Operation Essentially Doom Young Ninja Is A Go
Chapter 6
What is wrong with this man? Of course I get lumbered with the crazy Akatsuki Shino thought glumly to himself before reaching down, to yank at the hem of the outfit that Hidan had made him put on.
"Come on then!" Hidan's voice suddenly penetrated Shino's moody thoughts. "I want to see!"
Shino didn't move and, from the sounds of it, Ino wasn't planning on coming out either.
"Do you want to be immortal or not shitbags?" Hidan exclaimed.
His question was met by more silence from his two students and he sighed irritably. "Or should I say, 'Do you want to live or not?' Come out or I'll drag you out with my scythe."
Shino was well aware that Hidan's threat would not be an empty one. The man had after all spent nearly a whole hour chasing Ino around, intent on killing her. Mournfully, the bug boy twitched at his curtain. Death by scythe or death by humiliation? The leaf ninja glanced at himself in the mirror one more time, told himself it would all be over soon and then stepped out of the dressing room he'd been occupying. The sight of him was immediately met by Hidan's raucous laughter.
"Oh. My. Fucking. Jashin. Up. Above!" he cackled, holding his stomach and wiping at his eyes.
The reason Hidan was laughing so furiously was because he'd forced Shino to dress in a skirt and crop top. The crop top was tight fitting and black, stopping just above the bug boy's belly button. The skirt was red with black lace spitting out from underneath leaving a lot of Shino's legs on show. To say Shino looked funny would probably have been an understatement. The boy didn't react to his new Sensei's reaction, choosing instead to find a happy place in his mind. He started cataloguing bugs in his head, pretending that Hidan's laughter was simply the call of the mighty Buugon bug.
Suddenly, Ino's voice rang through Hidan's laughter, screechy and high with anger.
"I am not coming out!" she yelled angrily. "This is outrageous! This is harassment!"
Hidan stopped laughing immediately. "Is it fuck!" he protested back. "Come out here now! I'm your Sensei!"
"You're a pervert!" Ino quickly retorted. "No way am I coming out!"
"You bloody well are!" Hidan responded, his voice like thunder.
"I am no-" Ino's reply was cut off when Hidan stomped over and pulled the curtain away, literally yanking the red material off the hook.
Shino looked over to see Ino dressed in the exact same outfit as him, except she looked phenomenal. The skirt showed just enough of her lean, long legs; the crop top fit perfectly against her body. Shino glanced away quickly, hoping to maintain his continuous air of calmness while also hoping he wasn't going to get a nosebleed. Hidan, in contrast, made his opinion known loudly and clearly.
"Jashin fucking save me!" he exclaimed. "Hell yeah to having the hot student!" he cheered.
"Are you going to be buying these outfits then sir?" a snooty looking shop assistant approached the Akatsuki member.
Hidan dragged his eyes away from Ino and looked to the assistant. "No," he replied. "We're just going to be taking them if that's ok."
"Taking them? But, I-" the shop assistant's spluttered retort ended when Hidan punched him square in the face.
As the shop assistant fell to the floor, Hidan turned back to his students. "Rule number one of Jashinism; don't take any shit from anyone."
There was silence as Ino and Shino regarded their teacher and then Shino spoke up.
"That's not really a rule of Jashinism is it?"
"No, but it sounded cool as fuck."
"Kakuzu Sensei?"
Kakuzu held in a groan as, once again, one of his students geared up to ask him a question. They were heading to a restaurant of Tenten's choice and along the way both girls had simply barraged him with questions and compliments; it was so tiring. Even so, the older Akatsuki member inclined his head towards Hinata, who was looking up at him with wide eyes.
"Yes Hinata?"
"You have really beautiful eyes," she said before ducking her face behind her hands and going bright red.
Kakuzu held in a groan.
"So...we're lost? We're lost right?"
"No," Sasori retorted sharply to his annoying student. "We have simply been heading in a different direction to what I first thought we were!"
"Isn't that the definition of what lost is?" Shikamaru asked unhelpfully.
Sasori threw an angry glare towards the genius. "...no. Shut up."
"Where are we going guys? Guys! This is so much fun!"
"Shut up," Gaara hissed at the wildly laughing Akatsuki leader as they ran through the streets. "We're trying to avoid some bad people!"
"Bad people?" Pein repeated. "Well hey! I can deal with bad people! Watch this!" the pierced man yanked his hand out of Gaara's and turned to look back at the street they'd just ran through.
"Hey, they've stopped!" came a voice, and suddenly the waiters from the restaurant they had skipped out on came into view, hurtling towards them. "Come here! You owe us a lot of money!"
Pein chuckled quietly to himself and then stuck his arms up, palms out, facing the oncoming waiters.
"Pein..." Naruto murmured. "What are you-?"
Naruto's question was cut off when a flurry of wind suddenly exited Pein's hands, flying towards the waiters and destroying countless houses and bits of the road as it barraged away from the Akatsuki leader.
The waiters began screaming in horror as they watched this action take place and they immediately turned and began running for their lives. Naruto, Gaara and Pein watched them run in silence until they became small dots on the horizon and then Pein turned to smile sloppily at the two jinchurikis. Naruto and Gaara simply stared back at him, the expression on their faces stunned. Then, after a while of silence, Naruto spoke.
"DUDE!" he exclaimed. "That. Was. Awesome."
Pein grinned at him and then the three began laughing wildly.
"I...I think she's singing."
At the sound of Choji's whispered realisation, Neji's eyes widened. The older boy risked a glance over his shoulder and his eyes widened even further, when he saw that Konan was, indeed, singing. She was singing a lullaby as a matter of fact. The Hyuga looked back to Choji with worried eyes, his expression multiplied in Choji's face; the chubby boy looked absolutely horrified.
"Deidara Sensei is so wise, is he not Temari?" Rock-Lee exclaimed over his shoulder as he, his sand village ally and his new favourite Sensei flew through the sky.
There was no reply.
"Temari?" Rock-Lee tried again.
Once again, no reply. Confused, Rock-Lee turned around...to see that Temari had disappeared from the bird.
"Temari!" he repeated, leaning over the edge of the flying clay animal in an attempt to look for her. "Deidara Sensei," the leaf ninja turned back to Deidara, his eyes wide. "Temari's gone."
"Gone where hm?" Deidara questioned.
Rock-Lee shook his head. "Can we land Deidara Sensei? We must find her!"
Deidara sighed heavily, annoyed that his efforts in searching for Sasori were now in vain. "Fine hm," he relented and then slowly began lowering the bird down towards the ground.
"Right, so, Sakura you would like dumplings?"
Sakura nodded shyly. "Yes please Itachi Sensei."
Itachi smiled pleasantly at his pink haired student and then turned to look at his little brother, who was sitting on the opposite side of the table, arms crossed, looking as moody as possible.
"And what would you like Sasuke?" the older Uchiha questioned calmly.
"Your head on a pike," Sasuke replied, keeping his eyes fixed upon the place mats on the table.
Itachi didn't reply and when Sasuke looked up, his older brother was staring at him pointedly, one eyebrow raised.
Sasuke flailed slightly in irritation before relenting. "Rice," he grumbled.
"Rice...what?" Itachi prompted.
Sasuke met his eyes, glowering hard at him. Itachi glared back just as hard and eventually he won out as Sasuke slumped further down in his seat.
"Rice...please."
"And did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? And if you did...was she crying? Crying?"
"Woo! Go Kisame Sensei!"
Kisame tried hard to ignore his stupid little student as he sang the stupid song that stupid Akemi had stupidly requested because she was stupid. In order to 'make up' for hid rudeness, Akemi had asked whether Kisame would be willing to sing a song to the whole restaurant and Kisame -under pain of Akamaru- had been forced to say yes. Now all the waitresses, Kiba, the customers and Akamaru were swaying as Kisame was forced to sing.
Kisame was going to have to get revenge...most definitely.
AN: Ok, I am so sorry for being away for so long, but I was actually in Ghana! On a charity trip with my school. So I genuinely couldn't update. I'm so sorry with how I've been updating this. I promise to improve. I'm on my holiday's now so I should be able to update a lot more frequently :)