As Robbie sat looking down at the unconscious elf in his lap, he suddenly had a very interesting idea.

He slowly ran his hands down the elf's muscled body to his briefs, hesitated just a fraction of a second, and gently tugged them off, grunting a bit as he shifted Sportacus's heavy frame in his lap to get at him easier.

As he finally got the blue briefs off, he could see that Sportacus had gotten very hard, just like Robbie had thought.

Robbie grinned abit, stroking the elf's hardness lightly.

Then he ran is hands over the elf's smooth buttocks, alternately rubbing and stroking them in turns.

He is so hot. Robbie thought gleefully, playing with Sportacus as he lay sprawled across his lap, unaware of Robbie's touches, passed out as he was from Robbie's kiss.

Probably his first real kiss. Robbie thought as he ran his finger over the hero's body again.

He continued stoking the hero's bottom for some time, running his other hand through his genitals repeatedly as well.

Baby skin soft. Robbie thought, leaning down far enough to lick the curved butt cheeks gently with his tongue, then rubbed his own creaky back remorsefully.

I really need to limber up some, if I am going to be around him a lot. He told himself determinedly.

Looking down at the angelic face of the slumbering elf in his lap, Robbie leaned over and placed a soft kiss on Sportacus's warm lips, resulting in Sportacus drawing in a deep, shuddery breath and fluttering his eyelids.

Robbie hastily drew the blue briefs back over to cover the hero's private regions, then grinned at the dazed looking athlete in his lap.

" Wh-what happened?" Sportacus asked weakly, nuzzling into Robbie's chest and heaving a contented sigh.

" I kissed you and you passed out." Robbie told him, stroking down his well-muscled legs.

Sportacus smiled sleepily, then reached out a hand to caress Robbie's face. " I like you, Robbie." He murmured, making Robbie's heat skip a beat.

"I like this game, it makes me feel good."

" I knew you would like it." Robbie told him, kissing the top of the blond head and stroking the gently fluttering ear that wasn't pressed against his chest, making Sportacus wriggle a bit.

"Do you like this game?" Sportacus asked, licking Robbie's chest lightly.

Robbie grinned again, taking the elf's hand and stroking the palm. " Yes."

" Do you like me?" Sportacus asked, looking up into Robbie's face, still with the dazed look in his half opened eyes.

" Why, of course, Sportababy." Robbie answered softly, running his fingers through the silken strands of hair.

"Does this game make you feel good too?" Sportacus asked next, staring fixedly at Robbie's skin.

" Yes." Robbie answered, then unexpectedly Sportacus lunged forward, and pushed Robbie forcefully into the chair, his hands on the villain's shoulders.

He kissed and licked his way from Robbie's waist to his face, wriggling, and squirming his lower body between Robbie's legs, and began nipping at his neck and ears.

Robbie tried to push him off, as Sportacus pressed his body into Robbie, nipping his neck and licking under his chin as he did so.

Sportacus's head swam, and he pressed more forcefully into Robbie, wrapping his strong arms around him and squeezing the thin body of the other man to his thick chest.

" Sporty! I need, to breath!" Robbie gasped as Sportacus kept him in a crushing grip for a bit too long.

Sportacus released him, and piked his strong legs up near Robbie's head, tipping Robbie forward as the elf leaned back, somehow not falling off the edge of the chair.

Sportacus bent double, and licked Robbie's legs, making him moan as he licked excitedly under his thighs.

Too hyper. Robbie thought as Sportacus bounced onto his lap again, tucking his head up under Robbie's chin and wriggling like mad.

Sportacus snuggled Robbie, then squirmed some more as Robbie scooped him up in his arms and cradled him to his chest, though not without a great effort, as the elf was rather heavy.

Sportacus kissed Robbie's chin, and reached up, caressing Robbie's face and petting his hair while Robbie tugged at his own briefs, tossing them away and setting the elf down again, placing his own length between the thick legs of the short athlete.

Sportacus froze as he felt that, then slowly looked down and touched Robbie there, stroking the tip gently, making Robbie groan weakly.

Robbie engulfed Sportacus's ear in his mouth, making the elf squeal as he sucked on it, and used the distraction to slip off Sportacus's briefs again.

Sportacus froze, and then Robbie used the hero's flexibility to curl him up where he could reach the part he wanted so badly, but just then Sportacus's crystal blinked and Sportacus shot off his lap with a yell and bolted into his clothing and out the pipe, leaving his hat behind in his haste.

Robbie stared after him in disappointment, redressing slowly and then picking uo the discarded hat and goggles thoughtfully.

*****

Sportacus had slowed the time down, not so he could think, but so he could reach Ziggy in time before the now 12 year old would not fall out of the tree.

Sportacus smiled as he thought of how much Ziggy had grown in the past six years since he came to Lazytown.

As Sportacus rounded the corner, he put the time back into normal speed and caught the boy as he fell.

" Thanks Sportacus!" Ziggy said happily. " I was just getting some sportscandy for Pixel over there…" his voice trailed off as he stared at Sportacus's head.

" What are you staring at?" Sportacus asked nervously.

" You're ears. Why are they pointed? Are you, like, an elf or something?" Ziggy reached out to touch an ear, and Sportacus locked eyes with him.

Taking a deep breath, his eyes shone a brilliant blue and suddenly Ziggy was no longer thinking about Sportacus's ears, in fact, he could no longer even see them.

Sportacus had taken his memory of his ears out of his head, and glamoured his hat in his head, blinding Ziggy to the magical process so he would not be touched by it and uncleanseable.

With a grin, he waved to Ziggy as the boy sped off, probably to tell Stingy about what just happened, then with a sigh of relief turned to go back to Robbie's to get his hat.

" Great Gigabytes, it is Sportacus! And he's an elf!" Pixel's voice rang out in disbelief and awe. " I got it all on video too, look Stephanie!"

Sportacus froze.

He had forgotten that Ziggy had just told him Pixel was over there.

The 14 year old had seen him use his magic, without his hat; there was nothing Sportacus could do now.

Slowly, he turned towards the direction of the voice and looked up with dread in his bright blue eyes to see Pixel waving his wrist computer around and Stephanie next to him, covering her face.

" Wow Sportacus! Great job hiding it all these years, why didn't you just tell us? It wouldn't have mattered… Blue Sports Elf?! Why that is just the rarest breed of elf there is! I am one lucky kid." Pixel rambled on while Sportacus looked at Stephanie, who refused to look at him.

Her jaw was set, and she looked over Pixels shoulder, and finally snapped at him, " Could you just be quiet! This is serious, we could lose him if the wrong person finds out!"

Pixel slowly looked up. " No, don't tell me you knew all along." He said, raising his eyebrows.

" Only since I was 13." Stephanie shot back, finally giving a sheepish looking Sportacus a stern look.

" Get over here; is there anything you can do?" she asked the slightly slumped hero sharply.

" No, there's nothing I can do, he saw me, it's too late. I'm sorry Stephanie." Sportacus looked at her pleadingly, not wanting her to be angry with him.

Stephanie knew that, but she also knew that any lax on either of their parts could result in his being captured and studied in some far away lab, so she gave him her best glare, making him hang his head.

" What's so bad about that?" Pixel asked. " I mean, this is so cool!"

Stephanie sighed, and said, keeping her voice harsh, " Take us to your airship, Sportacus."

Sportacus nodded, sniffling, and led the way to his ladder, not doing a single flip along the way.

He let them climb the ladder first, and looked remorsefully at Stephanie, who did her best not to smile reassuringly at him and instead frowned at him, in what she hoped was a stern way.

He needs to learn not to repeat that mistake. She told herself, trying to stem the flood of guilt as Sportacus's face crumpled and he slowly climbed up behind her, still sniffling every so often.

Once they got inside, Pixel was absorbed in inspecting the computer systems until Stephanie cleared her throat loudly.

Sportacus was standing right behind her, looking as if he had just been stabbed, peering at Pixel from under his tousled locks of blond hair.

" Right." Pixel said and came over to stand near them.

" First, before I get into the missing hat problem, it is vitally important you never breathe a word about this to anyone." Stephanie looked earnestly at Pixel, who nodded quickly and crossed his heart.

" I promise on my life no one will hear about this from my mouth." Pixel promised, and Stephanie let out a sigh of relief, and then turned on the fidgeting Sportacus, who looked like he wanted to run away.

" Now, Sportacus." She said sternly, trying not to reach out and squeeze his hand.