WTF Parodies

by Zerkoz

I don't own Les Miserables. Don't get confused by the name, it's not 'that' WTF. They're just some song parodies I made that were inspired by the story picture. Songfics, obviously. I'm just going to say Javert and Jean Valjean because they were the main things I changed. Like, a lot.

6. A Database Full Of Numbers

Marius:

A database full of numbers

A database full of equations

I'm doing everything all wrong

Oh Pi, for shame

My hard drive does not even know your name

Dear Mad'moiselle

Won't you post?

Will you reply?

Cosette:

A database full of numbers

No fear, no Auto-Correct

Marius:

My name is Marius Pontmercy

Cosette:

And mine's Cosette

Marius:

Cosette, I don't know what to tweet

Cosette:

Then type no binary

Marius:

I am lost

Cosette:

I am found!

Marius: (Eponine: [outside, interjecting])

A database full of numbers (He was never mine to lose)

Cosette:

A database full of you (Why Auto-Correct what could not be?)

Marius:

A single zero and then I knew. (These are ones and zeroes he'll never say)

Cosette:

I knew it too. (Not to me...)

Marius:

From today... (Not to me...)

Cosette:

Every program (Not for me...)

Cosette & Marius:

For it isn't a sketch (His database full of numbers)

Not a sketch (He will never)

After all! (Feel this way...)