A.N: So, I'm sick, but somehow force myself to type this chapter, because exams started next week, and I'm sure my parents won't allow me to *touch* this laptop. So, yeah, enjoy.

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A certain baby wearing black suit could be seen sitting on the couch, facing the camera, he say, "Ciaossu," which the audiences cheerfully answered. Seconds later, a brunette ran into the stage hurriedly. Panting, she waved toward the audiences.

"Hahi! Haru's back with Haru's Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Love! Haru's sorry she's late, sorry!" she said, hands clapped before her face, apologizing. "Yes, yes, Haru knows that everyone is excited to see who's our guest this time, shall we ask Reborn-chan, then?" she asked the audiences, who replied with a loud yes.

"Reborn-chan!" Haru called, walked toward one of the couches and sat on it. "Can Reborn-chan tell us who our guest is?" she asked, smiling, Reborn only stared at her trembling legs.

"…The toilet is that way," he said, pointing away, Haru could only buried her face in the pillows to save her from further embarrassment, she then replied weakly, "That's not it~"

"Why don't you guess?," he offered, sipping his coffee (Haru wanted to ask how could he drink so much coffee when he's only a baby, but too scared to do that), and when Haru lifted her head and looked at him in confusion, he added, "The guest, you guess." Haru's mouth formed a small 'o' and blinked.

"Uhm…um……"she tapped her chin, thinking, "Uhh…can't Reborn-chan give Haru a clue?" she asked back. "Because….the costume today is normal," she said, pointing at her light yellow dress, and the decoration of the stage is normal," she added, looking around, she almost felt safe that today's guest is –probably- a normal person.

Reborn smirked, "he's good with machine and complicated thing like that." He said, placing his cup on the table.

"Ah!" came her voice, "Gianinni-san? No! scratch that, Spanner-san?" she asked excitedly, Reborn snapped his finger, signaling for Spanner to walk into the stage, Gianinni pushed the man inside, while making a mental note to question Haru why she thought that he has no social live, let alone a love interest.

After Spanner sat, Haru immediately questioned him, "So, Spanner-san, who's the person closest to you?" she asked, smiling, because asking ; 'Okay, tell me who is it that you love' would be impolite.

The blonde only stared for a few seconds, estimating the distance between him and Reborn, and also the one between him and Haru, then he said, "You, five centimeters closer than Reborn," he said, licking his lollipop. Haru felt like to bite on the pillow, and she did.

Once she was calm enough, she asked him, "No, what Haru meant is," she inhaled, "who is it that Spanner-san likes the most?" she managed to say that with a big smile on her face. Reborn only snickered.

"Ah….is that so…" he rolled his tongue on his lollipop (which Haru suspected contains another unique flavor) "You should say it that way……would it be okay if it's not human?" he asked back, sucking on his lollipop (Haru was going to say, "But how could you…..?" when Reborn beat her first).

"Whatever, just make it quick." Ordered the baby, obviously getting impatient by their conversation.

"….Gola Mosca, and King Mosca." He said, and the two mentioned machines came flying just above the stage, destroying it in the progress of reaching their creator, Haru shrieked. Reborn calmly placed his gun against Spanner's temple, and said,

"Okay, now you clean all of these."

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After things had been cleaned and Spanner had been scolded as well, they continue where they left off. Haru's face appeared and she smiled (forcefully).

"Ha…hahi….that was…" she paused, gulped, "an interesting conversation with Spanner-san!" she said, then added, "What now, Reborn-chan?" she asked the baby, hoping that he'd have some kind of solution.

"Hum…" the baby hummed, calmly sipping his coffee, "apparently he was not our guest, why don't you guess who it is, again? Spanner is not the only one who's good in that kind of thing." he offered with a little grin. Haru shivered, but decided to guess none the less.

"Giani….no! Irie! Souichi Irie-san!" she said hurriedly, in the control room, Gianinni frowned, even more when Spanner (who came to join him) patted his shoulder as if he's the most pitiful person in the whole world.

Once again, Reborn snapped his fingers, and a confused Irie Shouichi was shoved inside the stage. Haru cheered up in an instant: finally! A calm and not dangerous person! She stood and walked toward him.

"Hello, Irie-san! Welcome! Welcome!" she said, pushing the red haired boy to walk faster toward one of the couch, obviously ignoring the other's protest about the suddenness. Now that Haru took a better look on him, he's obviously not prepared.

'Haru's sorry, Irie-san, but the faster the better,' she thought, and nodded to herself. Being a kind-hearted girl she is, she then says, "Don't worry! Your bed-hair looks cool," she reassured him, grinning. Shouichi rose an eyebrow and replied with a muttered 'Please dont say something like that,'.

"Ciaossu," greeted Reborn, smiling. Shouichi only sighed.

"….just what are you planning with making me come here, Reborn-san?" he asked, scared of what he might heard, but determined to get the answer.

"Me? Planning something? You made me sound like a bad person," he said, sulking, and added, "You hurt me," to give more pressure on the poor guest. The audiences muttered something like 'How mean, accusing a little baby of something that he's not capable of,' making Shouichi feels even more guilt.

As if sensing his trouble, Haru spoke, "Alright~now, let's talk about yourself, Irie-san!" she said, smiling, "especially about your love life," she added, with a bigger, wider smile. Souichi only gulped.

"Ah…I don't think it's a good idea…" he said nervously, trying to stood only to find out that his ankles are tied with a chain, he immediately turned to Reborn, who's blowing bubble from his nose, in other word: sleep.

"Hahi…seems like it's Reborn-chan's napping time," she commented, then stood and walked away, "He'd catch a cold like that," covering the baby with a yellow blanket, she then turned to Shouichi, "Babies are cute and innocent, right?" she asked smiling.

'Yes, but not that one!' was the only thought in Shouichi's mind, and he was going to say it, had he not seen the gun under the blanket that Haru gave to the baby.

"Now, back to our previous topic," she said, smiling cheerfully, "do you have someone that you like, Irie-san?" she asked smiling even wider, "and we will call that person for you! It's a promise! So, who is it?" she added. Shouichi screamed inside,

'That's even worse!'

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A.N: I could make up many reasons, but I'm sure you want the honest one, so here it is: there's an exam starting form next week, so I cant update. Okay, it's not like I always update every week, but…but…..well, that's it, bye~ wish me luck!