Hey, people. I FINALLY UPDATED!!!!1!! HOLY SHIT-NUGGETS!! And this chap is a special one because of Supanova! Too bad it already came and went... Oh well!
So... Uhh... Please enjoy!
P.S: I PROMISE to update more often! :)
-Charz, Toushiro and Jess are sitting in the lounge room on a large couch-
Toushiro: I'm bored.
Charz: Me too.
Jess: Same here.
Charz: -Turns to Jess- What the fudge-nuggets are you doing here?!
Jess: It's the weekend. Duh!
Charz: Oooohhh... Right.
Toushiro: Well, now that we're done with that, what are we going to do? I'm slowly losing my sanity over here.
Jess: Don't worry. You'll lose it faster when you hang out with us! -Shmile!-
Toushiro: ...?
Charz: I has an omg-rific idea! Let's find something on the internet we could do! -Runs to her laptop-
Jess: Why did you just randomly run around the room and sit down about 10cm from where you were sitting before?
Charz: I... Don't know! Oh well. Let's see what's going on at the EKKA showgrounds this week...
-Everyone reads what's on the page-
Jess: OMFG! It's actually here!
Charz: Yeah! I know!
Toushiro: Uhh... I must've missed something. What's going on?
Jess: You mean you've never heard of it?!
Toushiro: No, of course not, because I'm not from this w-
Charz: SHH! SHUT UP!! -wraps a random piece of cloth around Toushiro's mouth-
Jess: What was he saying?
Charz: What he means is that he's not from this country. -nervous smile-
Jess: Hmm... -looking at Charz and Toushiro suspiciously-
Charz and Toushiro: ...
Jess: OKAY! -Shmile!-
Charz: -Thinking- Whew! That was too close...
-In Soul Society! XD-
Matsumoto: Hey, do you know if Capitan Hitsugaya has come back from the Living World yet?
Yachiru: We haven't seen Tou-kun for a while, have we Ken-chan?
Kenpachi: I'm afraid I haven't either.
Ukitake: Same here. Sorry.
Matsumoto: I guess there's no avoiding it...
Ichigo: -Walks in from the bathroom- No avoiding what?
Matsumoto: Toushiro hasn't come back from the Living World or contacted us, so I'm going to go and find him.
Yachiru: I'm coming too!
Everyone: What?!
Yachiru: I haven't been to the Living World for a long time! I wanna go again!
Matsumoto: I guess that's fine with me. Is it okay with you, Capitan Zaraki?
Kenpachi: That's fine. Are you sure you don't want me to come with you, Yachiru?
Yachiru: Mm-hm!
Matsumoto: Okay then, let's go Yachiru!
Yachiru: Yay! Living World candy!
Kenpachi: -Sweatdrop!-
-Back to the Living World!-
-Charz and Jess are running around the house, while Toushiro is standing in the hallway in his Soul Reaper outfit-
Charz: I knew these costumes we bought off E-bay would come in handy one day!
Jess: Yeah! Who are you going as?
Charz: I'm going as... -Whisper whisper-
Jess: Why are you whispering?
Charz: So that Toushiro doesn't hear me.
Jess: Oooohhh... Okay then. I'm going as... -Whisper whisper-
-Charz and Jess keep talking about costumes while Toushiro looks through the closet they were looking through-
Toushiro: What are all these for?
Charz: Oh, those are our cosplay outfits. You can look through them if you want.
Toushiro: What does 'cosplay' even mean? -Pulls out a Ryuk outfit from Death Note-
Jess: Hitsugaya-kun, it's no use getting us to explain it. You'll see what it is when we get there.
Toushiro: And where exactly ARE we going?
-A bus ride, train ride and fair walk later!-
Toushiro: What's this 'Supanova' thing?
Charz and Jess: You've never heard of Supanova?!
Toushiro: Nope.
Jess: It's only the biggest anime and video game convention in Australia!
Charz: They also have some awesome competitions there. Cosplay chess, Guitar Hero, skits and other stuff.
Jess: We've entered the Cosplay chess and we've also entered in a skit.
Toushiro: So that's why you two have dressed up as some black haired guy in a blue uniform and a midget with blonde hair.
Jess: Hey! Don't diss Roy Mustang! I have a lighter and some matches with me, ya know!
Charz: DON'T CALL ME SMALL!! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!! -Lol, short rant-
Toushiro: Okay! Jeez... Who are you supposed to be anyway?
Charz: -sigh- If you didn't know already, I'm Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Jess: And I'm Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Toushiro: ...Okay... But why are there people around here dressed like me?
Jess: Uhh...
Charz: Never mind that, cuz- Ah look! Hayden DID meet us here! -diverts Toushiro's attention-
Hayden: Hey guys! Nice costumes.
Charz: Hey Hayden. Nice Tobi outfit. I'm surprised that you could get all of it in time!
Hayden: Same here, but I did, so I'm happy. It's good that you got all of yours together as well. Same for you, Jess.
Jess: Thanks for that, but we cheated...
Charz: We bought our costumes off EBay. But that was WAY before the start of this year!
Hayden: Well, that's okay then... I 'spose...
Charz: Hey, look who I brought with me! -Drags Toushiro over-
Hayden: Hey! It's the Japanese guy from school!
Toushiro: I'M NOT JAPANESE! FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M FROM-
Charz: -randomly shoves a doughnut in Toushiro's mouth- Yeah, he's from America. He just likes Japanese culture too much. -nervous smile-
Hayden: Hmm... -looks at Charz and Toushiro suspiciously-
Charz: ...
Toushiro: OM NOM NOM!! -eats doughnut-
Hayden: OKAY!!! -Shmile!-
Charz: -thinking- Whew... That was too close... Again!
Toushiro: Mmm... That was good, whatever it was!
Charz: Yeah? Well NO DOUGHNUT FOR YUUUUHH!!! -takes Toushiro's doughnut-
Toushiro: Aww... -Sniff-
-A long wait in line later!-
Jess: Oh mah gawd! We're inside! TIME FOR SHOPPING! -races off in random direction-
Charz: Uhh... Okay then, see you later!
Toushiro: Charz? Why did she want to go shopping that badly?
Charz: Because! There's heaps of stuff you can buy here, that you can't find anywhere else! -Jumps for joy-
Toushiro: Well... That's good...? Where are we going to go first?
Charz: Let's go find the celebrities! -dramatic pointing-in-a-random-direction pose-
Toushiro: ...Okay...
-After a while of searching...-
Charz: OH MY FLIPPIN SQUEAK!!! IT'S VIC MIGNOGNA!!
Toushiro: And just WHO is that? -crosses arms-
Jess: -appears from nowhere!- He's the voices of some of the BEST anime characters EVAR!!!
Charz: DAMN RIGHT!!! And he's also the leader of the Risembool Rangers.
Charz and Jess: -pumps fists in the air- RED DAAAAAWWN!!!!
Toushiro: ...?
Jess: Never mind, let's go talk to him!
Vic: Hello ladies... And man.
Toushiro: Damn right...
Vic: What was that?
Toushiro: N-Nothing!!
Vic: Okay then. So, what's up, people? (1)
Charz: Well, can I ask you a favour, pleeeaaase??? -begging, much?-
Vic: Sure, what is it?
Charz: I need you to speak to my friend, Rachael, and talk to her in your Edward voice. She's a REALLY big fan of yours and she's sad she couldn't make it today.
Vic: Okay then, call her and tell me when you're ready! -rubs hands together-
Charz: -pulls out phone-
Toushiro: Rachael? Is that the girl from school who has the short blonde hair and the glasses?
Charz: Yeah, now SHUT UP! It's ringing.
Charz: Hey Rach. Someone here wants to talk to you! -waits- Who is it? You'll have to wait and see!
Charz: -covers receiver- Here, Vic. She's all yours! -hands phone to Vic-
Vic: -In Edward Elric's voice- Hey, Rachael! It's Edward Elric! I heard you were a big fan.
Rachael: -From other side of the phone- OHMIGAWD! Hi, Edward!
Vic: I also heard that you're sad because you couldn't come to Supanova this year.
Rachael: Yeah, I'm sick and I can't go... But I'm getting Charz to take lots of pictures for me!
Vic: I think I might have something that will make you feel better! -pulls out a pen and a photo of Edward-
Rachael: Uhh... What might that thing be?
Vic: A poster of me, signed to you, Rachael.
Rachael: OHMAHFLIPPINGAWD!!! THANK YOU SOO MUCH!! -cough hack-
Vic: Whoa! Don't make yourself sick or anything! Do you WANT me to get Colonel Bastard on to you?
Rachael: -cough- Uhh, no sir!
Vic: Good. I hope you get better, so you can come next year, okay?
Rachael: Yes, I will!
Vic: Okay I have to go now, bye-bye! -hands the phone and poster to Charz-
Charz: Thank you soo much!
Vic: Well, you're a good friend to think of her while you're here, so I'm gonna give you this... -pulls out Edward figurine and signs the box-
Charz: Thank you!!!
Vic: That's okay! -hands Charz the box-
Charz: YAYZ!!! -runs off-
Vic: ... Okay... Now, what would you like to order?
Jess: -HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!- Would you be able to say this, -hands Vic a piece of paper- in Ed's voice for me? Please?
Vic: -Sigh...- Alright, but only because you asked nicely.
Jess: Yay! -squee!-
Vic: -ahem- Mustang... I miss my cupcake. I even named it Steve!(2)
Jess: Thank you!
Vic: That's okay, now shoo!
Jess: Hahahaha! -leaves-
-At somewhere else in the Convention Centre-
Matsumoto: -Sigh- How are we supposed to find Hitsugaya-kun with all of these people around?
Yachiru: Yeah! I can't see Tou-kun anywhere! -trying to see over people-
Matsumoto: Oh, come here, Yachiru. -Puts Yachiru on her shoulders-
Yachiru: Yay! I can see over everyone, now! I'll look out for Tou-kun! -dramatic searching pose-
Random person 1: Hey, nice Rangiku costume!
Matsumoto: Thanks, I- wait, COSTUME?!? -wtf?!-
Random person 1: Yeah. It looks really good on you! -Thumbs up!-
Matsumoto: YOU PERV!! -Slaps Random person 1 across the room-
Yachiru: Matsumoto-chan, what was that for?
Matsumoto: Never mind. He deserved it anyway. -Pouting!-
-Back with Charz, Jess and Toshiro...-
Toshiro: Uhh... Where are we?
Charz: Duh! We're at the plushie stall!! WHEE!!
Jess: YAYZ!!!
Toshiro: ...?
Charz: Never mind... Anyway, what plushie are you getting, Jess?
Jess: Just a sec. Can I please have the Light Yagami plushie?
Stall Clerk: -Grabs plushie- Here you go.
Jess: Thank you! -runs away-
Stall Clerk: Hey! You owe me money!
Charz: Uhh... Here's the money... Can I have the L plushie?
Stall Clerk: Thanks. -Grabs another plushie- Here, are you going to give me money?
Charz: Yes... Here.
Stall Clerk: Yay!
Charz: Uhh... 'Kay then... Bye! -runs-
Toshiro: Hey! Wait for me! -runs-
Stall Clerk: Aww...
-A short run later-
Charz: Whew! That was creepy... And Jess?
Jess: Yeeeeees...?
Charz: You owe me money.
Jess: I'll give it to you later, okay?
Charz: That'll be when you spend it all, right?
Jess: Yep!
Charz: -Sigh- Fine, consider it a present.
Jess: Yayz! Thank you! -Hugs Charz-
Charz: Uhh... Yeah, whatever... -Pushes Jess off-
Toshiro: Okay then... I still have one question.
Charz: Well? What is it?
Jess: Are you wondering why you haven't bought anything yet?
Toshiro: No... I'm wondering why there are people dressed up as me and other people from Soul Society. Any idea why?
Jess: We'll tell you...
Charz: WHAT?!?
Jess: But on one condition.
Toshiro: Name it. -folds arms-
Charz and Jess: Justa sec...
-Charz and Jess huddle up and discuss-
Jess: Okay, we have your condition. It will be...
-A while later, at the Main Stage-
Matsumoto: Ah... We've been looking all day and we STILL can't find him.
Yachiru: Yeah! Not to mention you've beat up a heap of guys and the Security Guards know you by first name.
Matsumoto: Maybe... But they all deserved it. They were ALL being perverts...
Yachiru: Never mind, it looks like something's gonna happen! Up there, on that stage!
Announcer: -ahem- It seems we have a spur-of-the-moment entrant in the Cosplay Skit contest. Now, let's give it up for Toshiro Hitsugaya!
Toshiro: -gives Charz and Jess a look that says 'I FRIGGIN HATE YOU!!!!1!!'-
Charz: YAY! GOOOOO TOSHIRO!!!
Jess: w00t!
Charz: -whispers- Hey, what do you think he'll do?
Jess: I dunno, but I bet it'll be good!
Announcer: Uhh, anytime you're ready, you can go, okay?
Toshiro: yeah... Sure... -walks to centre of stage-
Charz: -yells above everyone- WHOO!! GO TOU-KUN!!!
Toshiro: -sigh- Here goes...
Toshiro: Soar upon the frozen Heavens... -unsheathes sword- HYOURINMARU!! -random ice dragon flies around the stage-
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOHH!!!
Yachiru: Lookie! That's Hyourinmaru!
Matsumoto: I'd know that shikai anywhere... C'mon. -pushes through the crowd-
Yachiru: Yay, Tou-kun! -waves-
Toshiro: -thinking- Oh crap! Matsumoto is here! How will I explain this... -calmly walks off stage-
Charz: That... Was... AWESOME!!!
Jess: YEAH!! I've never seen Hyourinmaru before!
Toshiro: Uhh... 'Kay then, but I have something that you should prrrrroooooobably know about.
Charz: And that is...?
Matsumoto: TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA!!!
Yachiru: Hi, Tou-kun! You're in trouble!
Toshiro: -points to Matsumoto- That is.
Charz: Oh... Uhh... I'm in the shiz, aren't I?
Matsumoto: Ooooooh, yeah!
YAYZ!! A NEW CHAPPIE!! Sorry I haven't updated in... forever... but I'll update as quickly as possible! i PROMISE!!!! Gomen! -bows-