Gah! Es tut mir Leid! I haven't updated in forever!

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Disclaimer: I don't, unfortunately, own Naruto...

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Kapitel Sechs

'Naruto, wake up you damned idiot...'

"Huh? Why do you tell me I'm an idiot when I'm your child? Not good for my self-esteem..."

'Just wake up... and you are... you chose to be with Itachi...'

Naruto blinked and sat up slowly in the bed, yawning loudly and stretching until his back popped. Naruto looked around and groaned. "Kyuubi, why didn't you tell me I had summoned you?"

"That's Dad to you!!" Kyuubi hit him on the head, growling oddly. "Evil... bastard..." Naruto rubbed his head, glaring at him. "Wouldn't you be more like my mom?" He was hit again. "DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GIRL!?"

"Well, I'm pretty sure the Fourth wasn't neccesarily a female either..." Naruto slipped off the bed and landed with a soft 'thump' onto the floor, snoring again. Kyuubi growled and cracked his knuckles, glaring at him evilly. "WAKE UP, DAMN IT!!" He kicked Naruto across the room and laughed as he hit the wall, screaming. "Naru-kun, what are you doing in here?" Kyuubi and Naruto looked to the door where Itachi stood, looking as though he had just awoken. "ITA-KUN!!! KYUUBI'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!"

"I AM NOT, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!" Itachi blinked and looked from Naruto to Kyuubi and back. "Explain."

"This is Kyuubi, my mom-slash-dad-slash-demon who I had accidentally summoned and was trying to kill me..." Kyuubi glared at him. "I was not trying to kill you." Itachi turned and began to bang his head on the doorway. Kyuubi laughed evilly while Naruto whimpered. "KILL YOURSELF!! GO FOR IT!!" Both Naruto and Itachi threw something at Kyuubi, knocking him out. Itachi groaned and walked out the door. "This is why I am not a morning person..."

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Kyuubi poked at the food in front of him. "What the hell is this!? Where's the raw meat and uncooked eggs!?"

"I'm gonna pretend you never said that and ignore you..." Kyuubi sent a glare at Itachi who sent one right back. Deidara leaned towards Naruto. "They don't like each other... do they?" Naruto shook his head. "Kyuubi's just my over protective Mom and hates Itachi for some odd reason and Itachi just hates him."

"Wait. Kyuubi... is your Mom? Is he gender confused?"

"Absolutely." Kyuubi glared at Naruto and threw a cup at his head. "WOULD YOU STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!? I'M YOUR CHILD, FER CHRIST'S SAKES!!"

"Then stop acting like your father and calm your ass down." Naruto huffed but laughed when Itachi threw a chair at Kyuubi. "DON'T HURT MY NARU-CHAN!" Some point inbetween then and now, Kyuubi and Itach got into a large fight, cups and plates flying every which way. "Ita-kun, leave Mom alone. If all goes according to plan, he'll be your step-mother." Itachi blinked and looked at Naruto, horrified. "Wha!? That evil bitch!?" Kyuubi growled and walked off back to his seat, crossing his arms in a tantrum. "Ayup." Itachi and Naruto didn't notice everyone staring until they shouted, "YOU TWO ARE GETTING MARRIED!?"

Itachi blinked and laughed nervously. "I forgot to tell you all? My bad." Everyone excluding Naruto threw plates at Itachi, yelling at him. "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US IN THE DARK!!!" Kyuubi laughed hysterically at Itachi, who was now covered in their breakfast. Itachi groaned, standing up and walking off to shower. "Yeah, well, Ita-kun and I are getting married soon, and Mom isn't too happy about it." Naruto giggled and was brutually kicked into the wall by Deidara.

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Itachi blinked dubiously when Naruto walked into into the room and placed himself in his lap. "Um, Naru-kun?" Naruto looked up innocently, tilting his head head slightly. "Hai?"

"I was reading..." Naruto looked to Itachi's hands and noticed the rather large novel. "Oh. Gomen nasai." Itachi laughed softly and kissed the top of his head. "Hmm. It's okay. But you must now do one thing." Naruto blinked, confused. "Really? What?"

"Give me a kiss." Itachi smirked arrogantly, Naruto blinking once more. "O-Okay..." Naruto blushed vividly and tilted his head upward to catch Itachi's lip, giving him a quick peck. "Tch!"

"What!?" Naruto huffed, sticking out his lower lip in a pouting manner. "You call that a kiss?" Itachi smirked again and reached over quickly, pulling Naruto even closer to him and crashing their lips together. He smiled wickedly when he caught the lower lip Naruto was sticking out only moment ago and sucked gently on it. Naruto squirmed slightly and gasped when he felt Itachi's tounge trail his lip. Itachi used this moment to slip his tongue into the other's mouth, exploring and memorizing every inch. Itachi finally pulled away, but only when both desperately needed air. "See?... That... was a kiss..."

Naruto nodded numbly (too many n's), ghosting his fingers over his lips in a dazed manner. Itachi smirked and licked him, trailing his tongue from his jawline to his temple. "EEW! That was disgusting, Ita-kun!"

"So? You tasted good and I couldn't resist." Naruto gave him a very blunt look. "You're so weird."

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Short but I dun give a fuck!!!!