And now the fun. I know they could easily get a hotel room for the afternoon, but where would the fun and games be in that old standby? I figure that Bones needs to be able to shift Booth out of his comfort zone a bit, and Booth needs to realize that Bones is very serious about this, so what better way to accomplish both than the under the stadium scene in chapter four and this scene here? I hope you enjoy this one, and thank you all for the great reviews! Gregg.

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"Uh, Bones," Booth said as he struggled to carry all the packages Bones had him loaded down with.

"Yes, Booth?" she asked with a smile, though he couldn't see it. She'd done a little personal shopping while he had looked for a gift for the Addy's.

"Correct me if I'm wrong-"

"You know I will, Booth," she said bluntly, though she was inwardly amused.

"Ain't that the truth," Booth muttered, but he forged on. "I thought you didn't believe in all the commercialization that surrounds the holidays."

"That's true," she confirmed.

"Then why am I loaded down with packages you bought, in a mall, smack dab in the heart of the Christmas season?" he wanted to know. The packages weren't heavy by any means, but all piled up they were bulky and awkward.

"They aren't gifts, Booth," Bones informed him. "I went and purchased a full wardrobe of new lingerie while you were shopping."

Booth almost swallowed his tongue, and Junior was quickly rethinking the whole strike business, despite freezing again in this deep freeze he was walking in at the moment. Bones in lingerie? All that wispy, microscopic barely their satin and lace lingerie? Father Mitch was going to have a field day with poor little Seeley Sr. when they got back to DC and Sr. hightailed it to confession. Being called a pervert would be a blessing as opposed to the excommunication that was coming Sr.'s way with the thoughts currently flooding his mind.

"I'm holding all your new lingerie?" he squeaked.

"Yes," Bones replied as they reached the SUV.

"Do I get to see you model all of it?" he blurted out, proving the Jr.'s strike was definitely called off. Obviously Jr. had taken over the thinking and speaking part of the afternoon.

"I would say that that is a safe assumption to make, even though I dislike assumptions," she responded as she opened the door behind the driver's seat and climbed into the vehicle.

"Bones?" Booth asked, a little confused as to why she would be getting into the back of the SUV.

"The other half of payback, Booth," Bones said as she stuck her head out of the SUV to smile at him, along with giving him a sultry look.

"Now, Bones," he tried to argue, though Junior was once more screaming at him to shut up. "We took a big risk this morning. I don't think this is a good idea. We can always find a hotel and get a room for the rest of the afternoon, you know." Besides, he didn't add. He didn't want to freeze his balls off again. There was just something about sex in public, or any sex act for that matter, that didn't set well with him, even though he had to admit she'd given him the best blowjob he'd ever had of his life. The odd part about all this was that they hadn't discussed anything about a relationship, or the ramifications. Sure they'd gotten very close, personally, since she had asked him to look into the file on her parents disappearance, and he knew they had been headed in this direction, but to not talk about it? It was like the hyper-rational Bones he knew and loved had been replaced by sultry, sexy vixen Bones who the day before had spent the entire damn drive, except for at the rest areas, with her hand on the bulge in his pants driving him nuts with sexual torture.

"You're thinking too much!" Bones' amused, yet über-sexy, voice came from the back of the SUV.

Crossing himself and asking the Big Man upstairs for forgiveness a little early, he stepped up and looked into the SUV. His eyes almost popped out of his skull at the sight before him. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

Bones looked at Booth's stunned expression and almost laughed. Almost. The raw look of lust intermingled with the shock stoked her own furnace and she was instantly aroused twice as much as she had been a few moments before. She had climbed into the back of the SUV and removed all of her clothes, despite the frigid air coming into the vehicle from the open door. Her nipples had hardened almost painfully from the chill and arousal, while her pussy, which had not been exposed to a man's gaze since before she had asked him to look into her parents disappearance, was getting very wet and was pulsing with need. She was half laying, propped up on one elbow, her right leg pulled back and out, letting him have a perfect view between her legs. Her free hand she let wander down to her center and glide over her folds, spreading some of the moisture pooling there, moaning in pleasure, knowing she was enticing him very effectively. She gave him a look that she knew fit the very definition of sultry.

"You like what you see, Booth?" she asked in a husky purr.

Booth nodded and scrambled into the SUV, shutting the door to keep the cold air from further chilling the thing, and then just stared. He had a number of fantasies in his "perverted" little mind and making out in the back of the SUV was one of them. Actually the SUV figured prominently in fantasies 3 thru 7, this one being number 3.

"Are you sure you don't want a motel?" he asked when his voice found it's way back.

"I am naked in the back of the SUV, Booth," she pointed out. "What does that tell you?" she asked as she dipped a slender finger inside of herself and moaned in pleasure, already imagining his much longer and thicker fingers doing the same.

"Fuck the motel," Booth said aloud and he almost vaulted, in a cramped way, over the back seat into the very back where Bones was waiting for him. In a few seconds he was stripped down to his striped socks and nothing else looking at Bones hungrily.

"I see somebody's ready to return the favor," she teased, now lightly rubbing her clit in slow, sensual circles. "The socks, though, must be removed."

"My favorite pair?" he whined, not wanting to admit to wanting the socks on for at least some form of protection from the cold, though he was fairly certain that Bones would be creating some heat fro the both of them.

"Even though it is only oral sex, I refuse to let a man go down on me with his socks on," she told him very matter-of-factly.

"Only oral sex?" he parroted, wondering when the real festivities would begin. Junior was getting a bit desperate considering the sight before him. Bones and her charms gave a new, and somewhat blasphemous, meaning to the term Promised Land. At the rate he was going with all these thoughts he'd be honor bound to confess to, he'd be damn lucky if Father Mitch only slapped a male version of a chastity belt on him and fed him Salt Peter like all soldiers were convinced they were given in Boot Camp.

"Booth," she demanded when she got tired of waiting. "What is more important right now? Debating details, or giving me the multiple orgasms you promised me earlier? I promise you, tonight I will make it up to you."

"We're getting a motel room?" he said eagerly as he whipped off the socks and moved stealthily between her legs, his face now mere inches from the piece of her anatomy he'd dreamed of more times than he could possibly count. Her scent was intoxicating, and the slow movement of her fingers on her clit was driving him wild. He wasn't too proud to admit that watching a woman playing with herself was a major turn on.

With a frustrated growl Bones grabbed him by the hair and forced his face against her moist folds, almost having an orgasm on the spot as his tongue instantly shot out and gave her slit a swipe from the bottom all the way to her clit, lashing the small bundle of nerves rapidly. The tightening coil of arousal and tension in her abdomen told her that she should have made a move on Booth some time ago, like right before she left for her dig, or right after she got back when she had found out that Cam had been hired for the position she had sought. Oh well. For now she was just going to lose herself in Booth's talents. She gasped and moaned loudly as she felt him slide two long, thick finger inside of her, stretching her a bit as it had been some time since she'd had anything that thick inside her. She had a number of sex toys, but her favorite was a long, thin vibrator which had the most incredible speed controls she'd ever experienced with such a toy, so she hadn't resorted to her various dildos that would have more than satisfied her in terms of size in quite a while.

Booth chuckled at her reaction. He'd told her he had skills, but he had to mention one thing, though. "Bones," he said as he lifted his head a bit. He used his thumb to apply some circular pressure on her clit so she wouldn't lose any of her arousal.

"Yes," she said through gritted teeth. She wanted to kill him for removing his fabulous lips and tongue from her, but his thumb was doing a real number on her hyper-sensitive clit at the moment.

"After this, we are definitely going to talk about this cold fetish you seem to have," he told her. While the SUV was definitely protecting them from the bitter cold, it was still not the same as being in a heated room with all the creature comforts that that entails. Sure he was aroused and that provided a measure of warmth, but Bones was the one whose arousal was in overdrive, so she was the one who was much more comfortable at the moment.

Bones held him by his hair and glared. "I do not have a cold fetish!" she told him fiercely. "But you will have a severe case of frostbite where you most definitely don't want it once I kick you out of the SUV naked if you don't get back to what you were doing a moment ago!"

Booth almost laughed his ass off at her impatience as it showed that she was really getting wound up from his "skills". But he valued his manhood, and also his hair which she was almost ripping out by the roots, so he quickly glued his mouth back on her and really went to town.

For twenty minutes more Bones was in total ecstasy. She had by her count three explosive orgasms before slipping into that wonderful phenomenon of a multiple orgasm where one orgasm after another began coming forth in waves. She didn't know how she stayed conscious, but she was sure that Booth must be deaf at this point she had screamed so loudly at one point. When she had fell back almost bonelessly, Booth slowed his tempo and brought her down with a great deal of skill and consideration. She was so overwhelmed that she didn't even notice when he slid up beside her and held her close.

"Who's the prude now, Bones?" he asked with the sound of genuine amusement in his voice.

"You've definitely got skills, Booth," she murmured contentedly.

They were both startled by a loud knocking against the drivers window.

"Oh, shit!" Booth said as he scrambled, pulling a blanket over Bones and wrapping himself in one as he grabbed his badge. This was the last thing he needed. He climbed into the driver's seat and grimaced. It was a cop! He rolled down the window. "Problem officer?" he asked, just hearing Bones chuckling in the back. He would discuss her warped sense of humor later.

"Care to explain why I shouldn't arrest you for public indecency and public fornication?" the officer asked, clearly wanting to do nothing more that laugh his ass off.

"How about a little inter-agency cooperation?" Booth asked handing over his FBI badge and ID.

"It says here your assigned to DC, Agent Booth," the officer said, having made up his mind to let this go without even a warning. No sense in causing this guy to have his ass handed to him if his superiors saw a police report over this.

"A friend invited the group of scientists I work with on homicides, and myself, here for Christmas with his family," Booth explained.

"Well, keep your extracurricular activities indoors from now on, okay?" the officer asked. "That way I won't have to write this up, and you won't have to explain to your superiors what you were doing getting lucky in a government issue vehicle."

"Thanks, Officer Thomas," Booth said as he noticed the guys name tag. "Merry Christmas," he said as he got back his badge and ID.

"Merry Christmas folks," the officer said with a chuckle and a wave as he left.

Bones quickly got dressed and moved to the passenger seat, still laughing at the whole situation. She knew it was serious, but the humor of it hadn't escaped her either. Her own views on sex, she knew, were much more open and adventurous than Booth's, at least when it came to something like semi-public sex. She was sure that Booth was pretty much freaking out inside over what could have happened.

"It seems your skills are superb enough to cause me to attract some attention," she observed with a twinkle of good humor in her eyes.

Booth by then had moved to the back and was quickly putting on his clothes. "This is not funny, Bones," he protested, though even he could see the humor in this to a slight degree. "The only reason that I am not facing getting my ass fired the second we get back to DC is the fact that that cop was a standup guy who knows what it means to have the back of your fellow cop."

"You're an FBI Agent, not a cop," Bones pointed out, ever literal.

"The point is we're both law enforcement officers, Bones, and we have each other's backs when it counts," he clarified as he climbed back into the front seat and started the vehicle.

"Like we do," she observed.

"Exactly," he agreed. "And from now on we confine our extracurricular activities to the indoors."

Bones smiled wickedly, but hid it from him. "I agree," she told him.

"Cool," he said. "Now let's get back to Zack's and relax. And have something to eat."

"For some reason I'm very hungry as well," Bones told him with a chuckle.

"Skills, Baby," Booth verbally strutted. "I told ya. I got skills."

"Don't call me Baby," Bones told him as they drove away.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed this one. I know they need to talk, but I couldn't resist this day in the story considering how she teased Booth the whole way from DC. I should be updating this soon, and I will be doing the Booth's Lie entries for last weeks episode when I do the ones for this weeks. I will also be doing two add on pieces that will show both Bones' growth that we've seen this season, as well as her insecurities. Thanks for the continuing reviews! Gregg.