Chapter 6-Sexual Injuries
Holler Amigo's and Amiga's! How are you lot all doing?! Yeah you're probably thinking 'Holy crap his updating twice in one week; there is a God!'(This all said with large glittering animi eyes) And again, I'm sorry for that… so all that guilt has brought me to updating twice in one week and god dam it this is also like around 50000 words. Anyway I think I might also update another chapter in this week as well due to the guilt. The key word is MAYBE, so I may or may not.
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The sun rises, bringing a new day of fun and excitement to the campers of camp Konoha. Only four days into camp and many stuff have already changed. For the better or the worst, is the reader's point of view but what is known, is that either way you see it; a lot more thrills and excitement shall come by such changes. The changes vary from, campers changing their time tables to campers even switching cabins.
Over the past four days, Tamari made friends with two new females who, were also from rich backgrounds. Thus meaning one thing. Cabin exchange! This was mainly due to, Tamari finding it difficult to live with her two siblings. Gaara and Kankuro. This also was happily accepted by the duo, since it allowed them to allow their two friends (Sai and Enzo) to bunk in their cabins. Tamaris' new friend's; one, a strong wildered red haired with shoulder length hair, who prefers being more dominant over males in anything (Including relationships) goes by the name of Erza scarlet. Her other friend who goes by the name of Ceili Dommence, was shy beauty but can portray an extremely dark side if she meets someone who her friends despise. Little did Tamari know, that they were also friends with Miko and she too bunked with them.
Modelling Studio -1:30PM
"Ladies grab a seat!" A black haired woman, with jaw length hair ordered the group of girls, who gracefully walked into the studio. She stood at the begging of the length of the T-shaped stage with a microphone in hand. All the girls who took part in this activity, hurriedly found a spot of chairs amongst the chairs and sat in their belonging friends circle. "Okay ladies" The lady started, now silencing the campers, whose eyes were now on her. "As you might have heard by now from some of our past campers that, every year around the end of camp Konoha we hold a Miss Konoha contest." This was greeted by mummers of agreement as well as looks of confusion.
"Ha! I knew it!" Ino exclaimed silently so only her friends could hear her.
"Shut up pig! She hasn't confirmed it yet" Sakura exclaimed infuriating the blond.
"You wana go, billboard!" Ino glared at the pink haired.
"Wha'd ya say!" Sakura glared back now head-butting against each other, causing electricity to spark between the two. The heiress sweat dropped, as well as a few of the other campers, who turned to see what the commotion was about.
"Ladies!" The modelling instructor summoned, causing both girls to face her. "Am I interrupting something?" She asked in an extremely sweet voice, causing the girls to gulp and stutter an automatic reply.
"N-no i-nstructor Ur!" They both claimed unanimously and shaking their head rapidly in complete sync with each other.
"Good…Now back to the matter at hand. Yes there is in fact a Miss Konoha contest." As soon as she said this, the bleach blond jumped up shooting a finger at the pinkette.
"Ha! How does it feel being wrong?!" Ino yelled at Sakura who had a vein throbbing dangerously on her forehead.
"Dam it Miss' Yamanaka! If you don't sit down now, I will personally make sure you aren't allowed to enter the Miss' Konoha contest." The instructor.
"Sorry mam…" Ino sighed now sitting down in submission to the instructor.
"But it's not the same as last time though. Since this time we have modelling scouts from different companies and these are top scouts, which is why we only want to show them the best. Which means that, you will have to compete against each other for places, just to enter the contest." She explained. Than all hell broke loose. Questions were thrown at her from everywhere.
"How do we compete?"
"How many places are there?"
"Will I really become a model?"
"How much will I earn?"
"Will I meet other famous models?"
Everyone was beyond excitement including a certain group of girls.
"Oh my god! I'm finally going to become a model!" Ino exclaimed, her eyes gleaming with joy. Sakura just rolled her eyes.
"Don't forget, your competing against me as well." Sakura stated now making different poises. This just caused Ino to scoff.
"Ha! Please…You and your forehead will never make it….But me and my normal sized shall." She sated using the back of her hands to touch her forehead making a damsel in distress kind of poise.
"Wha'd ya say Pig!"
"Bring it billbored brow!" Ino said now squaring up Sakura, both glaring at each other intensely and like usual, electricity sparked between the two.
"Maybe we can all be models and don't forget about becoming a famous singers as well." Hinata tried reasoning. Which unfortunately didn't work but didn't matter since someone of greater authority, in the room was getting extremely pissed off. Yes, instructors Ur's forehead had an enormous vein. And it was throbbing dangerously. The questions kept coming.
"Silence!" Ur demanded and with that the questions stopped. The two friends stopped glaring at each other and everyone's eyes now on the inspector. May I say, she looking ticked, was a complete understatement. "If I hear another peep out of any of you, there shall be no Miss' Konoha contest." She started now gaining full silence. The campers in full fear even limited their breathing. Ur now happy with the silence she gained, she started to answer the questions which she saw as necessary. "There about 10 sports available, basically meaning that 11 of you will be disappointed. You shall complete by doing task I set, Which could be from testing out how well you work in a group or bye your self's. Depending on how well you complete these tasks, you will gain points. And for the rest of the questions, these people almost from the best of the best modelling agencies." She explained moving her gaze across her campers. "Understood?" she asked them just to make sure they got it. To her amusement they still didn't utter a word. Only nodded, that they understood, causing her to smirk slightly. "Okay ladies practice your cat walk in groups…" She said looking at them. "Now scatter!" She ordered and scatter they did.
Now dressed, Ino Yamanaka was portraying a future model and just like any model, she was sexy and she knew it. She strolled down the cat walk relaxed, with her chin high with elegant strides. Moving her hips in a sexy manner towered her friends who cheered her on. She came up to Sakura and turner around giving out a poise and pulling it off like any famous model should.
"Whoo! Show em whose boss!" Sakura cheered her friend on. Ino now making one last poise before she finally broke put her pokerfaced and model posturer started grinning.
"I've so got this!" Ino exclaimed hugging her indigo and pink head friends.
"Well look who it is" someone sneered. Hinata's eyes narrowed as she got out the embrace and Sakura and Ino just stared at the new comers. Standing before them Tamari and her two cabin mates, Erza Scarlet and Celie Dommence. Celie had a Dark blue type hair which fell all the way down her mid back with her bangs covering most of her face up to the bridge of her noise.
Sakura and Ino both felt their friend give off an uneasy vibe. With the though same thought in mind. They knew who one of them was.
"Who the hell are you and what do you want? Ino questioned. Tamari just snickered while blue and red head were silent.
"I'm amazed Hinata… You have not introduced Naruto's girlfriend to your friends" Tamari sneered, earning an immediate response from her blue head opposition.
"You aren't Naruto's girlfriend." Hinata responded in the same tone the four pigtailed girl talked. At this point Tamaris red haired friend spoke.
"Ahh…so this is your rival in love" she stated, her eyes gazing down Hinata's body before speaking again. "Tamari I'm sorry to admit it but winning over this Naruto boy will be quite difficult" Erza concluded now looking at Tamari.
"Em…Who are you to talk about my friend like that?" Sakura questioned glaring at the red head. The red head turned to her, with what looked like a sincere smile.
"Oh I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself." She chuckled "the names Erza. Erza scarlet and the lady here…" she started before pointing at the Blue haired who covered her eyes with half her face with her fringe before carrying on "Is Celie, she's kinda shy so don't expect much from her. And who might you be." She asked politely. Sakura who was taken aback by the polite responds strutted her response.
"I-m S-akura"
"Nice to meetcha…" Before she could finish, she was interrupted.
"Dam it Erza! We're not here for introductions!" Tamari growled at the re head. Erza who was unfazed by this simply turned to Tamari before speaking.
"It's good to get to know other people before trash talking…" Erza again started before being interrupted again.
"Erza that's enough!" Tamari scolded and received and apologetic smile from the red head.
"Anyway, stay away from my man and if you think you're gona win this you got another thing coming." Tamari snarled. Before Hinata could respond her bleached blond did friend did.
"Ha! First of all if you think you're going to win this, I'm afraid yore mistaken and secondly don't tell my friend what she can't do, just coz you dress like a girl from the 80's don't mean you're her mother" Ino told the other blond. Sakura, Hinata and Erza just gasped while Tamari just shanked with anger before stabbing a finger at the blond.
"You will regret the day you crossed paths with me" With that she turned around walking away. Erza gave the cabin 19 girls an apologetic smile and walked followed her. Only the blue haired girl was left. She looked up so they could see her eyes and spoke.
"I've only met her, but don't take her words so lightly" she warned. Her voice was cold as her ice blue eyes. With that she nodded at them, causing her fringe to cover her face again and followed her friends. The girls looked at each other and shivered at the encounter, in thought of the girl's words.
"Attention! Attention all campers!" A lazy voice blared from the speakers, dem0onding silence and everyone's undivided attention to the closest speaker. This broke the girls out of there train of thought. "I would like every campers as well as instructors in the mess-hall errr… ASAP…" After that there was some muffled voices of two different people coming from the Mic., causing, the girls to give confused glances at their instructor, who too looked just as confused.
"Dam….Kakashi…." A female voice scolded in the background.
"What….Hey get you're….." A loud crashing sound was heard followed by some moaning. The second person coffed, clearing her voice before continuing.
"Ignore that, just get your ass in the mess hall in mess hall in about..." the voice stopped for a bit before a loud moaning sound was heard again, this time it sounded sexual.
"Ahemm! Scratch that, just come to the mess hall in about 10 mins. Adios." The first voice said and with one final moan coming from the speaker, the buzzing sound stopped notifying the speaker being turned off. A loud thud sound was her heard from the side of Ino. Both Ino and Sakura looked down to see that the Hyuga heiress unconscious with blood dribbling down her chin from her nose with a lustful smile on her face The two girls just shook the head at the dirty minded girl.
"Dam, she's really dirty minded" Ino sighed
"Yeah, but Naruto's mother was our sex ed teacher, so it's not really surprising." Sakura said looking up to get help. Instead of finding help and other stone was throne onto her bag. Unconscious girls with blood spilling from the nose were on the ground, they to grinning with lust; while the girls which managed to stay up just and confused looks on their faces.
"I guess we should get another instructor" Sakura said turning to Ino, who just nodded in response. With that the pinkette, walked out the studio.
Baseball Filed -2:45PM
His blond locks dangled in front of his eyes. His head down, helmet on with two hands on the metal bat. Sweat dripped down his forehead, down his nose dipping down to the ground. He took one hand and rubbed the sweat with the back of his hand. The players on his team were cheering from the bench and around the basis while the opposition's cheered for the baller to give Naruto his final strike. This was it, the game winning match. It was only him and the baller in this brawl. Blocking out everything else apart from the ball, in the hands of his foe. The baller bang back his arm and threw the ball at the blond. Everything was now going in slow motion. He tightened his grip on the bat and swung with great strength…but in that swing he dropped something of great importance and in that moment of fame the speakers sounded.
Infirmary -3:00PM
The blond sat on the bed with an icepack in his right, holding it against the bump on his forehead. He watched n bewilderment as girls from all ages were on the beds around him as well as young boys. They were still coming in.
"Stupid speakers…" He muttered, now wincing in pain. A nurse not looking that much older than 18 came in, helping the girl on the bed next to him sit up.
"Naruto, you can take of the ice pack when you want, since yore swellings stop" She said to him while checking the girl, since she just regained consciousness.
"Thanks nurse Shizuanei" Naruto replied taking off and placing it on the bed side table besides him.
"Hinata?" Naruto asked thinking the girl looked like his friend. The girl turned her head slightly to look at who was calling out. She wiped her hair away from her face slightly to get a clearer image of the boy. Now noticing he thought he was her friend she shook her head, giving him a smile.
The smile she gave him made him breathless as he just gazed into the blue haired beauty. Now finally noticing that he felt kind of disappointed but smiled at her nether the less.
"Celie, how are you feeling?" She asked with concern, which would put any mother to shame. The girl looked up to her and wiped her fringe to the sides of her face.
"I'm fine now, thanks" She said, smiling up at the nurse.
"Yo!" The speakers started up again with the same lazy voice, which caused the noise bleed and Naruto's injury. Naruto glared at the stupid thing along with other girls who were conscious in the infirmary. Some even blushed slightly. "All campers who aren't at the mess hall, stop what you're doing and get down there. Thank you." The speakers finished. Celie swung her legs of the bed and started to stand up but wobbled slightly, causing the nurse to go to hold her.
"You really shouldn't force you're body into moving…" Shizunanei scolded the girl.
"But we have to go there…" She replied quietly, Shizuanei just sighed.
"Naruto?" She turned to the blond, still supporting the bluette. When the girl heard his name, she turned to get a closer look at him. "So this is Naruto…" she thought, now understanding why the two girls would fight for him.
"Yeah?" He asked, he too now swinging his legs of the bed and standing up; minuses the wobbling.
"Would you be a dear and escort this young lady to the mess hall?" she asked. Naruto just stretched before replying, putting a hidden smile in the girls face. Naruto placed his hands behind his head and waited. When the girl nodded they started walking out the infirmary. Together.
On the way to the mess hall, Naruto still having his hands behind his head as he walked and the girl trailed a few steps behind him. The silence killing the blond, made him think of what to say.
"So how come you were in the infirmary?" Celie asked beating him to it. He turned around slightly to look at the girl whose face was still hidden behind her fringe. He smiled, glad that he could stop racking his brain.
"I was playing baseball and was batting." He started making a gesture with his hands, so it looked like he was holding a bat while walking. "And the ball was coming and I went to swing for it" He now making a ridiculously over exaggerated motion, of him swinging the bat, causing Ceili to giggle slightly. "But at that time, that perverted speaker came on and I lost my focus knocking my helmet off with my bat and that's when the ball hit me…" Naruto finished now back to walking normally.
"What about you?" At this she blushed madly, forcing her to look down trying to hide it.
"Well…" she started playing with her fingers.
"I'm guessing it was the two on the spe…" Naruto started but couldn't finished since she started falling forward. Naruto reacted instantly. He grabbed her hand, turning her round. Then moved his left hand to her mid-back as support. Her eyes fully viewable now that her hair won't covering her face. Her wide eyes started back into concerned eyes. She was completely lost in his gaze, not knowing how frantic his eyes were getting.
"Yo!..Are you all right? Yo!" Naruto yelled out at her franticly. Now snapping out the gaze she noticed him shouting franticly.
"Huh…"
"Are you alright?" Naruto asked her now pulling her up to her feet.
"Oh…yeah…Sorry just zoomed out, thanks for catching me though." She replied smiling. Naruto's concern eyes drifted over her body, making sure she was alright. This made her blush a bit more.
"We better go." He told her and with that they walked down the pathway to the mess hall. With Celie going over what just happened in her head, along with a forced though.
Mess Hall -3:05PM
"Has any of you scan the dobe yet?" Sasuke asked his other friends, who just shook their head in reply. Even Though he was a complete idiot and hated him, he was also his closest friend who he knew the longest as well. They were together since playschool all the way till now, brawling it out and challenging each other whenever they saw fit. Even though he would never admit it, he was pretty concern for him at the moment.
"The ball hit him pretty hard, so I'm not surprised if he stays in there for the night" Neji supplied voicing out his thoughts.
"Ha! You've got to admit though, it was kind of funny and especially the fact that the two that were speaking were slamming each other at the same time!" Kiba exclaimed laughing out loud. All of them on the field though it was funny and almost all of them apart from Kiba and Shikamaru and a few others, had a slight noise bleed. Lee on the hand heard and had the greatest noise bleed of them all, making him pass out all because of the youthfulness of it all. Though he recovered quickly, although he was still kind of dizzy from the blood loss.
The hall was littered with campers standing around chairs and in groups talking and laughing about the little mic. Incident, and trying to figure which instructor was getting it on with the other. At this point a man with white spiky hair with a bored expression, which could match that of Shikamaru's; walked up on stage. Though even though the man was looked young it was not only his white hair which made him distinct but the fact that he wore a mask. This covered his neck all the way up to his noise only leaving his eyes viewable.
Meanwhile on the other side of the hall, the girls were looking out for their shy friend amongst the other campers.
"Dam it! Where is that girl!?" Ino asked no one in particular as she scanned the campers.
"Well, she did faint…" Sakura started before glancing at a bluette walking in with a blond, both of them laughing at something which one of them said. "Hey check out Hinata and Naruto!" Sakura exclaimed now grinning and pointing at the two coming into the hall. Ino and Tenten both shot spun their heads eagerly, to see their friend with her crush. All there grins went almost instantly as they noticed that Naruto was not with Hinata but the cold girl from before. Tenten noticed that both Sakura and Ino were now glaring, while she started dumfounded at the girl. "Who is that girl and why is she with Naruto?" She though than she started back at her two other friends and now had another though in her head.
"Why are you two glaring at the girl she seems pretty innocent and how do you know her?" Tenten asked crossing her arms over her chest in confusion. The girls looked at each other before taking it in turns to explain about their little encounter with Tamari and her friends. At the end of it she just nodded and put their attention back on the two, who were now walking away from each other; Naruto with a grin on his face and Celie with a small smile.
"I'm sorry to say, but I really don't think Hinata's got a chance unless she starts actually doing something." Ino sighed, shaking her head slightly. Sakura only nodded her head in agreement to her blond friend. She knew if Hinata did not step up her game she will be heart broken. Tenten just thought for a while before voicing out her thoughts.
"Okay… As her friends we will push her into Naruto at all costs and also make sure that we keep that slut Tamari keeps away from Naruto." Tenten declared voicing out a few of her thoughts. If this allowed Hinata to claim Naruto than why don't she just use this as an advantage? She knew she could hit two birds with one stone. With a little more information maybe she could even hit four with one stone, yet that would be decided by fate, later. Nothing else said as they watched their friend walk in towards them, each lost in their own thoughts.
The masked man started at his campers from the stage. He knew he created a commotion with his earlier raffle with his assistance. If only he knew, that so many of his female camper's minds were innocent than maybe he may have been a little less rash to get her on the table and fuck her brains out. His cloths may have been messed up a bit…Scratch that, ruffed up a lot but he knew one thing… it was worth it. There was still a thought in his head and he didn't want to find out. Yet he should have known by now…
"Yo… Can you lot sit…" The masked man spoke into the mic. The sound voice which came out the speakers sounded dangerously familiar. But the campers moved around to sit next to their friends while the last group of campers came in to join them. He continued.
"Ok now that everyone is he…" Before he could continue he was interrupted by a certain blue eyed by who we all know too well.
"Hey I recognise yore voice! Naruto declared causing everyone in the room to turn their heads in his directions. Now jumping up on his seat with an accusing finger pointing at the grey haired man who now started sweating bullets. "You're the lazy bustard from the speaker!" the blond stated causing mummers of agreement from the other campers. Lazy ass's eyes now widened and all hell broke loose. Yes…He should have known that his lazy voice will one day get him in trouble.
10 minutes of hell later, the white hared man has introduced himself as Kakashi, the head councillor. He somehow avoided all the shoes being thrown at him but that but grinned at the whistles and shouts saying "His the man!" The girls throwing here shoes at him weren't the worse part. Oh no! The worse part would be when his 'Assistant' gets him alone to discuss this. He gulped at the though and hoped that wouldn't be any time soon. And finally he continued to why he called the campers here.
"Ok as you know that you have just started the camp, and I have decided that we should try a different approach to how we actually start the camp this year" he declared his extremely bored voice matching his bored face echoed around the silent hall. A couple of campers that came he before just murmured to each other what he could be planning. Some of them even murmuring things such as how al his ideas usually turn out wrong. "So I was thinking we start of this year with a summer ball…" He finished. When those last few words left his mouth, shrikes of excitement left from the majority of the girls as well as some of them taking a quick glance at a boy. The boys took this slightly differently. Some of them just took a quick glance at a girl, while majority of them of them just sighed at how troublesome this would be. But this was different for a certain group.
"Hey I just got an idea…" Sasuke whispered to the rest of cabin 20. Neji raised an eyebrow at him while Shikamaru just gave him an extremely bored gaze, both showing that that he for their attention. He turned to the other three, since Lee walked in in halfway in the 10 minutes of hell. They all knew he picked up his mother's habit of crazy Ideas which was known from the fact that she got them to do extremely daring and completely crazy stuff when they were at a young age. Naruto only grinned like Kiba knowing that when their raven haired friend had an idea, it would be enjoyable.
"I think we should pull a prank on the ball." Sasuke stated a small smirk now in his face.
"I'm in!" both Kiba and Naruto exclaimed at the same time grinning at each other as the words lest the mouths at the same time.
"But what will we do?" Shikamaru inquired.
"I'm not too sure but we've pulled so many pranks we can think of something." Naruto said grinning like the idiot he is. It's true they have. The six of them including Shino have been together since the beginning of high school and thought out the years they have played a number of famous pranks on the other students in their school, especially the jocks. Not only that but Kiba, Sasuke, Neji and Naruto were together since junior school and they were pranksters since them meaning they had more experience in this than Lee and Shino who only participated in high school because they did.
Before anything else could be said between the friends they were interrupt.
"Anyway, um guessing you lot probably weren't prepared for this so you can ring up your families and ask them to take you out to get cloths, but only for tomorrow and the day after that. After that you're just going to have to settle with what you have here." He said causing excited of mummers of 'what they were going to were' mostly from the girls. "Since the grand hall is massive…" (The grand hall was the hall which was used for past ball and important events) He said expressing it by waving his hand around him "we are going to need volunteers for decorations. So put your hands up if you want to help out with decorating of the hall" He finished. His crazy gaze went over the campers noticing that none of them were putting their hands up. He sighed, he honestly never really expected for them to volunteer in the first place when the girls could be working on their dress and if the guys were guys they just be too lazy to do it. Than his eyes stopped at the blond who pretty much exposed him to the rest. He grinned evilly. "Okay since no one will volunteer I will pick someone randomly…." He immediately pointed his hands at the devil blond.
"You!" Kakashi said in a bored voice causing the blond to shout out in protest.
"What the hell that won't random!" This just caused Kakashi's grin to widen.
"Fine." With that he moved his pointed finger around for a few seconds than stopped again.
"What the hell!" Naruto yelled out. The head councillor just shook his.
"Tell you what you can pick two helpers. And make sure you report to the lobby first thing instead of yore first activity in two days. That gives you the same time as the other campers to get your cloths and stuff organised for the ball." He said before dismissing the campers.
Instructor Staff Room -4:50PM
Kakashi walked in to the staff room lazily as ever. Kurenai and the rest of the female instructors who were in the room at the time were sitting on the fabric sofas around the coffee table, drinking alcoholic beverages as well as chatting amongst themselves. They were set up with the coffee table in the centre and the sides of the coffee table which were longer had three placed; light blue, fabric sofas. While the sides had two placed cream sofas of the dame style. The purple haired women turned around, a small smirk on her face.
"Why hello Cyclopes" she greeted in a seductive voice. The white hared man grinned under his mask at the sight of his 'assistant'. Her hair and cloths were all messed up from there earlier encounter.
"Seems like you didn't get enough." Kakashi chuckled. The other female instructors just rolled their eyes at the two.
In the other corner of the room were a 60 inch TV hang from the wall accompanied by two ell shaped black fabric sofas facing the TV, the male instructors sat around the TV, watching the game.
"Hey Kakashi, are placing the best or what?" Asuma asked lighting up a fat cigar. This got the female instructors to stop talking and turn to look at the guys. At this point Kakashi was strolling to the fridge in a lazy fashion and fished out a beer.
"Bets on what?" Kurenai questions. The guys started sweating bullets even Kakashi couldn't keep his cool posture. They knew that if the ladies found out about this, they will stop it at any cause apart from Anko who would probably just get a kick at the whole thing and join in.
"You know, the game…" Asuma replied saying the last word quietly as Kurenai started at stared him sweetly. Not getting the answer she wished her started turned into a glare.
"You have better not be lying to me Asuma" she spit out his name causing him to gulp. At this point the other guys started whispering to each other. Asuma just looked like he was going to shit himself.
"Hey Kakashi my eternal rival, do you think it's her time of the mon…" Guy started to say but couldn't as Anko threw her show at him, knocking him out. Kakashi being the wisest of the dumb instructors used this as an escape. He downed his beer and leapt into action.
"Oh crap! Anko you knocked him out cold!" Kakashi explained acting extremely out of character, raising the eyebrows of every person in the room. This also included the knocked out preacher or youth. Yes it was that out of character.
"Well he deserved it!" Ur declared who high fived Anko for doing it. Kakashi had to get the others to play along too so he winked at Asuma hoping he would get it. Asuma thought for a second or two but then nodded his head, notifying Kakashi that he understood and relayed the wink to the other male instructors in the room. They too understood this and passed the wink along to the other male instructors in the room. At this point the wink reached a large man with a scar running across his right cheek. He wore a black bandana around his head. He could even me mistaken for an ex criminal. This was Ibiki the camps punisher and wrestling instructor.
"Yes. He is…" He looked at Guy than checked his pulse before continuing. "Yes. It is bad…I think he could die we need to get him to the infirmary!" Ibiki exclaimed with his 'great' extremely exaggerated acting skills. He then grabbed his legs and Kakashi grabbed his arms and dragged him out. The girls just blinked as one male instructor after the other made up an excuse along these line and followed them. Asuma saw this and started his little act.
"Oh no! Guy hang in there you're going to make it!" Asuma yelled startling the girls as he rushed out after them.
"Asuma grab some paper and a pen." Kakashi ordered. His voice could be from the staff room.
"Yes sir!" Asuma said running back into the room. The ladies just looked at him confused.
"Err…we need some medical supplies" Asuma declared. The girls just started at him in bewilderment as he ran to the kitchen and opened a cabinet. He pulled out a first-aid kit. He placed that on the counter and grabbed a note pad. And rummaged the cupboard for a pen. After finding one he ran out the door and cheers could be heard. The female instructors just looked at each with confused faces.
"Well Kurenai, it looks like our sex toys just tricked us." Anko said being the first one to snap out.
"Yeah I can't believe it… they actually outsmar…" Her eyes widened at what she just said. "Asuma…Her…Sex toy…" was the only thought going through her mind at the time, making her blush a scarlet red.
"His not my sex toy…" She said slowly. The other women just burst out laughing.
"I… never…new you… you were that…Type of girl!" Ur burst out in-between laughter.
"His not my Sex toy!" The music instructor yelled. Her yelling could be heard thought out the camp Konoha.
AN: Wow that was enjoyable to write! And I just wasted a while day worth of studying time on that one, so I hope you lot appreciate it. And I swear I will not make any other female character to fall start liking him in the way which Tamari and Hinata like him and now Celie. I actually can't help it. But I promise she was the last one. But let me put it like this I don't think Celie will ever express her affection since Tamari's her friend.
What are one of the key purposes to why Kakashi placed in the summer ball?
Should Hinata, Sakura, Tenten and Ino be afraid of Tamari? Or is it just a bluff?
What will they do for the prank?
Will Naruto ever get a brain?
What did you think of this chapter? What did you enjoy and what did you hate? Remember reviews are my motivation. The next chapter unfortunately isn't going to come until my exams are finished so probably two weeks till it? Who knows. Anyway I hope you enjoyed it and don't forgot to leave a review. Till next time….
Peace Out!