Naked Bones stood on the platform staring at remains.

Naked Bones looked to Naked Cam.

"Naked Cam, these bones aren't Naked."

"No duh, they're not Naked. Would I be looking at them if they were Naked? Naked is your forte, Doctor Brennan." Cam said, with Naked Know-it-allness.

"I CANT WORK LIKE THIS! I NEED MY BONES TO BE NAKED!" Naked Bones exclaimed as she stomped nakedly off the platform toward her office.

The blinds to her office were closed, and she became suspicious as she walked around the corner to find her Naked partner sitting at her desk.

"NAKED BOOTH!"

Naked Booth jumped.

(Oh yeah he did.)

"Naked Bones!"

Naked Booth leapt from the chair, noting how his Naked ass didn't stick to her chair. "You put a towel on your chair."

"Yes." Naked Bones said.

(She was a woman of few words.)

"What are you doing in my office?"

"Talking to my Naked friends. There's a NewD version of Twitter out now you know."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

(Her new catch phrase… like it?)

"Twitter."

"Watch your mouth."

"I'm sorry."

"No, watch your mouth… it does this weird little… twitch when you talk." Naked Bones said, handing Naked Booth a mirror.

Naked Booth took the mirror.

Naked Booth wanted to talk but was speechless by how hot he was.

Naked Booth took a moment to reflect on his hotness.

(As we all do.)

"Naked Booth?" Naked Bones said, with no reply. "NAKED BOOTH!"

Naked Booth jumped.

(Oh yes he did…)

"Sorry, I was reflecting on my Naked reflection. I am hot."

"You are hot."

(He is hot, folks…)

"Tell me about this NewD tweeter."

"Twitter."

"Excuse me?"

"NewD twitter… it's a social networking device where all the NewD people of the world get together and talk about Naked things… see that there… that person there is talking about me."

"Because I'm hot." He said, holding the mirror up to her. "See!"

(He obviously doesn't understand how mirrors work)

"Wow… I'm hot too."

"Wait… no… that mirror had my reflection in it!" He exclaimed, pulling it from Naked Bones' hands. He looked in the mirror and smiled. "There it is…" He grinned Nakedly into the mirror.

"You're so VAIN!" Naked Bones exclaimed.

"I am."

(He is.)

"I'm sure people have written songs about me." Naked Booth replied.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

(See… the catch phrase… catching on… Me thinks it is!)

"Let's go, Naked Booth… we have a case to solve!" Naked Bones exclaimed.

"Can I bring the mirror?" Naked Booth asked.

(Inspiration…?)

"No. You have to look into the reflection of your naked face in my crystal blue eyes. The mirror stays here!"

"Fine." Naked Booth replied. "Let me say goodbye to my Naked Tweeps first… It's my friend Jen's Birthday."

"Is she Naked too?"

"No… but she wants me to send a NakedPic…" He said as he pulled his phone out of his pocket and took several pictures. He then sent them to his friend Jen… for her birthday…

"Are you done yet?"

"Hang on…"

"It appears that's what you're doing." Naked Bones said with Naked irritation.

(You'd think there'd be a lot more irritation involved with being Naked, wouldn't you?)

UNTIL NEXT TIME! WE WILL SEE IF NAKED BOOTH CAN BARE ALL OF THE FACTS, CRACK THE CASE AND HANG THE BIG BAD GUY OUT TO DRY!