The creepy dude had like a huge double chin. Gross. Bitch don't even get close to me.
"Who would be so bold, as to come into my kingdom armed? Spies, thieves, assasins?" The creature asked.
"Dwarves, your malevolence." One of the smaller creatures responded.
"Dwarves?" The large creature looked abolished.
"We found them on the front porch." The little one responded.
"Well don't just stand there. Search them! Every crack and every crevice!" The thing gave orders. I swear, if this motherfucker touches me. I'm a kick him. The creature put his hands on me. I kicked his knee and he fell over, at that moment, I knew I fucked up. All eyes were on me. I gave a small smile while three of the creatures came and searched me. The larger creature eyed me. "You aren't a dwarf. You look far too normal, what are you?" He asked giving me a weird eye.
"Hobbit." I said faster than anything.
"What's a hobbit?" He asked.
"A hobbit is what I am." I remarked slyly. I don't like people searching me. Little fucking pricks.
"What are you doing here in these parts!" The big guy asked. I chose to stay silent as did the group. "Very well, if they will not talk, we will make them sqwuack! Bring out the mangler, bring up the bone breaker! Start with the youngest first!" He yelled orders to his little minions.
"Wait!" Thorin spoke glaring at the creature and walking forwards. The big beast smirked.
"Well, well, well, look who it is. Thorin, some of Thrain, son of Thror, King under the mountain." The giant thing said mocking Thorin and bowing. I really want to punch him so bad. Don't make fun of one of my dwarves you ass hole! Only I can do that! "Oh! But I'm forgetting, you don't have a mountain, and you're not a king. Which makes you nobody really. I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing else. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours, a pale Orc astride a white warg." Wait, I thought Thorin fucked him up. I'm really confused now.
"Azog the Defiler was destroyed. He was slain in battle long ago." Thorin said not thinking much of it.
"So you think his defiling days are done do you?" The creature asked Thorin. They will be soon if they aren't already! Dick. "Send word to the pale Orc, tell him I've found his prize." The creature told one of the miniature creatures. The creatures kept mocking Thorin while waiting. Thorin clearly looked confused. The other dwarves started talking amongst one another. I walked towards Thorin shaking away from one of the assholes grips.
"Thorin, what do we do?" I asked him. He looked down at me and grabbed my wrist. Thorin tightened his grip in reassurance.
"We'll get out of here, I promise." He said. That made me feel better even though things weren't looking too good for us.
"Bones will be shattered, necks will be wrung, and you'll be beaten and battered. From racks you'll be hung. You will die down here and never be found, down in the deep of goblin town." The creature sung. So it's a goblin. Okay. That makes since. Little fucking dicks. One of the goblins finished going through Thorins things and threw his sword. "I know that sword, it is the goblin cleaver. The biter! The blade that sliced a thousand necks! Slash them, beat them, peel them, kill them all!" The goblin yelled at the others. One of the goblins came towards Thorin and I. I backed up and bumped into another one. Shit! Suddenly, there was a huge explosion. It got really bright and Gandalf appeared.
"Take up arms! Fight! Fight!" He yelled. I grabbed my bow and arrow and ran with the others. I see Kili in trouble. This was it. Moment of truth. I have this. I grabbed an arrow and quickly aimed at one of the goblins and let it fly. YES! Kill shot. Thorin looked back and grabbed me, just as an ax flew where I had been.
"Be careful!" He yelled at me. We ran down different bridges. A couple were breaking. I saw as everyone killed many different goblins, as I only killed a handful thankfully. While we were going down a bridge the large goblin burst through and got in our way.
"You thought you could escape me!?" The goblin asked while pushing us backwards. Thorin kept a tight grip on me and was scowling at the goblin. If looks could kill then we'd be safe. "What are you going to do now wizard!?" He yelled again. Yup, death is upon us. Gandalf then sliced his stomach and poked him in the eyeball with the end of his staff.
"That'll do it." The goblin said as soon as Gandalf cut his throat. Haha, fuck with us again. Bitch. As the goblin died he fell down breaking the bridge we were all standing on. We fell far down tot he cavern below. As soon as we started falling I felt Thorin's grip slip and I was soon falling alone. We, surprisingly, hit the ground safely. I got up quickly and ran off. I noticed I wasn't being followed. I turned back to see the dwarves finally getting up. Just as they were almost up the goblin king fe down on top of them.
"You've got to be joking!" Dwalin exclaimed loudly. As they struggled to get free from under the rubble Kili ran up to me.
"Corry."He said trailing off looking behind me. "You might want to get armed, we're in trouble." I looked behind me, and just as he said. We were definitely in trouble. Many goblins were running over to us. All the dwarves finally freed themselves and noticed the goblins.
"There are too many!" Dwalin complained.
"Only one thing will save us. Daylight! Come on!" Gandalf yells. The dwarves tart running except Kili. This smart one decides to take out a couple of them.
"Kili!" Thorin yelled looking back as a goblin ran towards him with an ax. I grabbed an arrow and shot it taking the goblin out.
"Kili, run!" I yelled angrily. This motherfucker is going to kill us all. We ran out of the cave into the woods. Gandalf was counting us as we passed him. He looked confused looking around at all of us.
"Wheres Bilbo? Where is our hobbit?!" Gandalf yelled. He seemed angry. The dwarves argued with each other while I looked around. I hadn't even known he was missing.
"I'll tell you what happened. Master Baggins saw his chance and he took it! He's thought of nothing but his soft bed and his warm hearth since first he stepped out of his door. We will not be seeing our hobbit again, he is long gone." Thorin said. That was a dick move.
"Don't say that Thorin, he could be dead. You haven't a clue." I said scowling at him. His face showed slight remorse when my words came out.
"No he isnt. He isn't dead or missing. He's right here." Bilbo said somewhat smiling. Thank god! Bilbo was here and alive. I didn't have to travel with dwarves alone.
"Bilbo Baggins, i've never been so glad to see anyone in my life." Gandalf said happily. He put an arm around Bilbo and a huge smile on his face.
"We'd given up on you!" Kili said smiling.
"How'd you get past the goblins?" Fili and I said in unison. We laughed at each other when we finished. That was starts fiddling with his pocket and smiling. I see Gandalf give him a look of curiosity.
"Oh, what does it matter, he's back." Gandalf said shaking it off. Thorin seemed very frustrated and started eyeing Bilbo.
"It does matter, I want to know. Why'd you come back?" He asked getting closer to Bilbo. Bitch, give him some room. Like, no, people do not like you in their personal space.
"Look, I know you doubt me. I know...I know you always have. and you're right, I often think of Bag End. I miss my books,and my arm chair, and my garden. See, that's where I belong. That's home. And that's why I came back, cause...You dont have one. A home. It was taken from you, but I will help you take it back if I can." He said sounding very genuine. That was seriously , give him a fucking hug. Thorin turned back at me and sighed. He grabbed my arm and walked away. I shook myself away from him.
"What are you doing?" I asked him. He did not just grab my arm, storming away, thinking I was going to be okay with it.
"I need to talk to you, it's of much import. It can not wait any longer." He said sighing. Gandalf looked over at us. He lifted his chin looking at us mysteriously. A loud howl was heard in a nearby distance. Thorin looked around causally."Out of the frying pan."
"And into the fire. Run. Run!" Gandalf yelled. We all started running ahead. We came to a cliff in an instant almost. Shit, we're gonna die. I looked around searching for the dwarven king. Our eyes met and he made his way over to me clutching my arm tightly. Seriously, this is the same arm you always grab. In the same place. Stop.
"Up into the trees! All of you! Come on! Climb!" Gandalf yells making his way up a tree. I hurry up a tree with the help of three different dwarves. Once up and somewhat settled I looked out.
"They're coming!" Thorin yelled looking around seeing several more warg skouts show themselves. Suddenly, a much larger skout showed up. The creature on the back was much larger and more terrifying than the others. "Azog." Thorin said in a lower voice. I heard the orc start speaking in tongues. Did every fucking creature have their own language? "It can not be." Thorin looked mortified. I mean. I guess. This was the orc that killed his family. I'd be pretty upset too. The warg scouts were jumping on the tree finally knocking it over. I let out a scream as it fell down. We were officially hanging off of a cliff. Great. I looked over to see Gandalf lighting a pine cone on fire. He threw it at one of the wargs making it back up quickly. Gandalf started tossing fire pine cones to us. I caught one and got to throw it. I felt pretty productive considering the most exciting and dangerous thing i've ever done was ride on a roller coaster at six flags. One of the tree branches started breaking. It had Dori on it. He screamed.
"Mister Gandalf!" He yells as he falls off. He caught on to Gandalfs staff before falling to his death. There was no way of getting out of this! We were screwed! I looked directly below me to see Trin standing up. What was this idiot doing? He drew his sword and marched off the tree. He was going to battle that psycho! Fuck! As Thorin gets closer he attempts to stab the orc. When he made that attempt the warg scout he was on easily grabbed Thorin around the waist with his teeth and threw him to the side.
"Thorin!" I yelled. Tears were suddenly forming in my eyes as I saw Thorin passed out on the ground. Biblo suddenly stood up and marched off the tree as well. What in gods name is he doing? I'm not losing two people today. I stood up and went after Bilbo. My moves weren't intentional. I actually don't even remember standing up. But here I was following the hobbit. Just as an orc was about to cut Thorins throat Bilbo sped up and tackled him. I gasped as I suddenly realized what I was doing. I looked directly down and there he was, Thorin Oakenshield. His face looked slightly bloodstained. I didn't have time to examine him because next time I looked up two orcs were going towards Bilbo. I took an arrow out shooting one. I heard Azog say something loudly in his language. After that I heard 10 dwarf voices yelling behind me. I shot an arrow at one about to kill Bilbo. I turned to find one orc directly behind me, I took an arrow out and stabbed him directly.
"Woah!" I yelled as I was being lifted into the air. I was then dropped on something. It was a bird. What the fuck!? A fucking bird! I'm flying, this is some fucking Harry Potter shit. I held on for dear life and didn't look anywhere. Just kept my eyes shut until we landed. I am to infinity and beyond done with this middle earth shit! I quickly got off the bird and looked around. I saw everyone safe and sound. Sort of. Thorin was lying on the ground still passed out. I walked up to him and bent down. My fingers went straight to his neck. He still had a pulse. Slightly. Poor baby, that's what you get for trying to be bad!
"Thorin! Thorin!" Gandalf yelled hurriedly making his way to the other side of Thorin. I see Gandalf use some sort of magic on him. Thorin took a deep breath and opened his eyes. He looked frantically then locked eyes with me. He let out a sigh of relief. Thorin got to his feet and looked at Gandalf.
"The halfling?"
"It's alright, Bilbo is here, he's quite safe." Gandalf said re-assuring Thorin. Thorin glared at Bilbo. If he says one more rude thing to this hobbit, im going to kill him.
"You! What were you doing? You nearly got yourself killed! Did I not say that you would e a burden? That you would not survive in the wild, and you had no place amongst us." He says moving closer to Bilbo. Thorin, that's it. You aren't King Sassy, you are King Douche! "I have never been so wrong in my life." He says grabbing Bilbo and hugging him. Nevermind. You're King Sassy again. The other dwarves smiled and cheered. "I'm sorry I doubted you."
"No, no, I would have doubted me too. I'm not a hero or a warrior. Not even a burglar." Bilbo said with a silent laugh. Gandalf laughed as did the others. Yay! We're all friends! "Is that what I think it is?" Bilbo asks looking at a mountain in the distance. My eyes widened. Was that it? I looked to Thorin as he smirked.
"The Lonely Mountain. The last of the Great Dwarf Kingdom of Middle-earth." Gandalf said with a sigh.
"Our home." Thorin said smiling a real smile. That made me smile. He looked down at me. Thorin grabbed my arm and squeezed it. "Come with me?" He asked nodding his head to the back. I smiled and nodded. We walked a slight distance into the woods and I took a seat on a log.
"What'd you want to talk to me about?" I asked him. He looked at me with a different look. One ive never seen before.
"What I said back in the goblin cave. I was thinking out loud. I did not mean to say it out loud. It spilt out before I could stop it." Thorin said to me looking down. I furrowed my brows. What did that mean?
"So, you say that meaning I shouldn't think anything of it?" I asked him.
"No, I mean yes but no. I do care about you, a lot. It would destroy me if something happened to you, especially if it was completely preventable. I just don't want you to distance yourself from me now that you know I would go to certain lengths in order to keep you safe."
"Why would I distance myself from someone trying to save me? That's ridiculous."
"I dont know, I just don't want to lose you."
"You aren't losing me anytime soon Thorin. I promise." I said giving him a reassuring smile. He smiled back and grabbed my forearm brushing his thumbs up and down it.
"Mine?" He asked me. His? His what? Strangely it felt right for me to agree. He felt right. He felt safe, and sound. He felt like home.I nodded.
"Yours." I smiled up at him. He smiled and closed his eyes while letting out a sigh of relief. Was he expecting me to say no?
"Thorin?!"
"Corry?!" Two voices came from nearby. I laughed recognizing them to be Fili and Kili. Thorin stood up and offered me his hand. I gladly took it and was pulled up.
"Yes!?" I yelled expecting them to answer.
"Where are you?!" One of them yelled back. This felt like marco polo. It was nearly dark and I was actually having fun for the first time in a while.
"Somewhere!" I answered back.
"But where!?"
"Somewhere only we know, we're coming back to the campsite now!" Thorin yelled before I could. I looked over and his normal bitch face was on. It was a cute bitch face though. I mean, you can't help if you have a resting bitch face. Thorin led me back to the campsite.
"Where were you two!?" Kili rushed to me asking in a demanding voice.
"Um..somewhere."
"We were worried sick! You two could have been killed! It's dark and I don't think you're old enough to be alone with someone of the other sex after dark." Fili said crossing his arms and huffing. I laughed and slung my arms down.
"Sorry dad!" I mockingly said They started laughing with me. This was going to be a good night. I could already tell.