Chapter 6.
AN: shut up preps ok!
PS I won't update until you give me good reviews! (Everyone: NEVER.)
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end (Kylie: it's called 'frayed'. The more you know…) and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. (Joe: you can just spraypaint your hair now? Do we have any of the silver spray paint leftover from when we made snowflakes?)
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood.
Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. (Kodi: wet t-shirt contest!)
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up because I was looking into the pale white (Al: why is everyone so pale? Even Kylie looks like she has some life in her and the shade of her skin is called 'corpse') face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that it was going down his face (Kylie: JESUS. GET ME SOME MAKEUP REMOVER.) and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forehead anymore
He had a manly stubble (Pip: And here I thought stubble was girly. MY BAD.) on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden.
He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection(Joe: Do I have to be the one that writes the sexual terms? YOU GOT WET.) only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, (Pip: wait, we're reading a Harry Potter fanfic? I HAD NO IDEA!) although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared (Frankie G: MEAOR!).
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. (Al: off you go, bitch. Don't come back.
Kylie: -GIR voice- goodbye! Goodbye goodbye! Goodbye! She's getting eaten by a shark!)