How Do You Feel About That?
Taking Over.. One Question At A Time..
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Chapter Summery: Hermione And Draco Get Drunk And End Up Saying Things They Might Regret..
One, Two, Three, Floor.
"Right, now that i've given you your oppertunity to redeem yourself would you please make my job a hell of a lot easier and tell me some stuff that I can write down, so that I can say I'm actually doing my job!" Hermione asked, her pen still on the paper waiting for Draco to say something constructive.
"Okay, write this. Making little progress with Draco Malfoy, a difficult client." Draco smiled, thinking that Hermione would argue about it, but she didnt she just wrote it down.
"Malfoy, how many women have you slept with?" Hermione asked, with a genuine interest. She took a sip of her chilled beverage and glanced at her practically blank writing pad.
"Roughly.. Um.. 100 Women." Draco said, crossing his legs and putting his hands behind his head.
Hermione almost choked on her drink as she realised he was being deadly serious. The fact that he'd been in roughly 100 women actually repulsed her. Made her absolutely sick to her stomach.
"That's truely the most revolting thing i've ever heard!" She almost shouted, after swallowing her drink.
"Finally, you say something honest!" Draco smiled, his hands on her desk.
"Let me put this into perspective for you. You slept with 100 women, each of those women must have slept with about 10 men, 100 time 10 is 1000 so, you've slept with what could be 100 women and 1000 men!" Hermione said.
Draco's face dropped. He wasn't proud of himself any more. He was repulsed. He honestly never thought that these women could have ever slept with anyone else before him. How naive of him. His skin crawled as he took in what Hermione had said. He shivered and Hermione smiled.
"How do you feel about that?" Hermione smiled as she asked the question.
Draco's face said it all, but he continued.
"That is seriously revolting!" He stuck out his tongue and pretended to gag, "Ew!"
"You honestly have never thought about that before?"
"You honestly think that a strictly hetrosexual male would freely think to himself that he could be technically sleeping with roughly 1000 men! That is gross!"
His face a little paler than usual. His eyes glazed over. His lips pearced. His skin goose pimpled.
Hermione looked at her pad of paper to find that the page had filled up from about 30 minutes previous. She scimmed thought what she had writen and then looked deep into Draco's eyes.
"Question." Draco said.
"If it has nothing to do with you session - shut up!"
"Why this job?"
"Oh, I see how this has everything to do with your session!" Hermione said sarcastically.
"Come on, answer the question."
"Why be a shrink?"
"Yes."
"Maybe another time."
"Oh come on! You can't just like trick someone into thinking that you're oing to tell them something and then not do it!"
"Malfoy, another time." She said, tapping her pen on the pad.
"Would you prefure me to call you Hermione or Granger?" Draco randomly asked.
"Would you prefure me to call you Draco or Malfoy?" Hermione asked, raising her eyebrow.
"Draco."
"Hermione."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"So.. Hermione, how much longer do we have to pretend that we want to be here?"
Hermione looked at her watch and gave an accurate answer, "Only Seven Minutes."
"Hmm.. Blue or Brown?" Draco asked.
"You're a lot more random, outside of school!"
"Answer the question!"
"Blue."
"Subconciously - you prefure blue eyed men." Draco said.
"That makes no sence! You didn't say all the eye colours there are, therefore that isn't an accurate prediction." Hermione replied.
Draco adjusted his tie and ran his hand through his hair before checking the clock on the wall.
"Time's up!" He said, raising to his feet.
Hermione walked to her door and got her coat, opened the door and waited for Draco to walk out before walking out behind him and locking the door. She then followed Draco down the corridor, waved 'Bye' to Lavender and then joined Draco into the lift.
"You're scared of heights aren't you?" Draco asked.
"Yes - What of it?" Hermione hated admitting her fear, but she couldn't lie about it.
"Just wondering."
The small talk was over until they reached the bar. Hermione sat on the stool at the bar, but got pulled off by Draco.
"What are you doing?" She almost shouted.
"No one takes you seriously if you walk up to a car and sit on a stool! If you want a drink today - stand!"
Hermione felt a bit like a 3 year old that got told off by her Dad, so she stood up and waited behind Draco.
"4 Vodka shots please!" Draco said loudly to the barmaid.
"Four?!?" Hermione said in his ear.
Draco turned around.
"Your perfumes nice" He smelt he chest.
Hermione's eyes widened as she just watched him sniff her chest. Draco then turned around, winked at the barmaid and passed two shot glasses to Hermione. Draco shot back one and then watched as Hermione shot back her second. Draco felt behind and knocked on the bar, and downed his last one.
"Six of the same please, gorgeous!"
20 Minutes Later..
"So.. why be, be a sshhrink then Hermione?" Draco said, slightly drunk.
"Be-because, when i firsht shtarted being a sshhrink, I liked lishtning to peoples problemsh becaush it made me feel better."
Draco turned around and smiled.
"You're more shliytherin then i thought!"
"You're hotter than you were in Hogwarts!"
He was shocked. He was drunk, but that still shocked him. He thought he's make his move. He got closer and closer, staring at her lips.
B A N G !
She fell over. He was inches away from kissing Hermione Granger, and she fell over.
"Way to ruin the mood, Granger!"
"Call me Hermione!" She said, before closing her eyes.
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