Poor Zexion. Don't worry kiddies, his irritations will cease soon. (this IS the last chapter)

Bakura: About damn time! She can finally get back to OUR stuff!
Riku: Oh, she's got time to ridicule me, but completely forget about other stuff?
Zexion: She needs to leave me alone and learn how to stop procrastinating her schoolwork-

Hey! You can stop relaying my homework status now!
Marik: We could stop, but when will you stop with the Kingdom Hearts?
Riku&Zexion: What's wrong with Kingdom Hearts?!
Bakura&Marik: It's a load of crap!

... ... ...(hinting at a new story)

Now on with this one!

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"Poor Zexy, he looks tired."

"And it looks like a cat used him as a scratching post."

"Be nice Axel, it's not his fault Sephiroth went ballistic on him."

"But it is his fault going to sleep on top of the meeting room table. Someone wake him up."

"Oh come on Marluxia, Zexy's sleepy!"

"So why couldn't he go in his room and go to sleep?" Zexion turned on the table.

"He needs to get off."

"But"-

Thud.

"Axel! Why did you push him off?!"

"'Cause I felt like it. Got it memorized?"

"Unhhh...Where...am I?"

"Oh no! Now Zexy's got amnesia! Someone get Vexen, quck! Call the navy!"

"Demyx, what is the navy going to do?"

"Kill me I hope."

Axel, Marluxia and Demyx looked towards Zexion when he made that statement, got up and walked out of the room. That tickle in the back of his mind became a pain. It was getting worse. He was hoping he could ignore the pain, but it kept irritating him. And he started to think. Yet again.

Xemnas and Saix are getting on my last nerves. I better not get a request from them or so help me...

He walked down the halls, decided to calm himself down by playing a game of chess with Lexaeus. He never had to calm down before, but this never occured before either. He sighed, It's a first time for everything...

Vexen caught him going around the corner. "Zexion, I need you to"-

Vexen came at the wrong time. Zexion spun around and got Vexen in an arm hold so fast not even Larxene could match it. He then tightened his grip before yelling, "Leave me the HELL ALONE!!!" and slammed Vexen up against the wall.
He didn't know what hit him. Neither did Zexion know where that surge of intense anger came from. He stopped, helped Vexen up, brushed him off and apoligized.

"What...did I do to deserve that?" Vexen asked but Zexion left quickly. When he reached Lexaeus's room, he heard Xigbar calling him. He suddenly felt hot all over, itching to hit someone, luckily Lexaeus walked out of the door and saw him.

"Oy! Xemnas called for you Zexion!"

Zexion clenched his fists and lunged out at Xigbar but Lexaeus swept him up in one arm and covered his mouth. Xigbar stopped, seeing Zexion giving him the glare of his life(the very glare that caused 50,000 heartless to spontainely combust and their ashes to melt into the earth) and said, "Uh, the Superior wanted you in your office-Don't hurt me!" then teleported. Lexaeus was of course confused, but glanced down at Zexion, who was now growling and still staring at the spot where Xigbar was.

"Uh, Zexion?"

"...grrrrrrr..."

"I think you need to be in a quiet place." and he took the potential beserker into his room. He sat him down, turned the thermostat to 52 degrees, and gave him a cup of green tea. You see, Zexion has weird relaxing conditions; he likes the room to be as cold as Vexen's lab, deftly quiet, and have some sort of calm beverage. Lexaeus knew this because they have been close since before they became nobodies. And he also knew how important it was for Zexion to get proper sleep. That's what he was trying to get him to do now. He was hoping that if he relaxed to a certain point, he'd fall asleep. No such luck. He was wide awake, but at least he calmed down. The two were playing their fifth game of chess(Zexion won the first four, Lexaeus was determined to win at least one) when Zexion yawned.

"Knight to... ... ...E5..."

"Look at you, already tired and you've been up for how long?" He held up a mirror to Zexion's face, and he saw that there were dark circles under his eyes, skin paler than ever, and his eyes were red. "You are straining yourself, why don't you get some"-

"I've been trying to." He sipped some tea as he placed Lexaeus's king in check. "Xemnas had me doing...unnecessary tasks that did nothing but drain my energy."

"What's going on?"

"... ... ...I...can't say."

"Well, whatever it is, it needs to cease now before there is nothing of you left." And at that moment where Zexion captured Lexaeus's king (yet again) the Superior appeared in the room. Paying no mind to Lexaeus, he looked straight at No. 6.

"Zexion, you didn't know I summoned you?"

"Sir," Lexaeus protested, "he isn't in any condition to carry out any missions, let me take his place"-

"And it isn't really any of your concern, No. 5. Follow me, No. 6." He left for the door but Zexion didn't get up. "No. 6, I said, follow me."

Keep your cool...keep your cool...keep your cool...

"Sir, what do you need him for?" He tried to let his friend rest but there was no talking to Xemnas.

"My reasons, and mine alone. I advise you to not meddle in things that doesn't concern you."

KEEP YOUR COOL...KEEP YOUR COOL...KEEP...YOUR...COOL...

"But sir he's exhausted"-

"And who's fault is that?"

BAM.

Xemnas was sent flying to the wall. Lexaeus looked at Zexion, who was the one who delivered the blow and closing in for more. He grabbed Xemnas by the collar and yanked him up against the now dented wall and punched his abdomen furiously. Lexaeus decided to stay back.

"Zexion...what is your...problem?!"

Xemnas was thrown again. A boot collided with his collarbone, causing him to yell out in pain. Zexion stepped harder on his chest, a deranged look in his eye(which was twitching by the way)

"Who's fault is this? What's my problem you ask?! My problem is that it's our god damned fault I'm so fucking exhausted!!! You and your gay-assed lover are driving me all the way to hell! With LITTLE-DUMB-IDIOTIC-SHIT!!!" and each word was spoken with an extra stomp on the chest, further incresing the chances that his collarbone will be cracked. "I've put up with your crap for LONG ENOUGH! NO MORE!!!" and with that, he delivered THE hardest kick to the 'man area' anyone's ever seen(or felt). All of the yelling and screams of course caused other Organization members to wonder what was going on, so some idiots(you figure out who0 came up to see, along with Saix. And when he saw Zexion beating the living shite out of Xemnas, he got instantly beserk, pulling out his giant claymore and charging, but was struck down by a fierce roundhouse kick to the face. He snarled, looking up to see who in their right mind would kick him like that, and he saw one of the only times anyone will ever see Zexion showing this much emotion. It seems that he's SO mad, he's using his shape-shifting powers to give himself claws and fangs, and in this evil, demonic voice very much unlike his own, he said quite clearly to Saix, "If you so much touch the hem of my or Xemnuts's robes, I will slit your throat from ear to ear, cut off your own circulation with your tongue, pull off your balls and stuff then down your accursed esophagus!"

No one interfered. Not one time did someone try to save their Superior for the 3-hour beating he recieved from Zexion. Not until he was finished, took a deep breath, walked out of the room and into the meeting room, curled up on the table and fell asleep did someone attempt to approach Xemnas's decimated body. Days passed, not one member mentioned that Xemnas and Saix were in love with each other, Zexion unleashing his fury, or Xemnas's beatdown. Not one nobody mentioned it.

But no one ever said they never knew about it.

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