Chapter 6- The wrong hand of destruction
'Mom! Mom! Mom come look!"
"What is it, Edward?"
"Heehee... A dildo!"
"What?"
"I mean it's a present."
"Oh for me? Where did you get this?"
"Found it in a Dumpster um, i made by using alchemy!"
"You did? Its sad to say that you take after your father ,but good job and thank you... Edward you've always been special even more after I dropped you on your head for the 12th time. You being able to make this... thing... is so wonderful... But its to bad you couldn't put me back together again too."
Then Edward flies upwards after waking up from his nightmare
"It... Hurts..."
((Later that day) And that's what she said)
"Edward!"
"Oh first lieutenant Hawkeye."
"What are you doing here so early?"
"Uh... I wanted to know whats going to happen to Nina and that bastard."
"Tucker was scheduled for trial... but they both were killed."
"What the hell! Who did it! I kill'em!"
"I don't know! I'm going now."
"I'll come too!"
"No. It would be better for you if you didn't and calm down. We will figure this out. It'll be okay."
(At Tucker's)
"Hey Mustang. We come to get Tucker alive. Do we really have to put a corpse on trial?"
"Lieutenant colonel Hughes shut up and look... The last thing I need is more stress, i'll get grey hairs and not the sexy kind... What will the fangirls think?"
"Stop bitching!" Hughes says while observing the bodies "Eww... So the guards died the same way too."
"Yep. In pieces like they were blown from the inside."
"Yummy... Hey what do you think about this Major Armstrong?"
"Yes. Its definitely him."
(Back to the city from the first episode)
"Look at this place... These humans are soooooooooo stupid." Lust implied
"Damn straight! If the plan works these bitches will kill each other." Said fake Cornello
"Sorry you had to come out here."
"Well when this is done i'm gonna go back into the city and get back some of my hoes."
"I was worried at first when the little shit head ruined the plan but it turns out he actually helped us out."
"Not to mention the bitch is white. So i'll give him props."
"... Idiot. Anyway, when will humans ever learn."
"Never. That's why we can do anything we want."
"So many will die. By the way Envy how long are you gonna look like that. I wanna see that stunning face of yours."
"Yo I was just making the mood. Then again why be a crusty, fat, ugly geezer... When I can look like my pimpin self."
"Yep your totally are the pimpest guy I know."
"You better watch yourself before I come over there and go all Chris brown on your ass!"
"Y-you're a monster!" A man yelled as he came up the stairs "Whats going on here? Where is father Cornello?!"
after the two looked at eachother Lust asked what to do. Envy wanted to kill him because he called him a monster. Then Gluttony asked if he could eat him, which he did... And they talked about the guy who killed Tucker. They also talked about the fullmetal pipsqueak. They said that he was there sacrafice... That sound craaaazy.
"So Envy, whats our killer's name?"
(Back in the East city in that one place)
"Scar?" Mustang asked
"We don't know his real name so we came up with Scar." Armstrong said
"The name sucks."
"Did I say we I mean Lieutenant Hughes picked out the name. I told him that you wouldn't like it , but he insisted."
"Did he now?"
"NO! I didn't Armstrong you ass kisser!" Hughes protested
"Shut up Hughes!... Armstrong continue."
"We don't know anything else really except that he has a X on his forehead."
"Good work. Hughes, what do you gots?"
"... I'm not even going to bother correcting you."
"The hell you arn't!"
"Well anyway, so far hes killed five in central and in the country its about ten."
"Yeah i've heard rumors of that too."
"between you and me and all the other people around us who can hear. I have heard that he has killed old man grand..."
"The fuck! Grand is like a fucking military expert... I bet this Scar is black."
"Sure you do... Okay now i'm saying this as a friend not a lover... You should watch your back because you and Tucker are the only well known alchemists in central. I don't think you wanna end up like him." Seeing the reaction on Mustang's face he asks "Whats wrong with you now?"
"The brothers..."
"Son of a bitch!"
"Colonel..." Hawkeye spoke calmly "We talked earlier and they said they were going to main street."
"At a time like this?! Darn it Hawkeye of course you would let those two leave!. . . Women"
"Sorry sir."
"Damn right you are!... You guard." Mustang comanded "You heard her, go find them and bring them back stat!...Shits about to go down."
On mainstreet Ed and Al are talking about alchemy and depressing stuff like Nina, there mother, there bodies, and the rain. Then a guard calls them over and what a surprise that our old friend Scar was right there to listen... Wow, and he even yell his name out loud twice... Full name.
"Oh. i'm glad your alright. We've been looking for you two!"
"Oh, uh hey. You need something."
"You need to come back now. There is a killer out here."
"Oh really."
"Yeah!"
"Whats he look like?"
"Well... Um, I don't know but I heard he has a X on his forehead."
"Like that guy behind you?"
The guard turns around and looks back "Yeah :D . . . Wait . . . Oh fu-"
Then Scar puts his hand on the guard's face and he blows him up. Then he stares at Ed and Ed just stands there in fear and shock. Then...
"...The fuck was that! You just blew his face off! What the hell did he do to you?..." He walks closer "Damn! Look at your face... Your face! What did you do? Look at your face... You got a X on your head... How did that happen? Just have you seen your face?... Look at it. . . . . Wait. . . . . Are you black!?"
"Ed..."
"Al, hold on... I-"
DING! The clock goes off
"Ed RUN!"
"You wont get away..." Scar mumbled
As they are running "What is his problem!? I have never done anything to piss anyone off that much to hate me... Well i've done that a lot, and that, that too... Kicked a homeless guy... tricked a lieutenant... Stole candy... Got some chick named Ethan Palmer pregnant... Boy do I miss her... That one time I did that one thing... Anyway, nothing that needs to be resolved by killing me!"
Then Al calls Edward into the ally... I know what your thinking! Pervs! Shame on you they are brothers... Yeah I what you thought... Sick... Your sick... Like I was saying Al then makes a wall but Scar breaks it like a boss. Ed in return makes a sword out of rubble and tries to attack him. Scar is just to fast for the two and takes out Al's side... Ed gets pissed, swings and Scar hits him not knowing his arm is automail so it only shoots him outwards. Then Edward strips... Out of his coat... Like I said your a perv... Its not happening!
"No wonder... I planned to strip the armor but there's nothing inside and the other has automail. You two are very strange... But I see you need both hands to use your alchemy... I'll have to take care of that."
BOOM. Ed's arm breaks into pieces.
Well I'm done with number 6. YAY! I Hope you like. Comment, favorite, and follow if you like. Thank you. I'll get started on 7 right away!