A/N: Even though this one is so predictable, it's too much fun to pass up.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Fresh or Fake
"Eugh!"
"What is it, Rose?"
"This blood tastes like corn syrup." She complained, glaring down at the cup in her hand. "It was in the fridge... It should be fresh."
"Beats me." Alice shrugged.
"Hey, has anyone seen my fake blood?" Jasper asked, emerging from the kitchen. "I need to test it out before Halloween. It may be too thick or thin and I'll have to alter the recipe."
Handing the cup to Alice, Rosalie made the motion of looking sick before running for the bathroom.
"Here it is!" Alice said helpfully, handing it to Jasper.
He sighed and rolled his eyes, taking his blood back to the kitchen.