AN: I do not own anything... MLP belongs to Hasbro, and Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory to their respective owners
The race to the Rainbow Factory was a good one, with both pegasi swapping the lead. Then, at the very last minute, Pinkie pulled ahead of Dash winning the race, making Dash upset.
"I thought I was the fastest flier, how the hay did you manage to beat me?"
"Simple, I'm Pinkie Pie so your argument is invalid. Now I do have a question, I have toured here before, so why did you bring me back even after I agreed to work with you? I thought you were gonna make me stay in Cloudsdale at the sub-station there."
"Simple honey, like I said in the basement, the rainbows this factory makes are make from the spectra of dea- BUCK! We forgot the body in your basement!"
"No worries, while you were cleaning I put a special mix into the carcass to preserve it until we get it"
"Good, but anyways like I was saying, the rainbows are made from the spectra of dead pegasi that fail their flight exams. The failures come here alive, given the choice to work or die, and those that do not want to work or try and escape are immediately killed and thrown in the Pegasus Device. Now, since you are being made a worker, follow me to the fitting room so you can be sized for your lab coat. Afterwards, we shall go to the Upper Factory. Nopony should question why, and those that do question my authority, well, hehe, you will see."
"What is wrong with my Dashie?" Pinkie thought to herself as she followed Dash, "She seems, different, but yet the personality shift seems so...familiar, just like when I become Pinkamena. Maybe we are more alike than what I previously thought and maybe, just maybe, we can make the most fearsome team known to pony kind."
They entered the fitting room and after Dash took Pinkie's measurements, in GREAT detail, they had to wait. "Well Pinks, we got a few minutes, what do you want to do?"
Pinkie grinned from ear to ear "This" She grabbed Rainbow and forced her on her back as Rainbow's wings opened. She then planted a big wet french kiss, turning Dash scarlet. Dash decided to have some fun, so she used her size to her advantage by getting Pinkie off her and reversed positions with her over Pinkie and started nibbling her ear slightly.
"Oh...wow..don't..stop"
"Sorry Pinks, but I have to, I hear somepony coming" As soon as Pinkie got back on her feet, the door opened and a young colt with a green mane came in
"Here is your lab coat and safety goggles, and welcome to the Cloudsdale Weather Corporation. Mrs. Dash will teach you everything you need to know, she is an excellent teacher. Now where exactly will you be working?"
"Well let me see, since I asked for you to bring her a pair of safety goggles, that should have told you that she will be stationed on the Upper Floor with me you idiot!" Dash replied, making the colt's face turn pale
"Oh sorry, in that case, welcome to the Rainbow Factory Mrs. Pie."
"Just call me Pinkie, and thank you."
"Oh, before I forget," Dash said while her and Pinkie were walking out the door of the fitting room, "I want you to issue a memo to all workers and failures. Anypony, wheather they are a mare, stallion, filly, or colt, it does not matter, caught making a move or if Pinks tells me they made a move on my marefriend here, will be IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED. Is that order clear?"
The colt was trembling "Ye-yes Mrs...Mrs. Dash, I will issue that memo ASAP, but who exactly is your marefriend?"
Pinkie's mane deflated and her coat and eyes darkened several shades " I AM! YOU TRULY ARE THE DEFINITION OF AN IDIOT!" She said as she slammed the door, making the colt jump and hit the ceiling. When he came to, he scrambled to issue the memo.