Miran: There you go. Piko is gonna die.
Indigo Demon- I don't really know. But hey, maybe it'd be a good scarf. Kind of creepy though... Yeah, I was just trying to write crap.
Luvandia- I know it's disgusting. That's why I wrote it. Mwahaha. And yes, the killer is a Vocaloid. I thought I was making the hints way too obvious...
Renji-tan- That's... great. I'll be sure to buy to a chainsaw for your birthday. Do you think Len should be killed? It doesn't matter. He's gonna die. It's nice that you like the murderer. It's just that the other person is doing the killing today. Merry Christmas to you too.
YukikoKiku- I can't guarantee that. Who knows? I might just keep the heart for myself. :D I don't know about them putting up a fight though...
alvinluv- Holy crap, you laughed? Me too! High five! Psh, the murderer's not a cannibal! ... Maybe.
Oh, yeah, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. And happy belated birthday to Rin and Len.
Disclaimer: No.
Ah, you've brought a guest. Uh, is this for business or is it just a visit? Yes, I should know by now. I just can't stop hoping.
So, who is this nice guest of ours? I recognize you from somewhere… What's your name? Forgive me for not remembering.
Piko? That's a name I remember. Sorry, I had trouble matching the name and the face.
Speaking of which, you have a quite… different face. Not incredibly masculine, if you ask me.
… Ah, you speak. What a high voice! No, no need to be embarrassed. I'm sure your voice is admired by some.
Oh, how rude of me! Take a seat, Piko. Take mine. It's quite alright. We're friends, after all. I don't mind.
Do you mind if I speak to my friend over there? Neither of us like being overheard. Yes, I believe it may be paranoia.
Okay, there. Your little guest is quite comfortable. Now what's your plan? Really, what kind of idea is this? This is kind of… wrong. We're just going to kill a new addition to our family? He hasn't done anything to anger me! What has he done to you? He hasn't even heard of the disappearing Vocaloids! He's not suspicious at all! And just look at him, he's so scrawny that he probably couldn't fight if you went at him with a knife. It's… it's not fair.
What do you mean? Fairness doesn't exist? Of course it's real! Fairness is like air! It's always there!
Listen to me. This is going too far. I don't like it one bit! Do you understand—
… Oh my. Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry! I'm sorry for yelling at you! Please forgive me!
Thank you for quieting down. Piko looked confused for a moment.
… Kill Piko? No, I don't want to make you cry, but killing such an innocent little boy? Really? I don't understand. Why would you want to?
Fine. I won't yell at you anymore. Do as you please. I won't argue anymore. I'll go speak to him now.
Ah, thank you for excusing me, Piko. You do seem like a good-natured fellow. I'll miss you.
Oh no, you're not leaving just yet. No, we're not forcing you to stay. You're free to go. Once you're dead, that is.
It is shocking news, isn't it? Oh look, we're some marvelous friends of yours. Sorry, but we can't really let you live. I'm very sorry about this.
Yes, my friend is walking toward you with a sharp blade. Don't worry. It'll all be over quickly. You don't have to be concerned about anything.
You can scream. It doesn't matter. I don't really like it like she does, but I don't really mind.
What? Yes, I am restraining you. You must be blind or stupid if you can't figure that out.
Maybe the rules aren't exactly clear. You may scream. You may roll on the ground in pure agony. You may cuss a blue streak. You may bleed all over my floor. Hell, you are allowed a bit of struggling. But you are absolutely forbidden to lay a finger on her.
Now I'm a bit upset. My friend is crying. It's all because you kicked her. She's more sensitive than you would think. Piko, I'm usually the forgiving type, but I don't think I'll let this pass. You'll soon find out that I can be very creative.
My dear, hand that to me please. Thank you.
… Did that hurt? Oh, wonderful. I'll have to strike you again.
This is a lovely weapon, isn't it? It is just a paring knife but it can really hurt someone. It can also kill someone, if you hit them correctly. Someone like Piko, perhaps.
Ah, that's music to my ears. Maybe you can call for help a bit more loudly. Maybe you can screech like a dying animal. That shouldn't be a problem because, well, you are a dying animal.
… There! All finished! Hey, you can have this knife back. Please stop crying. Do you need to be hugged?
There we go, all better. A hug was what you really needed, hm? I'm glad you're smiling again.
Look, there he is. You wanted to see Piko dead, right? That's perfect!
Come on, we can wipe this blood off your face… Perfect! You look like an angel, as usual. We'll go home now, okay? You go change into some clean clothes after taking a shower. I'll clean up, meet you there, and I'll buy you some ice cream. Does that sound good? Great!
I'll see you then! Goodbye!
Ah, I'm in a good mood today. She was right. Piko deserved to die.
Miran: Hugs make everyone feel better~! Who should I kill next? Hm... Review. I love reviewers so much. I love readers too, but I love reviewers more.