"alright let's give these guys some space" mahiru said "everyone go downstairs and wait for souda and sonia to finish. komaeda snap out of despair already its not that bad"

komaeda was still in despair that he has to kiss hanamura

"hey how come you guys are staying" souda said to mahiru and hiyoko

"you dont listen do you? fucking idiot we're the hosts" hiyoko said

"so dont try to leave without the smooch" mahiru said

"also nothing funny we only said KISS so dont get worked up

mahiru and hiyoko settled themselves on a table next to them and tried very hard to refrain from making out

souda turned to sonia he cant believe he was having a date with sonia! looks like he accidentally took komaedas luck

uh oh looks maybe it was bad luck after all because souda is sweating even more than bertolt if that was even possible

alright what do you do first on a date souda thought he's never had any experience with this before

first thing gotta apologize to her (he still cringes when he thinks about that time)

"sonia im sorry I was such a fedora wearing freak to you" souda said

"no its no problem I think I was even worse because I was a serial killer" then her eyes went shiny and she started drooling and souda was pretty sure he got a boner

"so I was a serial killer? oooh did I kill anyone? well thats bad but was I awesome did I have my own costume huhuh?!"

souda remembered when she was batshit crazy and foaming at the mouth and tried not to think about it again

"yeah you were cool you almost killed ibuki"

"oooooooh hella! im gonna have to apologize to ibuki later"

"SMOOCH SMOOCH" hiyoko said yawning "I cant believe were doing this when we could be having lezzy sex at my room right now"

"shush you cant rush love" mahiru said

souda was still sweaty and slightly disturbed by the serial killer talk

souda took a deep breath

tanaka was with owari but if it doesnt go well with her then hes gonna go back to sonia

and sonia likes tanaka better than him and thats not good

hes gonna have to confess his love and holy shit all the sweat is forming circles under his armpit. so uncool he probably smells now

souda needed a towel

"souda are you ok? we could end this date now if you want"

"no way sonia there's something really important i have to tell you first really really important!"

another deep breath, a waterfall of sweat pours down his face

"sonia… i love…" he started

"wait souda before you say anything I wanted to say thanks for trying to take care of me while I was sick, I mean everyone else was probably completely terrified of me and you were the only one who would actually volunteer to watch over me to make sure I don't kill anyone even though I wanted to" sonia said with a sweet smile on her face

"I thought you were a huge pervert and a douchebag but it turns out you really do care about us and I think that's sweet"

souda couldn't say anything he was thinking about how cute and nice sonia is and she actually complimented her

souda didn't know what to say

sonia continued "so what did you want to say"

souda couldnt remember what he wanted to say what could he say to her?

so he said without thinking:

"sonia… i love your body"

he didnt realized what he said until souda immediately dropped her smile and holy shit hes never ever fucked up even more in his life

sonia said to mahiru: "so we cant leave until we kiss?"

"yep" mahiru said

so she got up and grabbed soudas collar and forced a quick kiss before stomping back downstairs

hiyoko of course was laughing her ass off right now

"hahaha look at this fucking loser sitting along cos his date walked out on him! ahahahaha you'll never find a date ever souda! oooooh man i cant- i-"

hiyoko fell over laughing

"this is the lowest display of the male gender" mahiru said shaking her head "its times like these is why im glad to be lesbian"

souda was completely miserable to imagine hiyoko dying by asphyxiation

not only did he fucked up any chance of dating sonia now he also had the added insult of getting kissed by her when she didn't want to

he has always imagined getting kissed by sonia but that kiss was nothing like the kiss of his fantasies

if a kiss could be angry that was definitely it

he put his hands over his face and started to cry

"alright you dumb shit we gotta get you downstairs before you drown all of us we gotta get the next dates" hiyoko recovered enough to say

both of them had to drag souda downstairs

everyone looked at the huge crying douchebag except sonia who was sitting far away looking pissed and nanami who was playing a game

"i never doubted souda would fuck up" nanami said

"alright next we got owari and tanaka next get your ass up here and it better be entertaining" hiyoko said as souda crawled to a corner to grow his own mushroom farm

tanaka stood up and gave his hand to owari "let us go" he said dramatically and very like tanaka

"yeah whatever" owari stood up and walked upstairs completely ignoring tanaka's hand

as they left hinata and kuzuryuu went up to souda who was now completely surrounded by mushrooms

"souda where the hell did you get all of these… anyway what the hell did you do" hinata said

"I fucked up" souda said

"yeah I can see that sonias completely pissed" kuzuryuu said

"you gotta do something otherwise she might revert back into a serial killer"

"ive gone past the point of no return" souda said

"come on youre not that bad of a guy shes going to forgive you sooner or later" kuzuryuu said "listen watching you like this makes me feel terrible so how about i help you out"

souda stopped planting his thousandth mushroom "really?"

"i dont know a lot about girls but im always getting bothered by them so i'll help out too " hinata said

"alright but how are we supposed to make it up to her" souda said

"i have a couple ideas kuzuryuu said"