Title: Model 42
Author: landofthekwt
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: List (Issekiwa Week 77)
Genre: Crossover (Inuyasha/ Urusei Yatsura/ Terminator)
Word Count:249
Warning: Character death
Summary: Model 42 is an operational failure
A/N abraxas rex's review of "Terminator Salvation" inspired this story. Based on the success of that movie, Sky Net will continue to get chances to kill John Connor.
The rabbit stared at the pictures on the wall Kagome crushed to death by the Lady Centipede. Kagome beheaded by Inuyasha. Kagome burned to a crisp by Yura. Kagome dissolved by Sesshoumaru's dokkasou. Kagome's soul eaten by the Toad. Kagome swallowed by the Noh Mask. Kagome pulled into hell by the angry ghost. Kagome poisoned by spiderheads. And so on.
He looked at his work order. According to his list Kagome No. 42 should be ready. He stared at the doorknob in his hand. If one of these did not lead to correct the fate soon, people would blame him for all of the failures. Maybe he could convince them that Inaba was at fault. Humans always make mistakes. One merely had to look at Higurashi Kagome to see how flawed they were.
The loudspeaker announced. " Higurashi Kagome, take 42. Cue the cat." The employees of the Fate Production Bureau pushed the latest model to closet doors in her room. " Change the World" began playing in the background
His paw was shaking as he attached the doorknob. Kagome was activated and reached for the doorknob. He listened anxiously until he heard a thump, thump, thump, ending in a sickening thud.
When he peered down the stairs to his horror, he saw the newest model in a heap with an obviously broken neck. He checked his production schedule. Work would have to begin on Model 43 immediately. Maybe the monkeys from the British Museum were looking for work.