((I got Zelda Twilight Princess! And I love it! Wiieeeee!
Sylvia Viridian: Oh? That's quite a surprising comment, coming from you. After all, I was sure you were one of those people who thought the fourth wall is holy.
Nakoya: Plot holes are square. They're not round at all.
Hiranieas: Yeah, the Renegade one is kinda needed, because the prologue doesn't sum up all the fun inside jokes that make a return here. If you don't care about inside jokes though, you don't have to read Idiot Renegade.
Master Summoner Sheena: Martel is smart. She just doesn't show it much. She's much too busy trying to hound down Genis, yell at people and teach Colette how to be mean.
Whatevergirl: Lloyd's going! XD
SymphoniaAlchemist: Well, there might be an Idiot Seraphim 6, but right now I just don't have the time to write. There are too many other stories, both half-written and still in planning...))
Chapter five.
A few days passed in silence. In fact, everyone was already starting to forget about the group of nutballs again. That is… until Mithos brought it up again.
"I'm back from Genis' place!" the boy called happily, waltzing into the kitchen while everyone was having dinner.
"Did you have… fun?" Martel asked in a disapproving tone of voice.
"Oh yes. Very much." Mithos nodded excitedly, taking a seat. "Oh, Kratos, I have a message for you."
"A message?" Kratos frowned.
"Yeah, hold on." Mithos reached into his pocket and pulled out a small note. "Genis told me to tell you that Raine told him that Sheena told her that Tiga told her that the Mizuho information network found information about this group of nutballs that's planning to take over the-" Mithos broke off, gasping for breath. "-The world." He squeaked.
"Oh, well, that's good news then." Kratos spoke, taking a sip of coffee.
"We have to come by Mizuho soon to actually get the information." Mithos added.
"Hmm… That's not so good." Zelos sighed, his lazyness getting the better of him.
"You have to leave the house sooner or later. You're losing your tan." Lloyd commented.
"Nooo! Not the tan!" Zelos shrieked. "Okay, okay, we'll go."
The next day, the Cruxis gang was sitting down in Tiga's house. Sheena was standing behind the vice-chief, slightly bored.
"So, what have you got for us, Siga?" Mithos asked.
"It's Tiga." Tiga growled.
"Whatever." Mithos gave a slight wave of his hand.
"Anyway, this group of nutballs planning to take over the world calls itself Sixurc." Tiga began.
"Yes, we know that." Kratos nodded.
"What an unoriginal name…" Mithos sighed softly.
"It's a group of ten people, consisting of elves, half-elves and humans. Both male and female." Tiga continued.
"Hey, that means they don't discriminate within their ranks!" Colette called happily.
"Very good Colette." Martel petted her on the head.
"Hold on, I've got a list somewhere…" Tiga glanced around blankly.
Sheena sighed, handing him a piece of paper from a clipboard.
"Ah yes, thank you Sheena." Tiga accepted the paper and placed a pair of reading glasses on his nose. "Let's see. Six humans, one half-elf, one elf and two unknowns."
"Unknowns?" Lloyd repeated.
"What kind of person is that?" Colette asked, frowning lightly.
"It means we don't know if they're humans or not." Tiga grunted. The leader and his -or her- right-hand man -or woman- never show themselves to the public, or their fellow Sixurc members."
"That's suspicious…" Lloyd commented.
"Maybe they always have a bad hairday!" Colette guessed smartly.
"Don't be silly. Nobody could lead an evil organisation while having a bad hairday." Zelos snorted.
"So… you don't have the identity of any of the Sixurc members?" Kratos enquired.
"Well, we have the identity of our insider, but he wishes to remain anonymous." Tiga said.
"So it's a 'he' then?" Kratos asked with a grin.
"Ah… Drats." Tiga muttered under his breath.
"Is this insider the same insider as the one who told Botta about Sixurc?" Yuan asked.
"Maybe. Though if he's doing his job well, he shouldn't tell us about it." Tiga shrugged in a non-caring way.
"True." Yuan admitted.
"So, what now?" Lloyd asked, sitting back.
"If they've done their evil research, they'll know they need to get past Cruxis before they can take over the world. I suggest you wait for them to come to you." Tiga said.
"Great idea mister Killa!" Mithos called.
"It's Tiga!" Tiga snapped angrily. "Sheena, you'll aid Cruxis in the name of Mizuho when the time comes, alright?"
"Me? Ah, sure." Sheena nodded.
"Well, that's all, I guess. Meeting adjourned." Tiga got to his feet and turned to leave.
"Bye mister Ziggy!" Mithos waved cheerfully, ignoring Tiga's loud cursing.
"Let me know when you hear from these Sixurc people, okay?" Sheena asked, leading the gang to the door.
"Sure. I'll tell Genis to tell Raine to-" Mithos began, but he was cut off.
"Yeah yeah, I get the picture. Bye bye now!" Sheena said hastily and the group was kicked out of Mizuho, as usual.
((The plot thickens! ... Like gravy! Gravy is good...))