I look around the class, daydreaming about robots, and attractive robots, and animal robots. Sweet. When I notice my own mechanical friend isn't even around.
"hhhiiiikkkkkaaaaa psssssstttt" I whisper so descretly that sensei only glares instead of tells me to shut up.
"what." Hika growls.
"whar is Tonyyyy" She then explains to me that he is on an epic quest to win my love, there is something to do with ninjas and pirates, the whole thing sounds kind of confusing. But then suddenly the door slams open.
"Tony!" I gasp, but it wasn't tony it was Fumio.
"Way off miss" he hisses at me. Then he walks to the front of the room and pushes Mr. Onii San Sensei to the ground. Some pasty American screams 'I THREW IT ON THE GROouuunndDD MANNNN' from the back of the class. They then excuse themselves from pure embarrassment. I look over to Nayomi, her eyes sparkle with admiration. So much is happening.
"Tsch, So as you have probably heard the cultural fair is coming up, each class will have to choose to do a thing for it, the sign up list is in the cafeteria if you want something cool to do, like me, you should go quickly." He the winks at Nayomi and leaves. Sensei stands up. Everyone is excited.
"class" sensei booms. "we will be doing a maid café." He says his eyes look very extra sparkly. Many girls sound excited. I was with those girls, but then Hika-Chan decided to intervene.
"Sensei!" she yelled "I don't think we should do a maid café, and only a Baka or a Pervert would think it is a good idea, and yes I am implying you're baka hentai!" Hika sits down quickly and crosses her arms. Sensei looks like he just got shot, his face is pale and hollow and he is slumped back in his chair like a corpse.
"hika chan.. don't you think that was a little harsh?" I ask nervously, I see all the other girls in the class pulling out their switch blades, they are ready to cut a bitch, specifically hika. I'm not sure whether they are upset about the café or about her hurting sensei's feelings. Hika grunts at me as if to say she said what she meant and she wasn't going to change her mind, ever. The girls are slowly getting up from their chairs.
"Hika!" I plead.
"Fiiiineeee" she gets up and goes over to sensei "Baka, we can do the maid café if you really want to" he perks up immediately and hugs hika. She looks dumbfounded.
"Thank you my dear" he then kneels down in front of her and takes her hand, you can feel the jealousy seething off of the other girls in the class. "I am sure you will get many customer with how cute you are, I might have to stop by myself" he sounds so sincere.
"sensei… th-that's harassment" nayomi whispers. "you don't want the thing that happened last year to repeat itself"
"Ha, Nayomi-Chan you are always watching out for me. But you should know that onii san should be watching out for imouto not the other way around." He pats her on the back. The jiggle her boobs make creates a minor earthquake knocking some students out of their chairs.
"Dee!" he shouts at me. "Go sign us up for maid café in the cafeteria." I exit the room, Hika is still frozen where she was. The hallway is weird when there is no one in it, I take this choice opportunity to do the Naruto run down the halls. I ran for like at least a good forty seconds before running directly into Wario-Senpai.