~Squalo's POV~

I sighed deeply. I did not know why but god seem to be against me and wants me to suffer. Out of so many people, in fact many people or should I say girls volunteered themselves to show Xanxus around, the teacher picked me. Why me? I am already stuck with him in class and even when I sleep, can he not give me some time away from Xanxus?

I do not even have any time for myself to calm down properly and think about what to do. This is going to be hard if Xanxus has to stick me all the time. Come to think about it, why did he even agree and follow me to get lunch? There were many people, mostly girls who threw themselves at him, such sluts, to bring him to the canteen. But he ignored them and instead tugged my by my hair and forced me to bring him there instead.

Just great. And it looks like Xanxus would be seeing the others a lot sooner than expected. Luckily I made the right decision to inform the rest of them about Xanxus and what to do if they see him. Although, I do doubt Levi. Who knows what he might do. I hope he does not spill the beans and end up telling Xanxus everything or cry. That would attract a lot unwanted attention, like I do not get enough of it already.

Turning my head back to see if Mammon was following, which was hard due to Xanxus's harsh tuggings, I noticed much to my disgust, Chiavarone was following behind too. I sighed and blamed my luck. I wanted to yell so badly but I knew that I would regret that for sure after I did that since Xanxus was around. And knowing him, his guns are definitely with him some where.

I noticed Xanxus turning his head back and was glaring at some one but I did not care. He finally stopped tugging me and I was about to break free from his grasp. He hissed at me but I ignored it and leaned against the wall, waiting for Mammon to catch up. I did not want to be stuck with Xanxus alone any more, it does me harm when I do that.

When Mammon finally caught up, that damn Chiavarone caught up too and placed his arms around my shoulder and asking me to eat with him. I rolled my eyes and kicked him, not caring where I kicked him and just walked away... or at least I tried to.

Xanxus was once again dragging me and he glared at me and hissed that I was suppose to bring him to the canteen, not flirt with some trash. What is he, blind? How was I flirting when all I did was kicked him and besides, he was the one that came onto me. What the hell does it got to do with him any way? The current Xanxus is not the one that I know, which means that I have no need to listen to him and he is not my boss... although, I think that he would once again become our boss through some way without actually remembering anything.

I guess that would give us the excuse to call him boss again, without he suspecting or wondering why we call him boss, if we did out of habit. By the look in his eye, I bet that would happen. He is looking around to find if there was any rather strong trash around that he could order around that has nothing to do with Giotto or his group of friends.

Before we even got to the canteen, Xanxus was already pissed enough by all the trashes that tried to talk to him and his grip on me tightened a lot more, making it even more painful. I think that is going to leave a rather nice bruise on my arm.

And before Xanxus could say anything, I assured him that the canteen sells meat, many different kinds of meat but no alcohol though. Which I immediately mentally smacked myself for giving away myself again. I could see Xanxus's eyes narrowing and he was in thought, probably wondering why I knew about what he liked.

Lucky for me, before Xanxus could say anything, I was tackled by Bel. Fran rolled his eyes and helped me drag Bel away from me. I could see Fran looking slightly shocked at seeing Xanxus but his emotionless mask came back on very quickly. In fact, I almost thought I imagined his face changing if it was not for the fact that he was not making any eye contact and clung to Bel which was unusual for him.

Bel seemed to understand why Fran was clinging to him and made no protest of shaking him off. As for what Bel is thinking, I have no idea. Who knows what goes in his head. I can not tell since he hides his eyes and he is always smiling or grinning. Unlike the rest of us, Bel does not really show or tell us what exactly he is thinking like Fran, maybe that is why they always hang around each other.

Xanxus was glaring at them and I muttered that they were my friends. Mammon went over to Bel and Fran and was having a conversation with them. I shrugged and went to get some food, or so I wanted to till I remembered that I should get Xanxus his meat first before he blows and destroy the canteen.

I dragged Xanxus over to the stall that sold meat before he did anything. From the looks of things, he was about to take out his guns or hit the guy near him. He glared at me and I just answered that I was taking him to his precious meat. This made me hit myself mentally again, I really should stop blowing my cover.

I quickly pushed Xanxus in front and ask him to order what he want. I really did not what to answer any more questions and I do not think I could come up with a good lie this time. Hopefully, Xanxus would not ask me any more and that he was happy with the meat. He would blow it up if he did not and I did not want to be involved and such a big incident would make that old geezer appear and I did not want him to find out about me and the rest of the Varia.

I poked Xanxus to inform him that I was going to buy some food and ignored his glares again. His glares does not bother me much since I am used to it. He glares way too often and I already got used to it a long time ago.

After getting my food, which I managed to scare the people to let me buy it first, I walked back to where Xanxus was at. He was staring at his meat and by the look in his eyes, I can tell that he was satisfied with it's appearance. I tapped him on the shoulder and walked towards the table that Bel and Fran were already sitting and eating.

It was the table we normally use so I did not have to bother finding them. Mammon came back with Levi who looked like he was about to burst into tears and charged at Xanxus but Bel tripped him before anything happened. I kicked Levi from my seat and was relieved that Xanxus was too busy with his meat to care about Levi. I do not even think he noticed him.

I sighed. This was going to be a really really long lunch...

~Xanxus's POV~

Lunch finally came and I was immediately surrounded by stupid trashes. More like stupid bitch trashes that kee throwing themselves at me. Who the hell would be interested in sluts like them any way?

Before I could do anything to get rid of them, the teacher assigned that shark trash to bring me around. I smirked and stood up and tugged him by his hair and walked out. I was already sick of the trashes around me and I was hungry.

Looks like the shark trash is smart to not struggle, I would make it more painful if he did try to struggle. Hmm... this feels familiar though, which is weird. I do not think I ever did this before.

I was still tugging him by his hair when I felt slight movement from him. I noticed that he was looking behind him and I turned my head to see what he was looking at. I noticed a rather weak blonde trash looking at him and I glared at him which made him flinched. I smirked slightly and then I noticed that that damn shark trash had gotten free and was leaning against the wall waiting for some one.

He seemed to be waiting for that purple haired trash but the blonde trash placed his arms around the shark trash. I hissed and grabbed the shark trash after he kicked the blonde trash and reminded him that he was suppose to be bringing me to the canteen instead of flirting with trashes.

I glared at him and tugged him by his arm this time. His arm would be harder for him to break free, if he did try again. What ever patience I had was starting to fade away real quickly as there are girls approaching me again. What the fuck is wrong with them? Can they not take no as an answer or do I have to shoot them or something before it finally goes into their little trash brain that I refuse to eat with them or date them or anything else.

I tightened my grip on the shark trash's arm and continued tugging him. I was about to ask him something before he told me that the canteen has meat but no alcohol.

Wait, how did he know I was going to ask that? He really is suspicious like I thought. The more time I spend around him, the more I suspect that he knows me. But before I could even ask him anything, he got tackled by yet another blonde trash. Just that this blonde trash has a fringe that covers his eyes, I wonder how he even see through it.

Once again, before I could do anything, a green-haired trash had already dragged that blonde trash away. He seemed surprised to see me but had an emotionless face a second later and clung to that blonde trash.

That shark trash told me that they were his friends. I blinked and immediately wondered if they knew me before this too. It was really possible, they are friends with that damn shark trash that keeps trying to lie that he did not know me and the green-haired trash was weird when he first saw me.

I turned away when I noticed them talking with the purple-haired trash. I was going to beat up one of the guys when the shark trash dragged me away. That surprised me, who knew he dared to drag me. I glared at him and he told me that he was bringing me to my precious meat.

The fact that he knew that I like meat a lot shows that he is hiding something and really does know me. Yet again, he pushed me and asked me to order my food before I could ask him anything.

He poked me to inform me that he was going to buy his own food. I nodded and he returned really quickly and led me to a table with two of the trashes I saw earlier. Looks like the green-haired trash is still avoiding looking at me, as for the blonde trash, I have no idea. Who knows if he is even looking at me or not, the only way would be to get rid of his fringe which I can not be bothered to do.

I sat down and began to take a bite out of my meat. During that time, I could hear foot steps approaching and the next thing I knew, I heard a long smack. One of the trashes must have tripped and fell and later kicked by the shark trash. I could see him moving his leg and kicking him rather harshly, he must be angry.

That trash was looking at me strangely like he just saw a god. And is he going to cry? Such a weak piece of trash. Although this group people seem more tolerable than the rest and they do not really annoy me that much.

Maybe I should ask them to join me or something. Make a group like the one Giotto has. And it looks like I could use that weird looking trash any way. As a maid or servant, not sure what I could use the rest of them for though. Oh well, I just have to figure it out later.

I asked them about it, and surprisingly it seemed like it surprised most of them, except for the shark trash that immediately agreed. It seems to me like he already knew I was going to say that. Does he really know me that well that he could tell what I was thinking?

Oh well. I would not find out till I know them better. I get I should know their names first, not that I would use it much. I would still call that trash, but it helps to tell them apart from other trashes if I know their names.

Weird but I remembered their names immediately and they do not feel like strangers to me much like I used to know them... it has to be true that they do know me after all. I will definitely try to force them to admit to me sooner or later. For now, I should know them better...

[[ GAH. IT FEELS OOC... ]]