's just cornwell who made shadows of himself. They could be seen, but they inflict no damage." he said.
"Huh? Then how do you attack with them?!" "In truth, cornwell hid himself like a glass, cannot be seen, and attacked the monsters. So, it's only for showing off." he shrugged.
3 sweatdropped. "So do you have FULL mastery on them?" "Nope. Only cornwell did it." The Elgang sweatdropped.
"Err... NEXT! For Eve! How will it feel like if you slapped yourself? How will Oberon feel?" Eve tilted her head in confusion. "Slapping myself? Why would I do such a thing? Hm... But if I did, I would decrease the pain to none if possible."
"Oberon?" "He is used to it. He would be okay."
3 said in pity, "I pity you, Oberon..." Oberon sulked(?) in a corner.
"NEXT! For Raven! Have you ever done "something" with Rena before?" Raven and Rena blushed. "NO!" "Really?" "YES." "I don't believe you." "FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, NO!"
"Okay, then... If you say so... Rena's not pregnant, so you must be saying the truth." SLAPPED. "OUWIEEEEE!"
"N-Next! From Guess! I'm sorry, but I give up..." 3 said with this face: QAQ
"The first question is for Knight and Master. Saber already became a Grand Master, so... Anyways~ If he made a fict about you guys (incest), will you guys read it?"
Void got teary-eyed. Knight went pale, and Master puked. "EWWWW! DON'T PUKE HERE!" Sakra screamed in horror. "I apologize..." she said.
Lunatic snickered. "Well, aren't you the clean one?"
Sakra glared at him. "What do you want, psycho?!" "Nothing."
"A-Anyways... N-No..." they said. "Plus, Knight's with Void already." Master said. "We're sorry." they bowed in apology.
"Um... Next! For Void! Will you be his girlfriend?" Knight frowned. Void bowed in apology. "I'm sorry, but I'm already with Knight. I'm terribly sorry. Plus, I'm not a real person. " 3 put on a thinking pose. "Come to think of it... you're right!" The elgang sweatdropped.
"E-Ehem... The next question is for Master! Do you love Knight in incest way?" Master puked. "EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!" Sakra freaked out. "I SAID NO PUKING!" she whined.
Master said, "Uh... Depends on the author... But really... I only thought of him as a brother. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm sorry."
3 also bowed in apology. "Um... Sorry for many of the rejections... 3 dislikes negative or sad or bad responses, but unfortunately... I'M SORRYYYYYY!" she cried.
"HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SHUT UP!"
Annoyed to an extreme level, Elysea starts summoning all of her dragon which burned, froze, and destroyed everything in the place.
"HOEEEEEE! EL-CHAN! DON'T DESTROY EVERYTHING!" 3 freaked out. "THEY'RE EXPENSIVE(?) I TELL YOU!"
"HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY EXPENSIVE? YOU'RE ONLY TYPING THEM UP!" "I DON'T KNOW." SLAP.
The Elgang shields themselves from the attacks. 3 hid behind a large boulder. (?)
"Um... SPAM REVIEWS GUYS! OH, I FORGOT TO ASK SOMETHING! AND EL-CHAN, STOP THOSE DRAGONS FIRST!"
Elysea unsummons the dragons. "Fiuh~ Anyways... I'm planning to put in Ara x Add as well!"
"WHAT?!" Sakra and Yaja screamed in disbelief. Lunatic and Mastermind snickered.
"You can't be serious, 3! Us, with those WEIRD PEOPLE?!" Yaja asked in shock.
"I'm serious." 3 said in a serious manner. (?) "Plus, you guys look kawaii together~" "NO!"
"So... Here's the problem! Which classes should be shipped? So... I'm making a poll in my profile. It will only last for 3-4 days, so be quick!" 3 cheered.
"3 was thinking of Sakra & Lunatic and Yaja & Mastermind, but then again... I'm still confused..."
"Done with the announcing?" "Yep. Wait, DON'T-"
The dragons are summoned again.
"S-SPAM REVIEWS GUYS! EEEEEEEK! GET AWAY FROM ME, SILVERION!" 3 shouted before running away from the ice dragon.
Thanks for Reading~ X3