5. I Love You, I Love You Knots
Chris makes the teams go through a truth-or-dare showdown. Jasmine and Rodney are forced to confess their feelings for each other in front of their fellow competitors, Dave solemnly misses Ella while continuing to be annoyed by Sky, and Shawn and Samey continuously get tormented over and over. Ultimately Shawn's issues in being truthful with what he likes due to his culture end up making his team lose and resulted in his elimination.
(Team Kinosewak's treehouse)
Jasmine: (wakes up on branch yawning) (unties rope from leg, jumps down to treehouse)
(Amy and Topher sleeping, wake up startled)
Amy: (annoyed) (walks up to Jasmine) I just wish your giant feet would stop being so noisy! I was having a wonderful dream.
Jasmine: (annoyed) Was that you being blasted out of a cannon for always being a stuck up bratty girly girl varmint? (smirks) Cause that was mine!
Amy: (covered in ants, not noticing) (itching) (annoyed) No, I was being carried by the whole world worshipping me (proud) as the best goddess ever lived.
Jasmine: (sees ants on Amy) (snickers) (points to ants) Darn tooting, cause it looks like your servants are still crawling over y'all.
Amy: (notices ants) (panics) AAAHH! EW! (scratching furiously) GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! (runs inside treehouse, sees ants on bed with Topher crouching in disgust) (gasps) (disgusted) Ew! Disgusting! (angry) (calls out) Samey! Get in here and help clean my bed, now! Where is that stupid blonde sister? SAAAMEYYYY! (Samey in the other room in bed, worried)
(Confessional)
Samey: (worried) Yeah, I'm the one who dumped those ants in her bed. But how else am I supposed to teach her a lesson that cheaters never prosper? (happy) I guess it goes to show you can't ever get away with nothing. (chuckles)
(End confessional)
Amy: (scorching ants with magnifying glass while Jasmine and Topher watches) (Samey walks in shocked) Use me as your doormat, huh?! (smirks) Well I'll give you something to walk on! Flames! (laughs evilly) (bed sets on fire) (scared) AAH! My bed! (Jasmine smirks) Those ants must've been fire ants or something!
(Rodney and Scarlett foraging)
Scarlett: (sees feces on ground) (stops Rodney) Careful, raccoon poop. (Rodney fantasizes Scarlett) (stares at Rodney) (confused) Are you all right? Your vacant stare suggests some manner of neurological arrest.
(Confessional)
Rodney: (worried) How'd Scarlett know we were stepping in poop?! Of course it means something, (love-struck) love! (realizes something) (gasps) I got four potential girlfriends! (worried) Which one of my true loves is my truest love?!
(End confessional)
(Team Maskwak's cave)
Dave: (sitting on rock) (sighs sadly)
Sugar: (happy) Hey, why so glum? Is it because you and Ella were a perfect couple and now that she's eliminated so there's little to no hope of you two ever seeing each other again?
Shawn: (reclining on rock) (deadpan) It's obvious. Eighty-nine percent of couples are always depending on each other so they don't feel weak. Just look at him, all mopey and pathetic without his precious little girlfriend around.
Sugar: (shrugs) Oh well, guess that's all in the past now.
Dave: (to Sugar) (annoyed) How would you know? Because it sounds to me you're the one who got her disqualified!
Sugar: (defensive) I was just looking out for myself, and you probably should too. Besides, I'm the victim here. She was ruining my life!
Dave: (raises eyebrow) Seriously? Well, if that's the way you feel, (walks out of cave) consider all my support for you gone.
Sugar: (scoffs) The nerve of that guy. (to Shawn) (proud) Who does he think he is?
Sky: (runs to Dave) (excited) Hi, Dave! (holds out sack) Breakfast? (Dave walks past Sky ignoring her) (confused) What's up with him? (excited) (gasps) Is he back in love with me again?!
Chris: (loudspeaker) Morning, campers! It's time to start today's fun activity. So, get your butts to the meeting area toute suite! (laughs)
(Contestants at challenge area)
Chris: Step right up, players. Team Kinosewak, to the right, and team Maskwak, to the left.
Sugar: (proud) Coming through! Make way for your future queen of the stars. (pushes team Maskwak over to ground sitting at the end) Move over!
Dave: (irritated) What was that for?!
Sugar: (proud) Nothing, just that girls who sit at the end get more camera time.
Samey: (happy) Saved you a seat, Amy. (Amy raises eyebrow, annoyed)
(Confessional)
Samey: Last time, making friends with Amy was kind of a disaster since she isn't being a team player, (happy) but I think we'll get better!
(End confessional)
Amy: (sits next to Samey) (annoyed) Whatever, don't expect to come crawling to me when your bed sets on fire.
Chris: (chuckles) Nice try, Samey. Save your power plays for the game.
Samey: (sighs in dismay) All right.
Chris: It's time we separated the brave from the liars. The game is "Truth or Scare"!
Topher: (excited) Yeah! Sounds nasty! Once again Chris, you've delivered the goods! (proud) If I was your co-host instead of Chef, I'd kiss your handsome face!
Chris: (irritated) Yes… thanks for that, Sierra-like Topher. (serious) Now then, (happy) every round (shows screen randomly selecting contestants on one side and halos and flames on the other) a player is chosen by random. (screen stops at Samey) (Amy stares at screen, confused) (Samey stares at screen, worried) It also chooses whether you'll be doing a truth or a scare. (screen stops at halo) Halo means truth, (screen switches to flames) flames mean scare. Get a scare and you'll have to perform a terrifying challenge!
Team Kinosewak: (gasp in horror)
Chris: (smirking) Don't worry, not all the scares will be scary. (points at Topher) Some will be disgusting. (screen randomly selecting halo and flames) But in this case, (screen stops at halo) Samey has gotten a truth. This means she just has to answer a question honestly, (up to confused Samey) but the answer will be REVEALING! (dramatically) It might expose a dark secret that could destroy her in the eyes of her newly found friends! (deadpan) Or not. Whatevs.
Amy: (annoyed) Yeah? And how will you know if we're telling the truth?
Chris: (proud) For that, we spared no expense. Meet (points to Clucky walking to Chris) Clucky, the truth seeking chicken! No lie gets past this bird. She's from the CIA and runs her own law firm, Buck, Buck, and Bagawk. If you have a secret, this poultry polygraph will pluck it out.
Clucky: (clucks and jumps on Chris's head)
Chris: Completing a challenge or telling the truth gets your team a point. But if you fail a challenge or tell a lie, your whole team gets a shock.
Sky: (confused) Um, what do you mean by shock? (Chef straps metal collars on contestants) Also, what are these thingies Chef's putting on us?
Chris: You just answered your question, (smirks and pulls out remotes) but let me make it even clearer. (pushes buttons, shocking contestants with electricity)
Jasmine: (worried) You tested these things, right?
Chris: (smirks) Yep, I just did, and you're still alive. Congrats. Let's start the game! And to be fair for Samey, let's have Amy do a truth too later!
Amy: (gasps in shock)
Samey: (gulps nervously) (to Amy) Let's just try our best, sis. Okay? (happy) Besides, this might teach you a lesson about playing honestly.
Clucky: (flies to Samey, clucking)
(Confessional)
Amy: (angry) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'M A WALKING LIE! AAAGGHH! I should've known they have a polygraph chicken!
(End confessional)
Chris: Samey, who do you dislike the most? (Team Kinosewak stares at Samey)
Clucky: (clucks impatiently)
Samey: (distressed) Okay, okay! Um, the person I dislike most is…, um, (calm) that's funny, I can't really think of anyone.
Topher: (deadpan) Really? You hate no one? (scoffs) Weak.
Chris: Care to explain, Samey?
Samey: Well, I guess it's because I'm a natural team player and all, and I always see the best in everyone, even if they weren't the nicest person around. (proud) Also, I keep well to my code of honor and I hope I become best of friends with everyone here.
Clucky: (truth cluck)
Chris: Clucky says… (adds point to team Kinosewak's scoreboard) that was a truth.
Contestants (except Shawn, Topher and Amy): (touched, express awe in agreement)
Amy: (scoffs) Please, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Chris: Yeah, I agree with you, but I guess a point's a point for team Kinosewak. (screen rolls) Next, we'll have (screen stops at Rodney) Rodney (side screen stops at halo) doing another truth. (reads from card) And the question is… in your opinion, who is the most attractive girl on the island?!
Jasmine and Rodney: (gasp in shock)
Clucky: (jumps on Rodney's lap, clucking)
Rodney: (nervous) (runs to Chris, holding Clucky) Uh, could I get a different question? I can't hurt those gals' feelings like that. (camera panning, Jasmine nervously biting down fingers, Amy yawning in boredom, Samey checking her hair in confusion, and Scarlett looking at fingernails uncaringly) Just look at their lovely faces!
Chris: (annoyed) You're running out of time, Rodney.
Rodney: (nervous) I, uh, um, uh…
(Confessional)
Rodney: (nervous) If I pick one, the others will know something's up! (groans in frustration) Looks like I'll have to forfeit this point, worse to ghost busting and vampire slaying!
(Confessional)
Jasmine: (distressed) This is bad! For reals bad! (serious) Looks like I'll have to help him out of this jam or I lose him forever! As they say in good old Australia, you oughta get your steed before someone else does! It's mighty risky, but what dad-gum choice have I got left?
(End confessional)
Rodney: (nervous) Well, I, uh…
Jasmine: (stands up) I'll explain it!
Rodney: (confused) What? Jasmine, wha-
Jasmine: (serious) Darn tooting it's me! Truth is… that Rodney, is… a purdy confused and lonely cow-dog who's a mighty bit weird with all his "supernatural" talk but I might be the only one who will try and understand his thing (Rodney fantasizes Jasmine) even if I don't get it myself.
Rodney: (love-struck) Wow, no one's ever into me on fighting the supernatural before. (sighs) (to confused Amy, Samey, and Scarlett) Sorry about this, girls, but I think I've found the truest of my true love, Jasmine! (Amy, Samey, and Scarlett look at each other in confusion)
Clucky: (shrugs in confusion) (truth cluck)
Chris: (confused) O-kay? Well, I guess that's another point for (adds point to team Kinosewak's scoreboard) team Kinosewak. (screen rolls) (happy) Next up is (screen stops at Shawn) Shawn doing (side screen stops at halo) a third truth! Wow, (Clucky jumps to Shawn's lap) what are the odds?
Shawn: (sarcastically) You rigging this challenge like you did in All-Stars, McLean?
Chris: (annoyed) Don't push it, kid. (reads from card) (smirking) If you could only save one teammate, who would it be?
Shawn: (sarcastically) Why not? Do I have to pick someone so deranged they'll think it's a joke?
Dave: (annoyed) Not funny, Shawn! Just pick one so we don't lose!
Sky: (chuckles) It is a little funny. (Dave glares at Sky in annoyance)
Sugar: (annoyed) Well, obviously, it must be me!
Shawn: (deadpan) Eh, whatevs, Sugar then.
Clucky: (lie cluck) (jumps and grabs shock remotes from Chris, pecks button on team Maskwak's remote and shocks team Maskwak)
Chris: (mocking) Liar, liar! Shawn's on fire! (Shawn falls to ground in pain) And by fire, I mean electrocuted! (chuckling)
Sugar: (angry) Hey! But that was truth! Check your chicken! It must be broken!
Clucky: (stern cluck) (shocks team Maskwak again)
Sugar: (angry) Those pesky chickens. Always think they're smarter than me.
Sky: (comforting) Don't worry, I'm sure Shawn would've saved you for seconds, (chuckles) (to annoyed Dave) get it? Seconds?
Sugar: (angry) (to Shawn) What?! I ain't no second placer!
Samey: (worried) Whoa, take it easy, guys. She was only-
Chris: (happy) Calm down. (serious) And Samey, stop picking fights with Sugar.
Samey: (confused) Huh? But I wasn't, I'm just-
Chris: Up next… (screen rolls and stops at Sky and flames) Sky, doing a scare! (to Sky) (dramatically) Sky, to earn a point… you will have to drink… (Sky becomes excited) an entire jug…of (pulls out jug of mineral water) mineral water.
Sky: (confused) Mineral water? (takes jug) No problem but, I thought it was gonna be something like, prey blood?
Chris: (slightly disturbed) Yeaaaah, no. (pulls out stopwatch) (happy) You've got thirty seconds, go!
Sky: (repeatedly small sips)
Dave: (confused) What? (annoyed) Are you… seriously?! (dismayed) We're done for.
Shawn: (sarcastically) Wow… really pathetic.
Sugar: (annoyed) I drink maple syrup faster than that!
Chris: Fifteen seconds left!
(Sky still repeatedly taking small sips)
Team Maskwak (except Sky): (groans in dismay)
Sky: (distressed) This is as fast as I can go! It's basically how we wild animals drink!
Sugar: (serious) (takes jug) I've got this! (shaking jug rapidly)
Sky: (confused) Uh, how is that gonna help?
Sugar: (serious) (shaking jug) No time! Do you want to win or not? (sprays all the water to Sky's face) (Sky falls over)
(Confessional)
Rodney: (impressed) Whoa, this kind of reminds me of thirst thrashing. When evil goblins are coming, you ain't got time to sip!
(End confessional)
Chris: (puts stopwatch away) Half of it went up her nose but that still counts as drinking! (adds point to team Maskwak's scoreboard) Team Maskwak gets a point with ten seconds left. Well done, Sky. (sees Sky struggling) Sky?
(Confessional)
Sky: (happy) Hey, you know that feeling you get when an eaten gazelle is about to go off in your belly like a volcano and have no idea it's gonna blow from either your mouth or your tail? (confused) Or is it out of your butt? (stomach rumbles)
(End confessional)
Sky: (stomach rumbling) (team Maskwak nervously back away)
Chris: (to camera) (happy) It's two-one, but it looks like a contestant might get blasted off the island early, and we won't even need the cannon! Stay tuned to find out on Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!
Sky: (stomach still rumbling) (belches softly)
Jasmine: (confused) Huh. I thought y'all would get at least ten feet of air.
Topher: (dismayed) That's it?! (whining) Come on! Chris is trying to put on an entertainment show here!
(Screen rolling) (screen stops at Amy)
Chris: Amy! (side screen stops at halo) It is truth time!
(Clucky walks up to Amy)
Amy: (disgusted) Eew! Has this thing got its rabies shot?!
Chris: (uncaring) No. (reads from card) Amy, for a point, what are you scared of the most?
Amy: (serious) Oh, puh-lease! I'm not scared of ANYTHING!
(Clucky shocks team Kinosewak)
Topher: Chris, you said if one of us tells a lie, we ALL pay the price, right?
Chris: (happy) Yes, yes I did, Topher. Makes it more fun.
(Team Kinosewak glare at Amy)
Amy: (annoyed) Oh, whatever!
(Screen rolling)
Chris: Next up, we have (screen stops at Dave) Dave.
Dave: (happy) Sure thing, I've got nothing to hide.
Chris: Doing (side screen stops at flames) a scare!
Dave: (nervously gulps)
Chris: (walks up to Dave) Alright Dave, there are scary scares, then there are scarier scares. And then there's (pulls out card) this. (reads from card) For a point, you must… kiss a person next to you… on the mouth.
Dave: (shocked) (looks at Shawn)
Shawn: (bored) (sarcastically) Really? (walks away) Don't even think about it.
Dave: (turns to excited Sky with creepy grin) (sighs in dismay) Well, if it's this or a shock… (annoyed) might as well get it over with. (mumbles) Seriously hope Ella's not watching this.
(Confessional)
Sky: (excited) YEEESS! YES! YES! YES!
(End confessional)
Dave: (annoyed) Okay, but we're only doing this to win the challenge, so…
Sky: (love-struck) Yeah… so it's like… two people-
Chris: (impatient) Hey, chitty-chat chatters! (points to watch) Clock is ticking!
Sugar: (impatient) Quit your squawking and start pecking!
Dave: (sighs in defeat) (leans and puckers lips to kiss Sky)
Sky: (opens mouth, sticks out tongue) (belches loudly)
Dave: (disgusted) EW! What's the matter with you?! I tasted your burp in my eyes! GROSS!
Chris: Times up! And since your lips never actually touched, (smirks) or in Sky's case, her tongue-
Dave: (shocked) Wait, what?!
(Clucky shocks team Maskwak)
Sky: (laughs) SORRY! Must've been the water!
(Confessional)
Sky: (laughs) Yeah, it wasn't the water, it's Dave. He is sooo cute that he makes me nervous and let it out. PSYCHE! (laughs) It was the water all along! Did I mention that was the lion's roar?
(End confessional)
(Screen rolls)
Chris: Next up, (screen stops at Shawn) Shawn! Doing (side screen stops at halo) another truth. (Clucky flaps to Shawn's lap) Shawn, if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Shawn: (sarcastically) Does being surrounded by idiots count? Other than that, I'd say I'd change whatever's stopping Sugar from being lean and well-trimmed (Sugar offended) and the fact I firmly believe that maybe she should eat much less and work out more.
Sugar: (angry) (growls) (stands up) "I firmly believe"? "I firmly believe"?!
Clucky: (scared) (jumps off Shawn's lap and runs off squawking)
Sugar: That's pageant talk! My talk! You're going down, mister!
Dave and Sky: (gasp in worry and run to restrain Sugar from attacking Shawn)
(Chris shocks team Maskwak)
Dave: (annoyed) What was that for?!
Chris: (points to scared Clucky hiding behind his legs) For scaring Clucky, and after what Shawn just pulled, I could only assume his answer was a lie.
Shawn: (confused) Lie? (scoffs) Are you-
Chris: (serious) Enough! (shocks team Maskwak again) (smirks) That's better. (chuckles) (screen rolls) (screen stops at Rodney and side screen stops at flames) Rodney, for a point, you must pick your nose and wipe it on one member of the opposing team of your choosing. (Rodney looks around team Maskwak, then eyes at Dave, smirking)
Dave: (panics) No! (runs off) No! NOOO!
Rodney: (sprints and quickly corners Dave) (holds nose) Snot rocket, fire! (blows snot at Dave)
Dave: (scared) AGH! (cringes and gets hit by snot)
Chris: (impressed) Wow, you are WAY too good at that.
(Confessional)
Rodney: Months of practice, (shrugs) you never know. It had to be the weakest link of the team to be most sacrificial to a horde of devils. (worried) That and the fact that some of them are girls. I would never do that to any of them, even if it isn't Jasmine.
(End confessional)
(Team Kinosewak disgusted)
Dave: (shocked and disgusted) Yep. I'm okay. Not. Freaking. Out.
Chris: Impressive barrage, Rodney. (disappointed) But I'm afraid you're supposed to simply pick and wipe, not rocket. Also, you only needed to get the opposing member you chose, (points to disgusted team Maskwak covered in snot) not the rest of his team.
Rodney: (guilty) Oops. Sorry about that.
(Team Kinosewak gets shocked)
Shawn: (deadpan) Um, yeah… what about us?
(Team Maskwak gets shocked)
Sky: (happy) Well, at least it fried the snot off.
(Screen rolls)
Chris: Let's give it up for… (screen stops at Samey) (side screen stops at flames) Samey, doing a scare! (reads from card) You have to… punch a teammate next to you hard in the face.
Samey: (worried) What? W-why would I need to do that? I'm a nice person.
Chris: (smirks) Unless you want your whole team to hate you for losing. Get punching!
Samey: (hesistant) Uh, okay. (stands up) (to Jasmine) Sorry about this.
Jasmine: (reassuringly) No worries about none. I can take it. For the game and all. (prepares cheek)
Samey: (about to punch Jasmine) (lightly taps Jasmine in the cheek) (worried) Um, that counts, right?
Chris: (disappointed) Wow, really pathetic. (shocks team Kinosewak) From here on in, I'm gonna suggest better team-playing. Maybe then the score will get higher than two-one. Remember what's at stake, the losing team will be sending someone home. (smirks) (to Samey) And I think I know who will be sent home if Kinosewak ever loses.
Samey: (sad) Aw.
Chris: But, hey! Anything can happen! (excited) It's ON to the lightning round! (screen stops at Sky and flames) Put braces on a beaver!
(scene cuts to Sky at beaver dam, struggling with beaver, Sky emerges beaten up smirking victoriously while holding teeth braced beaver)
(adds point to team Maskwak's scoreboard) (screen rolls and stops at Samey and flames)
Chris: Use a cheat sheet on a quiz.
Samey: (sitting at classroom desk with one question quiz and cheat sheet) (holding pencil) (hesitant) Uh…um…well…
(Clucky shocks team Kinosewak) (Screen rolls and stops at Scarlett and flames)
Chris: Beautify a bear!
(scene cuts to Scarlett quickly putting makeup on bear lying on its back, bear sits up and looks into mirror smiling)
(adds point to team Kinosewak's scoreboard) (screen rolls and stops at Dave and flames)
Chris: Pick flowers with your toes.
(scene cuts to Dave nervously picking up flower with his toes, bee appears and chases Dave away)
(adds point to team Maskwak's scoreboard) (screen rolls and stops at Jasmine and flames)
Chris: Feed an iguana with your mouth.
(scene cuts to Jasmine holding cockroach into her mouth, walks up to iguana, iguana wraps tongue around and sticks to Jasmine's face)
Jasmine: (muffled panicking) (runs off)
(adds point to team Kinosewak's scoreboard) (screen rolls and stops at Samey and flames)
Samey: (sighs sadly in defeat) (team Kinosewak gets shocked)
(screen rolls and stops at Sugar and flames)
Chris: Okay, Sugar, to get a point, (Chef walks up to Sugar holding platter carrying tarantula) you must take this live tarantula and- (Sugar eats tarantula) (disgusted) Whoa! Ugh! All you had to do was pet it!
Sugar: (shocked) Oh, sorry, (rubs stomach) does this count?
Chris: (shrugs) Y-yeah, close enough. (happy) Team Maskwak gets a point! (adds score to team Maskwak's scoreboard) After all this pain and anguish, you're still tied! (ponders) Makes it seem like it was (team Kinosewak exhausted) all for nothing. (team Maskwak exhausted) And while I could do this all day, (holding up shock remotes) seriously! I mean, these are AWESOME. (puts away shock remotes) (serious) It's time for this game to end.
Team Kinosewak: (sigh in relief)
Chris: (happy) Right after the sudden death round!
Team Maskwak: (gasp in shock)
Chris: A player from each team will go head to head in a duel challenge. Winner's team gets immunity. Loser's team gets shocked and… sends someone home.
(Screen rolls and stops at Samey)
Amy: (frustrated) OH! COME ON!
Jasmine: (annoyed) Hey now, this is for the game, alright?! Show some support!
Amy: (irritated) Fine! We believe in you… (mutters) blubbering buffoon!
Samey: (distressed) Can I PLEASE not get another horrible scare, please?
Chris: Samey, in this sudden death round, this scare is plain and simple, untie a rope from (pulls out small sack) this bag.
Samey: Really? (relieved) Oh, thank goodness.
Shawn: (deadpan) (sarcastically) Really? (scoffs) Is this chicken past its expiration date or what? I mean, suuuurrre, most farms raise chickens and their eggs and all, but all they do is chop off their heads, (Clucky offended) skin them alive, and eat them ALL up. And I should know since I eat their babies all the time just like everybody else. But who cares, they're all dumb and weak enough to know that they are ALWAYS going extinct.
(Clucky gets angry and jumps at Shawn)
Chris: (holding Clucky back) Easy Clucky, keep it professional. (screen rolls) And for team Maskwak will be… (screen stops at Shawn) Shawn.
Shawn: (deadpan) Whatever, bring on the scare.
Samey: (happy) Yes, well, at least it's fair enough.
Chris: Like I said, it's simple, in each of these bags you will find the opposing team's shock remote. First to untie the tightly knotted string, get the remote, and shock the opposition wins the day. (Hands sacks to Shawn and Samey) GO!
(Samey easily untying sack, Shawn tries to untie sack)
Team Kinosewak: (cheer for Samey)
Dave and Sky: (cheer for Shawn)
Sugar: (angry) Shock him, Samey! SHOCK HIIIM!
Dave: (annoyed) If she does, we ALL get shocked!
Sugar: (angry) So? It'll be worth it anyways!
Shawn: (deadpan) Meh, whatever, (tosses bag aside) too hard for me to do.
Samey: (holding remote) (happy) I did mine pretty easy, do you want some help with yours?
Chris: (impatient) Samey! Just press the button already and your team wins!
Samey: (hesitant) Uuhh, uuhh, I can't do it! It's too mean! Honestly, who would do such a-
Clucky: (angry) (snatches remote from Samey and repeatedly shocks team Maskwak)
Chris: (panics) CLUCKY, NO! Shawn's not worth it!
Clucky: (pants heavily in anger and deathly glares at Shawn)
Shawn: (dazed from shocks) (groans in pain) (falls over)
(Clucky restrained by straightjacket and muzzle rolled away by Chef)
Chris: What an interesting day. Team Kinosewak, as the winners of truth or scare, you gain immunity.
Samey: (relieved) PHEW!
Chris: You also get this week's fast food delivery, (presents bag of food) courtesy of Humpty Dumpty's Meat Shack. At Humpty's, all the king's horses eat all the king's men.
Team Kinosewak: (disgusted) (about to throw up)
Chris: (worried) Uh, or if you want, Chef's making chicken. (turns to team Maskwak) Team Maskwak, time to vote one of you off the island.
Team Maskwak (except Shawn): (groans disappointedly)
(Confessional)
Shawn: (sarcastically) Wow, three losses in a row? This team is really sucking waaayy downtown. I wouldn't be surprised whose next to be voted off.
(End confessional)
(Dave walking in forest)
Sky: (runs up to Dave) (happy) So… crazy day, huh? I mean, we almost kissed back there.
Dave: (annoyed) Yep, crazy. (about to vomit) Hold that thought. (runs away)
Sky: (distressed) I just can't figure him out! Is he into me or what? (walks away sad) I wish he'd give me a sign. (stomach rumbles and belches loudly) Any sign at all.
Dave: (vomits off-screen)
(Bonfire ceremony)
Chris: The following team Maskwak members are safe. (tosses marshmallows) Dave and Sugar. Shawn, you could be going home because you caused your team to be shocked repeatedly by failing to tell a simple truth with your snarky attitude. Sky, you could be going home because (ponders) well, cause you, uh… um, (annoyed) fine! (tosses marshmallow to Sky) It's Shawn, eat up!
Shawn: (deadpan) Uuumm, what did I do, exactly? (Team Maskwak glare at Shawn) Meh, whatever. (walks off) Reality shows are a thing of the past now. Past eighteenth century, that is.
(Cannon of Shame: Shawn)
Chris: (to Shawn) So before we send you off, how about one last truth for those lucky viewers on international T.V? (reads from card) What… do you fear?
Shawn: (sarcastically) Hmmm, maybe it's your face? (serious) Of course it's nothing, duh!
Chris: (smirks) You suuuure about that? Like are you… reeeeally?
Shawn: (deadpan) Uh, yeah! Why, you gonna try to- (turns to Chris wearing zombie mask) (scared) AAAAAHHH! ZOMBIE! (realizes what he did) (embarrassed) Aaaagh, CRUD!
(Fires Shawn)
Shawn: (screaming)
Chris: (smugly takes off mask) (chuckles) (shows blog on cellphone) Thanks again for the info on his blog, Sierra! (chuckles) Who would've known the unconventional, thinks everything's boring hipster would be scared of the undead! Kind of like Rodney! Soooo ridiculously pathetic. (to camera) Nine players left! Find out which eight gets to hang while one goes bang. Next time, on Total, Drama, PAHKITEW ISLAND!