62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

Summary;
Coulson starts to make up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do. 62 of them in fact.

This fic shall include all the Avengers and known S. H. I. E. L. D agents.
Loki is not in it.
Sorry about that.

Disclaimer;
To own the Avengers or not to own the Avengers, that, is the question.

At the Bridge, Fury frowned as he noticed a small tab on his panelled screen, reading ' UNAUTHORIZED DOWNLOAD'. His first thought was Stark, trying to hack into the system and see who was playing Galagha, but then he noticed the file name, one that was supposed to have been deleted a long time ago, let alone still be on the system.

'Life and Lies of Nicolas Fury'.

He was then tapping away as fast as he could at the screen, tracing the hacker back to its source.

The director's jaw dropped as he read the computer number that was reported back to him almost instantly. Pulling up an instant messaging system, he typed in a little message and sent it to the computer hacker, attatching Coulson to the message.

'Bruce. What the hell are you doing by trying to download this file? - Fury'

Coulson groaned as he read the message, receiving a reply a second later and opening it up to read it.

'Nothing at all. I mean, why would I need to blackmail the good Director? -Bruce'

The head agent shook his head with a smirk, sending his own reply to the scientist before quickly writing up his sixth rule. 'Banner. You are a terrible liar in person, and even worse on computer. The download of that file will be canceled, and the file deleted. -Coulson'

'Damn it all. -Bruce'

Rule number 6: Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.

Everyone on the messaging system blinked in shock as another message was received by all of them, having not known that someone else had been reading in on their conversation. 'DEAREST Bruce. There was really no need for you to go looking for that file. I'd already read it ages ago, along with many other articles on our beloved Director, and I can assure you that his middle name is actually in fact Rainbow Sprinkles. - Tony'

Coulson sighed and started typing again.

Rule number 7: Tony is not allowed to insist that he's already done so and that Fury's middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles.
Because it isn't.

Don't tell me you can't see this happening. x'D 'Cause you totally can, can't you. XD

Kai XxxXxxX