YAY! The first chapter of this year.
The next day, Bowser was playing with a yoyo, Peach was filing her nails, Kirby was blowing bubble gum, and Jigglypuff was playing with a yoyo, filing her nails, (?) and blowing bubble gum while balancing a unicorn on her head and eating a taco… on the ceiling.
"Now aren't you glad I got carnivorous bog plants?" Crazy Hand asked for no reason, gliding across the room in a hotdog, serving himself as relish on it.
Pichu jammed a blender on Bowser's head and turned it on, but he didn't have it plugged in, "Nuts…"
"Hey, Pichu," Young Link said to the rodent, "Link is using your computer to go online."
"Oh, I set up a trap for things like this." He replied,
Link went to log on to the Internet; a picture of a freaky alien thing posing like the thing in 'The Scream' along with a horse's neighing popped up.
"AH!" Link quickly yelped and ran off.
"But that's not it. In fact I've never seen that before in my life," Pichu said.
"NOEZ/NUEZ/YUMMERZ!1" the two cried.
The computer died a dramatic death.
Phlufferz was fluffing around in Marth's room when Marth came in.
"Ooh!" Marth said, seeing his cat, "WOULD WOO WANT WOO WAVE WSOME FWOOD?" he cooed.
Phlufferz put his ears back and trotted out, back arched and occasionally mrowing.
Peach was maneuvering her lawnmower around the living room, "What are you doing?" Falco asked her.
"Mowing the carpet, duh!" she replied she put on some shades as the heat beat down from the light overhead, the dust bunnies hid from the loud machine in her hands.
"WTF?" Falco said.
"… Ooh a tricky area!" Peach said and pulled out a weed whacker and chopped at the 'weeds', which were actually Mario's legs. He crawled off painfully.
Peach then started her mower; sadly, she started it over the TV remote, which was one of those gas-powered ones. Well there was some sparks and the two flew back from the explosion, imbedded in the wall.
After a moment of silence, Marth's cat crawled in, pulling himself by clawing along and dragging his body, into the room howling for no reason.
Yoshi ate Phlufferz.
"Lol I ate that one cat."
"Shut up nerd," a voice came from Yoshi's stomach; he barfed Phlufferz all over the place, "No, I'm your stomach."
"Great…" Yoshi sighed.
"Yeah… um… I don't like this whole 'out doing Kirby' thing… face it, he's better than you." The voice said,
Kirby giggled evilly, holding a walkie-talkie.
"What's so funny?" Yoshi asked,
"Uh, a knock-knock joke…" Kirby replied nervously,
"Tell me!" Yoshi asked.
"… Ok…" Kirby sighed, "How do knock-knock jokes go… Knock-knock-"
"GO AWAY NO SOLICITING!" Yoshi yelled and tried locking the door.
Kirby stared, then ate everything in the room.
"Nutterz," Yoshi spoke, looking around for a way out of Kirby, then Phlufferz snuck up and jumped him, feasting on his flesh.
"Hey want to hear me tell you about a funny, random flashback?" Roy asked Marth,
"No," Marth replied, Roy walked away sadly.
Peach and Falco were peeling themselves off of the wall; Falco got some feathers ripped out while Peach got all her hair ripped off as she jumped down, then preceded in gluing it back on. "Want to hear random, funny flashback?" she asked.
"-" Falco managed to say before she began talking.
"So…" she began.
Flashback
Peach sat down in an audience in some studio; above the stage was a sign that said 'The 'Isn't it weird that archenemies of the main characters who aren't as bad as the normal bad guys and usually end up teaming up with the good guys at one point or another are almost more popular than the main characters' show!'
"Ladies and Gentlemen!" an announcer's voice called, "Its time for 'The Isn't it weird that archenemies of the main characters who aren't as bad as the normal bad guys and usually end up teaming up with the good guys at one point or another are almost more popular than the main characters show!'"
"YAY WOOHOO! YOU GO BOB!" Peach cheered alone, because the 'only Peach cheers 'YAY WOOHOO! YOU GO BOB!' without anyone else doing the same' sign lit up.
Fox came on stage with a microphone, "… I don't feel like it." he said and tossed it up into the air, walking away, then was hit on the head with it and lied there unconscious.
The cameras kept running and the audience stayed there.
Four days later…
"Well that was fun," Peach said with a smile on her face, getting up with everyone else as the producer had noticed that no one left four days ago and told them to leave.
End Flashback
"Peach, I was the one to do that, not Fox, and Zelda was there, not you." Falco said,
"Yeah sure…" Peach said sarcastically, "And I'm Princess Peach!"
"You are…" Falco then started snickering.
"What?" Peach asked,
"I thought up a funny nonexistent flashback," he explained.
Nonexistent Flashback
"Ugh, I'm so ugly…" Zelda said, who was pregnant, hoping to get Link to tell her that she wasn't,
"Yeah I know, now get out of the way, I'm trying to watch television," Link sighed, rolling his eyes.
Zelda pretended to run off crying, then when she was out of sight, she took the pillow out from under her dress, then came back in, "So, what are you watching?" she asked.
"I don't know," Link responded, thinking she was someone else, and said to her, "Hey Ness, did you notice Bowser was pregnant?"
End Nonexistent Flashback
"No, that was your mom saying that to my mom and thought she was Mewtwo's mom and Link's mom! Ha!" Peach exclaimed, trying to make a come back to what he had said a while ago, thinking he was mocking her.
Then the two girlishly turned away with a "Humph!" and then tried beating each other to the door, squeezing in at once and found that they went into the closet.
Trying not to look stupid, they began wandering around whistling and looking at things, also trying to distract themselves from the embarrassment.
Link came in to see the closet door shaking and whistling coming from it.
He opened it and the two fell out, tangled in the vacuum cleaner.
Link stared at them.
"Uh, well you see… I was getting freaky with her." Falco lied, thinking that wasn't as embarrassing.
Peach then slammed the vacuum over Link's head, "RUN!" she screamed and the two ran out the door.
And saw they were in the bathroom next to the closet.
"Let's just get out…" Peach said, then turned to see a wall, "I swear it was just here…"
The two then began searching for the door.
Mario was rocking back and fourth on a recliner, playing with a paddleball, with Pichu as the ball.
Roy came in, sad, then pulled out a mirror and checked him out, brushing his hair, picking his nose ect.
Roy then walked into a wall and got the mirror smashed over his head and around his neck.
"Let me help you," Ganondorf offered, taking the handle and thrashing Roy around, just so he could thrash Roy around.
"Thanks… a lot… Ganondorf…" Roy managed to say as he was yanked side to side.
"Let me try back and fourth," the dark wizard said, having fun.
Roy came crashing through a window and lied motionless, "I almost got it off. Almost." Ganondorf's voice was heard.
Roy got up, "Hey, there isn't any water… THERE ISN'T ANY WATER!"
"Yay!" Marth said, coming out.
"No, I just built a dome over the mansion," Master Hand said.
Then the dome shattered and the two ran in screaming hysterically.
"Did you see the size of that anchovy?" Roy asked Marth, the two panting and leaning against the door.
Then Phlufferz came in and jumped onto Marth's shoulder.
"Can I have the kitty?" Young Link asked,
"NO I'D NEVER PART WITH MY LIFE LONG COMPANION HOW DARE YOU!" Marth screamed, grabbing the cat and holding it against his chest. The kid ran away crying.
"Can I have Phlufferz?" Dr. Mario asked, while walking by he quickly snuck a penny into Marth's free hand and winked.
"Ok." Marth replied instantly, giving him the cat.
After he left, Marth checked out his shiny penny, "Wow… Hey, wait… this is tinfoil! Ooh this is tinfoil!"
Marth ate it, "… Now what…" he asked himself and wandered off.
Dr. Mario stopped in his tracks, "What was I going to do again?" he wondered, then threw the cat away.
Fox screamed as Phlufferz landed on him, "Ooh! A c- Now I'm bored…" he said.
YAY... AGAIN!