A/N: Rock Lee is Flippy. Murder, blood, chaos, the whole enchilada. Yes, my mind has problems, I suffer from horrible childhood syndrome, my childhood was bad. I don't want to relive the last 13 years, the first year of my life was fine. Next 13 years sucked. Well, I don't own anything so just read the fun.

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Lee was back in the village, after his dealing with his mission, and reporting back to Tsunade. Tsunade decided to keep the happy shinobi friends to stay in the village, which Lee and Naruto don't enjoy. Kiba wouldn't either, but he died about 5 minutes before this meeting…many think he has a problem. Lee didn't care. He walked home in the dimming light of the sun.

-Lee stared at the blood red sky as fire burned around him. "Ok, did I permanently die?" he said, but he heard gun shots and realized he was dreaming a memory of Flippy. He jumped back as the fire moved a bit closer, and slammed into another person. He turned and they put a knife to his neck. Then-

"Hey Bushy brows! Wake up time! Come on!" Lee blinked as he saw Naruto on his bed…in only underwear.

"What the? Naruto! What are you doing here!? In only underwear!?"

"I burnt my apartment up. Can I stay here?" Lee was pissed, mostly because he sleeps in the nude, and if someone walked in this would be weird.

"Fine! Sleep on the couch! But get out of my room! I was sleeping!" Not that I enjoyed that dream…

"Thanks!" Naruto turned fast and one of his antlers smacked Lee in the eye.

"Ouch! My eye!"

"Sorry, I haven't gotten used to these yet." He left the room and Lee rubbed his rapidly purpling eye. He pulled the blanket back over his head.

-Lee was in a cage being poked by sharp pointy sticks. Water was rapidly over taking his body. "Shit!" Lee realized he had a knife in his pocket. He pulled it out and cut one of the people with a spears hand and grabbed the spear. "Let me out! I have two sharp pointy weapons!" The water stopped raising. Lee breathed a sigh of relief, but they didn't let him out. "I said open the door! Get the keys and let me out!" They ignored that comment. Lee leaned against the side of the cage. He noticed his arm was bleeding. He was about to freak out, but instead stayed calm. He shoved his hands in his pockets and felt something round. He pulled it out to reveal to himself an inactive grenade. Did these guys not even check me? He pulled the rip cord and threw it out the cage. He took a deep breathe and plunged underwater. He heard the explosion and felt the heat as water blew from the blast. Pieces of debris cut his face and arms, the cage above the water burned and collapsed onto him. He pushed it off the best he could and resurfaced.

The sun shined on his face as morning came. Lee was getting really tried of these dreams. He rubbed his eyes, wincing in pain as he touched the black eye. He got dressed and left his room. He first noticed Naruto with an icha-icha book covering his face. Lee rolled his eyes and grabbed a muffin before walking out to Tsunade's.

"Tsunade-sama?" Lee said as he walked into her office.

"Lee, I have work to do. So I want you to assign missions."

"Why!? I can not do that!"

"Why not?" Lee looked puzzled, he knew it was the hokage's job to assign missions. Her face was pink and he could tell she was drunk.

"Uh, I actually am only here because you found one way that may help me not Flip out?" She blinked.

"Oh, right. Hold on." She reached under her desk and pulled out a blue rubber thing.

"What is that?"

"Stress toy. When you feel like you're going to flip out, start squishing it." Lee took it and looked at it. He squished it and it made a funny sound. He giggled and shoved it in his pocket. (Yes, this will be a parody of Autopsy Turvy to some degree.)

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Lee meditated by the river when he suddenly felt hands messaging his shoulders.

"What the-?"

"Hi Lee." He turned his head to see Sakura with an evil grin and glasses.

"S-Sakura!?"

"Hey there. You seem tense."

"Gee! I wonder why!" Lee grabbed her wrists and threw them off his shoulders.

"What are you doing anyways!?"

"Wanting to know if you'd like to go out!"

"Did that anteater act like this!?"

"Only to ants, but I don't eat ants, so I'm choosing you instead."

"Sorry, fan girls are limited to those who live in other dimensions."

"Oh but Lee! You are so hot! And you did want to be my boyfriend!"

"But now I rather have Ino!" Lee thought for a moment after saying that. Ino looked like the girl who was skinned alive from a memory. He smiled as he thought of that girl. I wonder if I can ever have another memory of her?

"Lee! What would you want with a blonde! That's it! You just want a blonde!"

"It has nothing to do with hair color. She just reminds me of someone…"

"Who?"

"I do not know." Lee stood up and wobbled a few feet before Sakura grabbed one of his feet.

"Please! I need someone now that Sasuke's gone!" Lee tried to shake her off when he heard loud gun shot sounds. Really it was a wood pecker, but Lee's mind made it seem different. He quickly pulled the blue stress toy out and began to squeeze it. His palms became sweaty and the rubber toy squeezed out of his hands and smacked against a rock making an even louder noise. Lee jumped down and covered his head, bringing Sakura with him. His eyes turned yellow and his teeth became sharper and a bit crooked. Sakura's eyes turned to hearts.

"You just get hotter don't you?" He turned his head slowly and pulled the bowie knife from the pocket on his thigh. He quickly slicked Sakura's neck and she grasped her neck. Blood poured over her shirt and she stumbled back and then fell. Dead. Lee evilly smiled. He had blood splatter on his pants and he looked at the wood pecker and threw the knife. It struck and pinned the bird to the tree. (This is where it gets a bit like the Hide and seek episode)

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Lee walked down the street of Konaha with the grin on his face. Anyone moronic enough to talk to him he snapped their neck. He left many dead in his tracks. Including Kiba…sorry Kiba fan girls. He acted like nothing happened as one after another fell in his steps. He made it back to his house and took a marker and wrote 14 on his wall he fell onto the couch.

"Oww!" Naruto woke up angrily to a Lee sitting on his back. Lee looked at him with no care.

"What the!? Lee! Get off me! Wait…why did you write 14 on the wall."

"I need to change it to 15."

"Why?"

"That's how many people I killed on the way here."

"Then w-why do you need to write 15?" Naruto asked nervously. Lee smiled his evil Flipped-Out smile. He grabbed Naruto 's neck and Naruto pushed Lee back.

"Don't kill me! I'm your roommate! And your friend!" Lee rolled his eyes and took Naruto's shuriken pouch off the table.

"I probably shouldn't have left that there." Lee took one out and threw it right smack in the center of Naruto's forehead.

"Ouch! You…" Naruto's eyes turned red and the lines on his face grew thicker…