"Hurry up, Link! We must find the Princess." Said Zelda.
"You know, Zelda," said Link "I'm having a tough time not being slow. Don't forget that I've never been a girl before, and I have a lot to get used to."
"Like…?"
"Well, for starters, I have a lower center of gravity. I also am not used to all this hair in my face-"
"I have something for you to use to put your hair back in a ponytail." Interrupted Zelda.
"Oh, ok." Said Link "But I'm not done, yet. My body is now more slender and weak. I also am wearing clothes that no longer fit me because of-"
"OK! I get it! I am used to being Sheik, so it's not a problem for me, but this is your first TG, so you have trouble adjusting. sigh. Ok, this is what we'll do," Zelda continued "After we catch Jigglypuff, I'll help you get used to that new body. Ok?"
"Once we catch Jigglypuff, I'll change back, because I-Hey what's that?"
Link picked up a bottle that had a label with a symbol on it that looked like the male and female symbols on the same circle-A popular TG symbol.
"It looks like the Gender Potion that she had showed us earlier."
"Why was she doing that?"
"Because we girls were looking to get revenge at how you boys were treating us. We were sick of it."
"YOU COULD'VE JUST TALKED TO US! YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TURN ME INTO A WOMAN!!!!!"
"That idea was turned down quickly. Jigglypuff acted on her own accord. However, you're right: we should've just told you how we felt. Also, we were overreacting a bit-"
"Try a LOT"
"-and I'm sorry."
"Hey, we got her potion, so I'm saved! I totally forgive you!"
"Uh, Link?" said Zelda "The bottle's empty."
And it was. It was bone-dry. Not a drop of salvation for Link's no longer existing manhood could be seen. Looks like Link may be a woman forever!
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"SHUT UP! I'd like to see YOU in my shoes right now, ya crazy narrator!" said Link
Hey, maybe if I did, I'd actually fit in them. The tunic may not be too tight on me, either, unlike you! He he he…or in this case, Her her her…
"Stop being mean to Link! It's not his fault his new figure makes his outfit not fit that waist and chest!"
"Not so loud." said Link timidly.
Stay outta my fun, Zelda! Listen, I'm going to cut to Jigglypuff for a bit, so in the meantime, Zelda, you should give Link some stuff to wear so that he won't be as uncomfortable. 'K?
"Ok."