''What is she doing now?!'' A curious and very aroused male asked another just as curious and aroused male, who was crouched down in front of a female's door. They were taking it in turns to peep through the keyhole to get a good, long look at her as she changed from outfit to outfit, deciding what to wear to the dance. She hadn't got a date yet so both males were fighting to get her.

''Off goes the T-shirt!'' The man who had bright red hair and bright, cyan eyes exclaimed excitedly.

''MOVE IT, PUNK! I WANT TO SEE!'' The man who wore a disgustingly tight body suit and a red helmet budged the other man out of the way and averted his right eye to the key hole. ''Oh, mama. Those are some pretty nice boobs.'' He wiped some drool from his chin and wiggled his eyebrows.

''It was supposed to be my turn, Captian Ass Face!''

''Shut up, Roy. Samus needs a strong, handsome man to take her to the dance. Not some red-headed, badly-behaved douche bag teenager.''

''I don't care about the dance as much as I care about seeing her naked, now move it!'' Roy slapped Captain Falcon round the cheek and scowled. He knew that he wouldn't win against Falcon in a fight even if he had a whole army of Roys to help him so whenever he and Falcon disagreed with each other, Roy would always result in some kind of wussy like slap round the face whereas Falcon would kick Roy's ass round the solar system and back if it came to that.

''Yeah well, she's my lady now and I don't want other perverts like you staring at her naked!''

''She isn't yours! You haven't even asked her!''

''Well, I will now then!''

Roy rolled his eyes as Falcon stood up, brushed himself down, took a deep breath, clenched onto the door handle, twisted it and then completely lost all courage and let go of it.

''Are you serious?'' Roy asked apathetically.

''I was just kidding! Geeez.'' Falcon cleared his throat and began to mutter to himself. ''It's okay, Falcon. Don't be scared. You're an incredibly handsome man so of course she'll say yes.''

''Say yes to what?''

Roy and Falcon's heads shot up as they heard the woman's voice. Turns out that Falcon had been so engrossed in calming himself down and Roy had been so infatuated with watching him that they hadn't noticed Samus walk out of the room and glare at them with her evil eyes. She had her arms folded and was looking really pissed off.

''N-nothing, m'lady.'' Falcon stuttered.

''Ahah… We were just chilling. Talking about umm… Golf?'' Roy said, his voice rich with unease.

''Bullshit.'' Samus scoffed before lifting her foot up only to slam it down in front of Roy.

Roy's eyes grew to supersize as he let out a pathetic squeak. Never in his life had he ever been so terrified.

''Tell me the truth or you'll both be eating my fist.'' The woman growled.

Falcon's nervousness reached an intense level as sweat was forming all over his body and he was trembling. Could he hold back the truth and lie about spying on her for half an hour while she was getting changed? Pssht, no! He was an awful liar and he knew that! He'd rather tell the revolting truth than get pounded for lying!

''WEWERESPYINGONYOUWHILSTYOUWEREGETTINGCHANGEDANDW ESAWYOURBOOBIES.'' Falcon blurted out. This caught Samus's attention and as she turned to face him with a really violent expression, Roy made a dash for it. He sprinted down the corridor, down the stairs, through the hall and under the kitchen table. He'd be safe there. Samus will never find him. He hoped so anyway because he's sure to get a worse punishment than Falcon for running off like that. He's such a pussy.

''You did what?'' Samus was certain that she had heard that wrong. ''If you just told me what I thought you just told me then you are going to get it so hard.''

''I'M SORRY! You're just so irresistibly sexy!''

''You better do what Roy did and run for your life, bitch. Because I'm going to give it to you so hard.'' Samus threatened through gritted teeth.

''That's what she said.'' Falcon squeaked childishly before running off whilst waving his arms in the air and his feet literally kicking his butt with every step he took.

''You just wait, boys. You just wait.'' Samus shook her head and slammed her door shut before shoving some tissue paper into the keyhole to prevent future culprits from getting an eyeful of her busts.