Future Kombat
I do not own Mortal Kombat. But if I did, it would be a hell of a lot bloodier. Yes, this is inspired from College Humor's Street Fighter: The Later Years. I will do my best not to run into that.
This is supposed to be after MK10. For the sake of simplicity, we have no new characters. After that, Midway went mostly bankrupt and everyone had to find real jobs. We will follow Sektor and Noob as they try to host another tournament.
Official Kombatants: Sektor, Noob, Reptile, Nightwolf, Dairou, Kenshi, Ermac, Cyrax, Li Mei, Drahmin, Moloch, Quan Chi, Mileena, Mavado, Reiko, Chameleon, Kung Lao, Scorpion
In this Chapter: Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Scorpion, Sub Zero, Kano, Goro, Shang Tsung, Kitana, Kintaro, Shao Kahn
Others: Khameleon, Kobra, Kira, Taven, Raiden, Cage, Hsu Hao, Kai, Shinnok, Argus, Fujin, Sonya, Liu Kang, Sub Zero, Kano, Goro, Shang Tsung, Kintaro, Shao Kahn
Chapter 6: Preparing for Kombat
In which Chameleon komes in, Kung Lao and Scorpion enter the tournament, and Cage makes the plan
"Okay, everyone," said Sektor. "We are waiting on how many more people?"
"Chameleon is on his way," said Mileena.
"And I heard it through the Underworld grapevine that Scorpion konsidered joining us," said Noob. "I kan't wait to kick his ass one more time."
"Okay," said Sektor. "Now, we've been sparring, training, and playing past games to get into shape. I feel like I'm ready. But I'm going to keep training. We're going to have a hell of an audience because I was able to get this advertised. In terms of guests, I know the top tier kharacters will be there, and I got a kall from Kabal. He'll be showing up, along with Kobra and Kira. Jarek kalled me, but she meant to kall Frost, who will not be koming because she's interviewing for a position in King of Fighters. All I have to say is at least I didn't sign up to try for Pit Fighter. Okay, is there anything else to kover?"
At that moment, a kar pulled up. The door opened and shut, but no one kame out. The door opened and shut. Everyone looked. Chameleon appeared and smiled under his mask.
"Okey dokey, artichokey," he said. "I just watched the movie Balls of Fury, which is the funniest thing I've seen in years, and I gotta tell you, getting here was the route from hell. Seriously, there was this killer traffic jam in Konami because Frogger took forever to get across, and don't get me started on the street repairs in Namco."
"Oh, yeah, we have to go to Namco after this," said Quan Chi. "I've been reading 's stories, and there's going to be this showdown between Ryu and Forrest Law. And there's also something about Guile and Paul Phoenix."
"Well, with thossssse lasssst two," said Reptile, "I guessssss a disssspute about who usssssed up the hair gel."
"No, it actually has to do with Phoenix insulting Guile's haircut," said Chameleon. "Okay, so where do I start? Sektor, you're running this thing. What are we doing?"
"We're wrapping up the training period," said Sektor. "All practice is officially over for the day, but anyone who wants to kontinue working out is more than welcome to do so."
"All right then, Scorpion, I'll koach you." Everyone turned to the door to see three top tier kombatants standing there. "Hey, whaddaya say?" said Cage as he shot a finger gun at Sektor.
"Kung Lao, you made it!" Reiko said excitedly.
"I know!" Everyone watched as the kouple passionately kissed each other.
"Am I missing something?" asked Kenshi.
"Apparently Reiko and Kung Lao are partners," said Dairou. "I knew Kung Lao's gay, but Reiko..."
"So this one's your new friend," said Sektor. "So glad you three kould join us."
"Well, I'm actually Scorpion's personal trainer for this tournament," said Cage. "I kan't risk getting hurt for my new movie Johnny Cage and the Quest to Stop the Infidels."
"Katchy title," said Noob. "Well, Scorpion, I guess we have to promise not to kill each other until the tournament, eh?"
"Aren't you supposed to be invading some other fanfic right now?" asked Ermac.
"No, I'm not."
The next few days were spent training and sparring. Kung Lao, however, was keeping a sharp eye on Scorpion and Cage. He was actually there to fight and have fun. He eventually went to the bathroom at the right time. He was going when Cage and Scorpion walked in and went to the urinals. Kung Lao held his breath and listened klosely.
"So here's my plan," said Cage. "I studied the layout of this place and got some texts back from Jax, Baraka, and Kitana. They'll set themselves up respectively at the back door, the basement trapdoor, and the rooftop. When you give the signal, I'll send out the mass text and they'll invade the stadium, erupting us into Mortal Kombat."
"Cage?"
"Yeah, Scorpion?"
"Fuck your plan."
"Oh? And what are you going to do, force them to watch Double Dragon and House of the Dead?"
"No, I'm going to kill them all."
"Raidendammit, Scorpion, is that all you think about? Killing people?"
"Haha, Cage. No, I occasionally think of my wife and my son. And how to do Guile's Sonic Boom in the Street Fighter games."
"Charge back, forward punch."
"Really? I always thought it was down forward punch."
"Well, you've never had a standard projectile, so I guess that would be your first thought. No, you're thinking of Hadoken or Yoga Fire."
"Okay. Well, I'm just going to kill everyone."
"Fine, do what you want."
"Good plan," said Kung Lao as he kame out of the stall. Anything I kan do to help?"
"Kill them with me," said Scorpion. "Starting with your beloved Reiko."
"Oh, is it true what it says on Wikipedia about gay men having larger, thicker penises?" asked Cage.
"I think it is," said Kung Lao. "Reiko's huge, but Raphael was bigger."
"So, why are you dating Reiko?" Scorpion asked.
"Because he kares about me more than he kares about Astaroth."
Kung Lao washed his hands and left. He ran to the room where Reiko was sitting with Sektor, Cyrax, and Chameleon.
"Hey, there, Kung, what's the matter," said Cyrax. "You look like you have some bad news."
"Konfession time," said Kung Lao. "I entered this tournament for the fun of fighting. Scorpion and Cage are working with the other top tier kombatants to sabotage this. Reptile and Mileena don't know because they were here instead of at the meeting, but I'm warning you now."
"I know you're a top tier kombatant like them," said Chameleon, "But you don't have to scare us. Me, I'm at the lowest tier. I'm a fucking pretender kharacter. You'd expect me to sabotage this shit, but I'm fighting fair and square."
"I'm going to get some food," said Cyrax as he left.
"Look, Kung Lao," said Sektor, "I know this tournament is legally illegal."
"What?" Kung Lao asked. "That doesn't make sense."
"It does to me. What I'm saying is I'm not afraid of those two, because any skilled player kan beat them. Or you kan use a health glitch, but I don't think there are any. Relax, don't do it. You know that song?"
"I'm gay, Sektor, of kourse I know that song."
"All right. I'm going to post the kharacter select screen later tonight." He left the room.
"I believe you," said Reiko. "What do you plan to do?"
"I'm going to tell Reptile and Mileena, I'm going to fight in the tournament, and I'm going to stop Scorpion myself."
"And if Shao Kahn gets involved?"
"I'll see if I kan get his helmet for you."
Later that night, everyone looked at the kharacter select screen. It had each kombatant and their fighting styles for the tournament.
Sektor: Kenpo, Jujutsu, Pulseblades
Noob Saibot: Monkey, Leopard, Troll Hammer
Reptile: Pao Chui, Crab, Kirehashi
Nightwolf: Val Tudo, Tae Kwon Do, Tomahawks
Dairou: Mi Zong, Aikido, Autumn Dao
Kenshi: Tai Chi, Judo, Katana
Ermac: Choy Lay Fut, Hua Chuan, Axe
Cyrax: Ninjutsu, Sambo, Pulseblade
Li Mei: Lui He Ba Fa, Baji Quan, Kunlun Dao
Mileena: Mian Chuan, Ba Gua, Sai
Drahmin: Hung Car, Oni, Iron Club
Moloch
Quan Chi: Escrima, Tang Soo Do, Broadswords
Mavado: Long Fist, Wing Chun, Hookswords
Reiko: Ying Yeung, Karate, Crude Hammer
Chameleon: Crane, Eagle Claw, Ninja Sword
Kung Lao: Shaolin Fist, Mantis, Broadsword
Scorpion: Hapkido, Pi Gua, Mugai Ryu
"That's what we're doing tomorrow," said Sektor. "Get your rest everyone!"
Ba-bump!