"Where are all these people coming from?" Princess Bubblegum screams,
I swat her comment to the side, staring open-mouthed at the thing sitting in front of me. She's beautiful. I slap myself awake in my mind. MAN! You're with PB now! No time to drool over girls! You've got a girl! I look over at Bubblegum and see she is also staring at something in the pile of people that were just pushed out of the portal.
"PB?" I walk over to her and see it. It's her, but it's a him.
"They're like clones of us... yet in different gender forms..." Her voice trails off. I slide my arm around her waist and she lays her head on my shoulder as we stand in front of the crowd of citizens and stare at the pile.
They awaken and gasps fill the air from both sides. The pile begins to move and they all get up, shaking themselves off.
"Fionna, Fionna," I hear a woman yell.
"CAKE!" The beautiful girl i saw before jumps up and runs to hug the cat that showed up in one of the first piles. We all move closer to them, and once they notice us staring they all back up.
"Mathmatical..." The girl whispers, staring at me. She slowly walks up to me, cautious. She reaches out her hand and gently slides it down the side of my face. "How..."
The man version of PB comes up and grabs her hand, lacing his fingers with hers and viciously stares at me. He glances to my side and drops her hand and his jaw. "Holy candy corn," He says.
Princess Bubblegum lets go of me and moves closer to him. I see their eyes locked on each other and i have to turn away. I look back at the girl. "I'm Finn..."
She lets out a light laugh, "You're kidding right?"
"No..." I stare blankly at her.
Her smile fades and her expression fills with wonder, "Dude, my name's Fionna, we're like, the same but not... this is mathmatical!" She jumps up and down in glee and throws herself at me, hugging me, taking me by surprise.
"If you'll excuse me for a second, I gotta make an announcement." She lets go and i walk up to stand in front of the crowd. "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!" I yell. The crowd focuses their attention to me. "If the people from the portal will stand on my left, and the others on my right, please." They follow my directions. "Okay, now, I'm sure all of you have noticed that their is an opposite of you here today. I'm going to read off all of your names, and i want you and your quote on quote clone to stand in the center. They will be staying with you and will be your responsibility. First off, Starchy,"
Two figures move through the crowd and meet in the center. "Hello ma'am," Starchy bows and removes his hat.
She giggles,"Hello,"
"Now Starchy, take her home and show her around." I say. tey turn and walk arm in arm giggling, "Next, Princess Bubblegum."
Pb walks to the center to meet Man PB. "Your highness," He bends down on one knee, grabbing her hand and kissing it. I bubble up with anger. "I'm Prince Gumball,"
"Delighted to meet you Sir Gumball, I am Princess Bubblegum, come, I'll take you into my castle." She looks up at me and shrugs. I look away, angry. Two can play at this game.
"Fionna, would you come stand with me?" I call out. Fionna walks towards me and once she gets there i immediately grasp her hand, feeling her flinch, but she grabs my hand in return. Bubblegum turns around and smirks at me.
"Marceline,"
Two people fly to the center. "What's shakin' baby? I'm Marshall Lee, you're smokin,"
"Shut up," she smiles letting her fangs show, "I'm Marceline."
Marshall Lee kisses her on the cheek. "So, where we going?" They turn around to leave and i hear them laughing. A pang hits me in the gut. Marceline. I miss you. I push the pain away.
"Jake, man, it's your turn," I actually want to see what girl jake looks like. I try holding in a laugh.
"A CAT?!"
"A DOG?!"
The crowd erupts in laughter. Fionna and I join in.
"Hmph, I'm Jake."
"I'm Cake."
Jake, Cake, Jake, Cake, haha, man, that sounds good !"
Cake smiles,"You ain't like no regular dog are you, sugar plum?"
"Mmmmmm Sugar plums..." They walk away towards the tree house.
"Okay, Lady Rainicorn."
"哦哈 没有 有 咯喔可 啊马子能够" He bangs his hoof against the ground.
"That's Lord Monochromicorn," Fionna whispers.
"有热 怕热挺讨厌 瑟想要 犹如上哦路费" Lady rainicorn giggles. They fly off together.
Fionna and I walk to my tree house and we talk about ourselves and laugh.
"Man, Finn, we are like twins."
I stop and turn to face her. "Stay with me."
"Haha, Finn, I am staying with you knuckle head."
"No, I mean, if everyone leaves to go back through the portal, stay with me."
"Oh, I dunno Finn," She turns her head.
"We could fight monsters together, and travel anywhere." I grab her face with my right head and bend down to kiss her, "We could defeat the ice king together..." Our lips are so close...
"Ice king?!" She backs away...
"Yeah,"
"Did you see the Ice Queen?"
"Yeah, she was the first to arrive, and shook her awake and she flew off without saying a word.
"Oh no, oh no oh no oh no."
"OH NO." I realize what she's saying.
"They did this! They sent us here! The ice king and queen are working together, come on, we gotta figure this out."
