I don't own Pokemon! And that was the disclaimer.

Chapter 6

May's purple Surprise…

I couldn't believe my luck. May was the one who saved me. May! This was great! Now, I need to get her to now it's me. Only problem is, besides the obvious, May is an idiot. I mean, this is how my first meaning with her, as a Pokemon goes:

May: Oh my Gosh! You are so cute!

Me: Teddy. Sura! *May! It's me! Drew!*

May: Hey, Little guy. My name is May.

Me: Tedi! *I know that!*

May: Do you have a trainer?

Me(sighing and shaking head.)Sura? Teddi… *What's the use? No…*

Munchlax(Monotone): Munch Lax Munch. *And we welcome you to Lalaland. If you look to you're left, you see the gift shop.*

May: Goodie! Do you want to travel with me?

Me(Nodding): Suara… *Like I have much of a choice…*

Whooper (Screaming):WHOOOOP! Err! *NOOOOO! You can't do this to be May!*

You see the problem? May is a dunce. I'm doomed.

We left the Pokemon Center, we were walking on a forest path, with May, and as of yet, Whooper has not stopped yapping in my ear.

"And, as you don't know, May is the best, most awesome, cool, most beautiful trainer ever! She is simple the greatest most wonder,…" Whooper ranted.

"Oh shut up! You know how annoying you sound!" I snapped at him, covering my ears. "I don't want to hear your voice any more!"

"Never! May saved my life! She is the bestest, most talented person ever!" That did it. I tore my fist back, about to hit the mud fish in the face with a Mega Punch when Furret grabbed my paw.

"Drew! Calm down! Whooper's just clingy, that's all," Furret reasoned. "He thinks he's in love with May."

"I am!" Whooper snapped. But we ignored him.

"Yeah, I guess you're right, Furret, but if he starts up again, I'll punch him to kingdom come!" I glared at the water type.

"All, right then, Whooper you hear that? Stop talking." Furret then grabbed my paw and took me over to Munchlax. "Munchlax, watch him, I have to keep an eye on Whooper." Furret scudded over to Whooper.

"What is with that guy?" I asked.

"Well, you see. We founded him just out side of New Bark. A very mad, Leafeon was trying to kill him for so reason or another, but May saved him. And, Whooper's was really grateful. Also, he thinks May is the 'Keeper of the oceans'."

"Keeper of the Oceans?" I asked. "What's that?"

"Got me," Munchlax shrugged. "He just says it's the one who saved the seas, or something like that. If you ask, I'm sure he'll tell you." For a half second, I swear there was a tint of humor in his voice. But I can't be sure.

"Not a chance." I shook my head. "Oh, and Munchlax, I've been meaning to ask, Why aren't any of May's other Pokemon here?"

"May wanted a fresh started, 'sides, the others wanted to stay for some reason or another. I don't claim to understand their motivations. Either way, we got our first ribbon, without any problems," Munchlax said. Once again, Monotone. "I didn't really want to stay. Furthermore, how would I get, May's Purple Surprise?" He trotted up to May and tugged on her short's leg. May looked down, and said something about him being Hungry then handed him two poke` blocks.

He came back over to me. "Here, try it." Munchlax ate his poke` block. I looked at the purple cube. I can't believe I'm going to do this. . . Wincing I plopped the purple poke` black in my mouth. It was one of the worse decisions I have ever made--Pokemon or human.

"BLEC! It taste like old fish rubbed week old-fruit, and then dipped in printer ink and left to curd in a Dumpster!" I said all of this while wiping the block off my tongue.

"I take it you don't like it?" Munchlax shrugged. "I think it's the best poke` blocks ever made."

"Munchlax! You are crazy!" I think I'm going to barf. Whooper giggled at my pain--or that my face was green. And Furret flicked him in the back of the head with her tail.

Oh Manaphy, what have I agreed too?