Akame ga kill react episode 5
Author's Notes : this is the second to last chapter for a while the reason I start college soon and I don't know what my schedule will be so the next chapter will probably be posted September 8th so I just wanted to let you guys know that also the second pairing that get a fanfiction will be wave and kurome mine and tatsumi have one already it's called the wedding I may decide to rewrite that one and give more details or I will just make it longer. Also I have rewritten Akame ga kill the perfect killer chapter 1 and have posted it to fanfiction . net I think I will write in a similar way to the wedding . Both can be found by looking on my profile also my profile will be updated after this chapter goes up. Anyway let's start this episode
Altair : this episode will have night raid and the Jaegers give their opinions on a video ask their fans some questions and answers some from their fans.
Altair : hello night raid and the Jaegers today you guys are going to watch this video ( The Adventures of Butthurt Anime Fan )
Night raid and Jaegers : okay
Altair : after watching it what do you guys think
Akame : this can't be our fans
Altair : well the problem are not the fans the problem is the fanboys
Akame : fanboys?
Altair : fanboys to put it simply they are fans who take whatever they like to seriously to the point of getting angry if others have a different opinion than them.
Akame : can you give me a example?
Altair : sure Tatsumi and wave help me out.
Wave and Tatsumi : okay
Altair : okay I will tell you guys what to say okay
Tatsumi : DragonBallz sucks
Altair : you dare say is sucks you must only have watched naruto you suck!
Tatsumi : hey calm down it's just a anime i just don't like it it's not for me and I'm have not seen naruto.
Altair : whatever you say naruto fanboy!
Wave : hey why do you you have to act like dbz is the best cause I think dbgt is the best
Altair : what did you say!
Wave : hey its just an opinion can't you just respect mine and I will respect yours
Altair : no you are not a true fan of dbz you are a idiot true fans of dragonBall don't like gt so just leave you loser! !
Wave:okay ?
Tatsumi and wave : I hate fanboys.
Esdeath : hey there any of my fanboys could you guys please dislike this and flag this video for me.
Altair : esdeath what are you trying to do ?
Esdeath : getting the fanboys to flag this video.
Altair : whatever ( I will just edit that out of the video later )
Altair : now night raid and Jaegers ask the fans some questions
Mine : why does you guys think esdeath should be paired with Tatsumi but not me ?
Kurome : who looks better me or Akame ?
Akame : why do you guys like me?
Esdeath : how many fanboys do I have?
Leone : who would buy me a drink?
Wave : who is better me or Tatsumi?
Tatsumi : who is your favorite character from Akame ga kill manga or anime?
Altair : okay time to answer some fan questions
Altair : from Raquel to mine what happened to what you bought when you were training Tatsumi.
Mine : Tatsumi loss them so I made him replace them .
Altair : okay for Lubbock from slightly Yandere Melissa when will you confess to Najenda .
Lubbock : can't not confess to her because I am dead but maybe In a fanfiction I can .
Altair : Lubbock you may soon get that chance so don't blow it.
Altair : okay any last words for the fanboys .
Mine : to all fanboys you need to get of a reality check.
Tatsumi and wave : fanboys you guys are so annoying
Akame and kurome : fanboys please respect others opinions because when you don't I makes us sad do you want us to feel sad do .
Altair : that all the time we have see you guys in the next episode.
Author's Notes : this chapter was not made to entertain not offend but it is has I apologize . Reviews are welcome also check my profile for story updates. Altair 0875 out