Harry
Oh! That's the door! See, these book cases confuse me. Like rocks. How are
rocks made? I mean, boulders are big. They come from mountains. And then a
rock just goes POOF out of no where. Does it come from the air? Aw, cool!
Rocks come from clouds, and that's why they're so...lumpy. Hey, but then
again, what's air? Why is it blue? Why can't it be green or red? Or maybe
pink? Yeah, pink is an awsome color...I wonder if anybody wonders if Draco
questions his sex life. You know? Or maybe...me. Nah, I'm not some dike.
Wait...a dike is a lesbian...aw, crap! Great, I called myelf a girl,
meaning I don't swing for girls like a girl swings for dudes and that I'm
really a homo because girl's go for guys when I called myself a dike! Wait
a second...then again, a dike is a girl lesbo, and if I'm a man and I
called myself a dike, that means I go for girls anyway because I'm a dude
and dikes are girls that go for girls! Hey, wouldn't that be totally tight
if I was a hot, tight ass chick for like five mintues, so then I'd have
time to check myself out and feel myself! Cool...boobies...but then again,
Hermione tells me all of the time that if I was a girl, I'd look fat and
ugly. That's mean. I think I'm pretty hot. I mean, I have the muscles
and...stuff, and a big and long 'Mr. Stick'. And besides, I banged Cho a
week ago, so now that's out of my system and I don't like her any more.
Hey! She came on to ME. She lured me into the closet! I was afraid Filch
would hear us or something, because Cho kept screaming like a lunatic! It's
like, okay, get riled up all you want, just keep your moans down! So now
I'm working on Ginny. But I think she has a crush on Colin. That mother
fucker, um, remind myself to punch him later. Ooh, the door! That would be
so tight if it was painted yellow, though. Cool. Yellow.
"Potter, get this freak away from me!" Malfoy yelled at me, pointing at
Ron. Oh, there he is! Oh boy, he's staring off into space again. Did he
drool yet? Yep. He did.
"Hey, Ron's not a freak!" Wait...
"Think what you want," he rolled his eyes like Hermione does. Do ALL people
do that?? Do they just join some club or something to roll their eyes like
some annoying person just to piss you off and want to curse at them?! It's
almost like they can't come up with a better come back, so they roll their
eyes just to piss you off when they don't give a come back. You know what
annoys me even more??? Rocks. He like just pushed pass me and crap. Yea,
fuck you too, bitch! I swear too much in my head. I think too nasty,
sometimes...Cum my lady, cum cum my lady. You're my butterfly, sugar, baby.
Okay, girls are all, "Oh! I love that song!" When, COME ON! Do you even
know what it means?? Hey, remember that part where he sings 'I'll make your
legs SHAKE, I'll make you go CRAZY'?? Get it straight!
"Yoohoo! Ron!" I said, snapping my fingers in his face. I like the word
smack. Smack smack smack. I hate the word annonnomeous. You can NEVER
pronounce it correctly! I mean, anybody who can say it five times fast is a
genius! Hell, I can't even spell it! And also, Osama Bin Ladin. Hey, when
you say it five times fast, it'll sound like you're saying 'I saw ma been
hopping!' Cool.
Ron I wanna be in bed right now...doin' something naughty. No, better idea, with Hermione. Hehehe...I'm close to it. I'll never give up! Where'd Malfoy go? I scared him off...eggs...breakfast...hmm...don't we have to go down to dinner now?" "Heyheyhey!" I know he didn't say that. But that's what I heard, so I'll stick with my gut and think he said hey hey hey! Hehehe... "Dindindown!" I think I said...something about dinner, well, I better go down, then. OWEY!!! Who hit me head? "Ron, we need to talk!" Oh my, I actually heard him this time! I CAN HEAR AGAIN! Now for that black dot, hmm... "Harry. I am sorry, but I am not a homosexual," And I even replied like a human! A HUMAN!!! This is so great. I'm normal again...hehehe...aliens are out to get me...hey, do you ever wonder if that's why I was so...stupid? Cause I never really was before...I wonder if I have red hair down there. I mean if I have red hair, I'd have red pubic hair! Cool...a red beard? Santa! "What about dinner?" I uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......actually replied. "Dinner isn't for another hour." "Cool. So what brings you over here in my humble hallway?" Humble. Hum. Ble. Humyhumyhum. Blebelble. "Hermione is...mad. She wants to know what's up." "Hey, I'm human, are not I? I can't say you've probably never had the urge to want to fuck her." "Nah, I'd rather go for your sis." "What??" What did he mean by that?? "So why don't you tell her I want to fuck you? Works with me all of the time." "Yea, but that's cuz you are famous. It happened with Barney all of the time, too." "Yea, I guess you're right. Maybe purple turns girls on. But still, why Hermione? Sure she's got the breasts, but so does Parvati!" "Hey, you're right! Parvati does have big boobs!" "Yea, and a great trunk." "Well, there's Parvati, a little slutty hooker, then there's Hermione. I just feel...uh...wierd when I'm near her and there's a difference with Parvati and her!" "How? I've done Parvati, and she can really smack you hard back there!" "Come now, Harry! Wouldn't you rather be with Ginny or something more than Lavender?" "Yea, because I did Lavender last month." "Harry. I'm not as smart as you are. Especially with girls. What I'm trying to say here, is happiness. Doesn't my sister make you happier than some other slutt? Besides, I'd rather want to have my first with Hermione." "My first was...let me think...I think it was Padma from Ravenclaw. She aint smart anymore! But yeah, Ginny is fun. I guess I'd choose her over some other person or something." "Harry, you can be really sexist sometimes." "What's that?" "I don't know, I heard Hermione say it once. I think it's some type of sausage fruit." "Oh. Well, just tell Hermione how you feel." "Harry, I may be less brighter than you are sometimes, and I may shut people out of conversations alot, but you for one thing are no Romeo. You're giving advice to me?" "Hey! I've only done it with five different girls! Give me a break! I'm not that piggish." "Oh, come on. You asked me to send you over a PlayBoy model for your birthday." "Hey! It's hormones! I cannot stop them! Oh yea, you still owe me a PlayBoy model." "Dream on." "I will!" So...uh...I guess I'll go over and talk to Hermione right now. Harry is confusing me. Who doesn't...
Hermione What is taking them so long? Oh, goody, Draco just walked in. There's already enough annoyance and pain in this world, what right does he have to make it worse? I find that there are two types of evil and or madness in this world: people who are not evil but are mad, and people who are not mad but are evil. Evil is being evil for the fun of it, alike Draco, and anger is not evil, but pain. I find that people that are just evil are preps and jocks. Because in the real world, they are the true evil that makes people cry and unhappy. Also, what explains the gun shootings that go on in public schools? It is always the quiet one. Because the quiet one always gets picked on and gets shoved around. But the police or staff never believe it, they only believe that industrial music modivates them. Shows how much they know, ignorant fools. Music expresses anger, not shares it. Well, pop music is pointless, I mean rock music expresses anger. That's why every teenybopper doesn't like it, because they think it's just a bunch of pointless raging and yelling. Well, at least the yelling means something! At least it doesn't sing about love every other two words! That's what I dislike about somethings. You never understand why obsessions begin, because you weren't there when it started, so you never know. No, I find obessions begin with cute looking guys, even though they are really ugly, like Orlando Bloom or american actor, Josh Hartnett. They are really great actors that portray their characters vividly, but in some pictures of them, they aren't the prettiest. Actually, Orlando Bloom just looks 'off' in some pictures. Still...
Ron I wanna be in bed right now...doin' something naughty. No, better idea, with Hermione. Hehehe...I'm close to it. I'll never give up! Where'd Malfoy go? I scared him off...eggs...breakfast...hmm...don't we have to go down to dinner now?" "Heyheyhey!" I know he didn't say that. But that's what I heard, so I'll stick with my gut and think he said hey hey hey! Hehehe... "Dindindown!" I think I said...something about dinner, well, I better go down, then. OWEY!!! Who hit me head? "Ron, we need to talk!" Oh my, I actually heard him this time! I CAN HEAR AGAIN! Now for that black dot, hmm... "Harry. I am sorry, but I am not a homosexual," And I even replied like a human! A HUMAN!!! This is so great. I'm normal again...hehehe...aliens are out to get me...hey, do you ever wonder if that's why I was so...stupid? Cause I never really was before...I wonder if I have red hair down there. I mean if I have red hair, I'd have red pubic hair! Cool...a red beard? Santa! "What about dinner?" I uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......actually replied. "Dinner isn't for another hour." "Cool. So what brings you over here in my humble hallway?" Humble. Hum. Ble. Humyhumyhum. Blebelble. "Hermione is...mad. She wants to know what's up." "Hey, I'm human, are not I? I can't say you've probably never had the urge to want to fuck her." "Nah, I'd rather go for your sis." "What??" What did he mean by that?? "So why don't you tell her I want to fuck you? Works with me all of the time." "Yea, but that's cuz you are famous. It happened with Barney all of the time, too." "Yea, I guess you're right. Maybe purple turns girls on. But still, why Hermione? Sure she's got the breasts, but so does Parvati!" "Hey, you're right! Parvati does have big boobs!" "Yea, and a great trunk." "Well, there's Parvati, a little slutty hooker, then there's Hermione. I just feel...uh...wierd when I'm near her and there's a difference with Parvati and her!" "How? I've done Parvati, and she can really smack you hard back there!" "Come now, Harry! Wouldn't you rather be with Ginny or something more than Lavender?" "Yea, because I did Lavender last month." "Harry. I'm not as smart as you are. Especially with girls. What I'm trying to say here, is happiness. Doesn't my sister make you happier than some other slutt? Besides, I'd rather want to have my first with Hermione." "My first was...let me think...I think it was Padma from Ravenclaw. She aint smart anymore! But yeah, Ginny is fun. I guess I'd choose her over some other person or something." "Harry, you can be really sexist sometimes." "What's that?" "I don't know, I heard Hermione say it once. I think it's some type of sausage fruit." "Oh. Well, just tell Hermione how you feel." "Harry, I may be less brighter than you are sometimes, and I may shut people out of conversations alot, but you for one thing are no Romeo. You're giving advice to me?" "Hey! I've only done it with five different girls! Give me a break! I'm not that piggish." "Oh, come on. You asked me to send you over a PlayBoy model for your birthday." "Hey! It's hormones! I cannot stop them! Oh yea, you still owe me a PlayBoy model." "Dream on." "I will!" So...uh...I guess I'll go over and talk to Hermione right now. Harry is confusing me. Who doesn't...
Hermione What is taking them so long? Oh, goody, Draco just walked in. There's already enough annoyance and pain in this world, what right does he have to make it worse? I find that there are two types of evil and or madness in this world: people who are not evil but are mad, and people who are not mad but are evil. Evil is being evil for the fun of it, alike Draco, and anger is not evil, but pain. I find that people that are just evil are preps and jocks. Because in the real world, they are the true evil that makes people cry and unhappy. Also, what explains the gun shootings that go on in public schools? It is always the quiet one. Because the quiet one always gets picked on and gets shoved around. But the police or staff never believe it, they only believe that industrial music modivates them. Shows how much they know, ignorant fools. Music expresses anger, not shares it. Well, pop music is pointless, I mean rock music expresses anger. That's why every teenybopper doesn't like it, because they think it's just a bunch of pointless raging and yelling. Well, at least the yelling means something! At least it doesn't sing about love every other two words! That's what I dislike about somethings. You never understand why obsessions begin, because you weren't there when it started, so you never know. No, I find obessions begin with cute looking guys, even though they are really ugly, like Orlando Bloom or american actor, Josh Hartnett. They are really great actors that portray their characters vividly, but in some pictures of them, they aren't the prettiest. Actually, Orlando Bloom just looks 'off' in some pictures. Still...