Alright, world~ I'm happy for all of my devoted readers, and I enjoy the fact that you're all reading this. :3

But I want to write more.

And more and more and more and more and--

Eh, heh. I want to write a Naruto fanfic, and I have no inspiration. If you give me a plot or pairing, I'll see what I can do. Thanks?


This was going to be one of the most horrible situations of Rebecca's life.

Revy stared at the machine, then over to the people that stripped down in front of it, taking off belts and all things metal.

Oh, shit.

The woman's mouth was agape, and she couldn't look at it.

"Revy...did you hear me?" Rock asked, looking somewhat scared.

She stared at the machine and saw Benny walk through after placing his belt and keys into the little plastic box before continuing. Dutch came along next (the security guard made an extra attempt to make sure he had nothing on him). Rock uneasily followed, looking over his shoulder at Revy once more before continuing.

Revy rubbed the back of her neck and sighed, walking forward and took out a few things from her pockets; keys, belt, shoes...

Rock seemed tense as she walked through the metal detector. Revy smirked. This would be easy. The damn thing wouldn't recognize her barettas through her convenient placement into her shirt...right?

She swallowed, then walked through...

Nothing happened.

Revy smirked once more. Perfect.

As soon as she got to the other side... BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Damn.

The guard stopped her by grabbing her wrist, and she sent him a glare that could make even Marilyn Manson horrified. "What?" she asked, and he flinched.

"Ma'am, I'm going to need to check you over..."

She scoffed. "If you wanted to check me out, you coulda been more subtle about it, dumbass," Revy pulled her wrist out of his grip. Rock's eyes widened. He looked to Dutch.

"Did she just...?"

"Yeah. She did."

The guard glared down at her, and took his handheld metal detector, running it over her, but far enough to not touch her. It beeped once it got to her chest area.

"Why there, of all places?" Revy could ask Rock say, and Benny cursed under his breath.

Revy looked at the security guard for a moment, then her companions. Then, she did the unspeakable.

She punched the guy in the chin, grabbed her shoes and belt before taking off at a full speed run.

"She didn't just...?" Rock asked after a second, seeing the security guards take off after her.

"She did." Dutch growled, running after them.