I, Artsysmiles, do not own anything involving Naruto. Well, actually, I own Naruto volumes 1 through 10. Hey, it's a start to owning Naruto, right? That is all.
Okay, just to make this story more enjoyable for you guys, if you have any love triangles or pairings that you might like to see, or any adventures, you can put them in your reviews, and I'll consider them to see if they make it into Chemistry.
Chemistry
"Come on guys. Hinata and company are in Hinata's room," sighed Neji Hyuuga as he led the ever lazy Shikamaru Nara, the super hyper Naruto, and the I-am-currently-wondering-why-I-am-here Subaku no Gaara.
(A/N Gaara and Temari are siblings in this. Kankuro will hopefully be making an apperance later, so fingers crossed!)
"So, Shikamaru, are you still with Temari, or did she dump you?" asked the currently insensitive Naruto.
"He's dumped, of course," stated Gaara before Shikamaru could even speak. "Temari and Ino fight over everything, and always want what the other has. So if INo doesn't want Shikamaru, hen neither does Temari. They both probably really like him, but are too involved in their competition to notice."
"That's cold," said Naruto.
"Hello? Do you guys even know that I'm right here, listening to evrything you guys are saying?" growled a slightly pissed Shikamaru.
"OH! When did you get here, Shika?" Naruto asked happily. Neji and the other boys sweatdropped at his forgetfulness.
"Don't answer that," said Neji. He was really annoyed at the fact that he was having a sleep over with guys. I mean, he's the super cool, playboy Neji. What will his girls think when they find out that four different guys spnt the night at his house??
"So, Neji...are you excited to see Uchiha again?" asked Gaara with a bored tone. Neji nodded, an evil look on his face.
"HEY! NEJI'S CONSTIPATED AGAIN!" shouted you know who.
"NARUTO!!!" Various crashes and screams could be heard for a couple of minutes, followed by evil laughter.
(A/N I like to end sections with peole screaming out 'Naruto!', don't I?)
"Okay-hahaha-Sasuke! Truth or-hahahahahahaha-dare?" laughed Tenten.
"Hn."
"Hn isn't a-giggle-choice!" squealed Ino.
"Fine. Dare," he growled; if the girls were guys, lets just say that Sasuke would not be held responsible for his actions.
"I dare you to...CONFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE TO NARUTO!" Tenten yelled/laughed. Sasuke was seething with rage now; he already had to tell them about his blankey, sing 'I'm a Barbie Girl' while doing the macarana, and now he had to admit his undying love for Naruto?? I must have done an awful thing in a past life.
(A/N You have no idea, Sasuke-kun:-)!)
"No. You women, or she-demons, have already seen me dance dance the macarana to 'I'm a Barbie Girl', learned secrets about ma and my balnkey, and you've tied me to a pole. There is no way I'm confessing my undying love to Naruto," Sasuke spat angrily.
"Damn. I thought we had him with that one," said Ino. Hinata, Temari, and Tenten groaned, or Hinata's case, sighed.
"Come on! It's just the teme! I'm sure we can get him to crack!" Sakura stated with determination. Temari and Tenten shared an evil look while Ino started to giggle evily.
"W-well t-t-then, if w-we're gonna t-torture h-him, t-then p-perhaps w-w-we should take h-him into the b-b-back r-room," whispered Hinata. Sasuke's mouth dropped down anime style to the ground; he had no idea Hinata was so EVIL!
"Hinata...of all the evil women in the world, I thought I could trust you! Though, since you are Neji's cousin this hould be expected," Sasuke said glumly as the girls carried his tied up body to Hinata's torture room. "Good bye, cruel world!"
(A/N What a drama queen! I mean king!)
"Neeeeejjjjiiiii! How much looooonnnngeeeerrrr??" Guess who said that.
"Oh for the love of Kami! Shut up, Shikamaru!!! If you aren't sleeping, or god forbid, watching clouds, then you act like a ramen deprived Naruto!" Neji screeched.
"Well!" huffed an insulted Shikamaru, "There is no reason to bring the clouds into this! And it's not their fault your house is too damn big!" Neji looked back at him with an appalled look on his face, before he continued to yell:
"IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A BIG HOUSE!"
"NO, IT'S NOT! YOU DON'T HAVE A GOOD VIEW OF CLOUDS, SO HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS SHACK A HOUSE?"
(A/N Shika is overreacting, no?)
Neji glared before he began screaming insults back at Shikamaru, while Naruto and Gaara were watching the fight as though it were a heated ping pong match.
"Sooo...you want to find the girls without them?" asked a bored Gaara.
"Sure. I mean, it's not like we have anything better to do," explained Naruto. The two boys slowly walked away, testing all the doors before, "I found it!"
Neji and Shikamaru stopped fighting and hurried off into Hinata's room.
"Hey Hinata! Where's the teme?" hollered Naruto.
"I-in h-here!" squeaked Hinata as she tried to surpress a laugh. Naruto motioned for the guys to follow him, but unfortunately that idea was wasted when Sasuke ran out of the girls' grasp.
"Shit."
Okay! There's another chapter for you! 7 will be up soon! Also, I am ungrounded since my birthday is the Saturday after Thanksgiving! My uber-cool negotiating skills got me out of this one! Please review!