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Chapter 6.

...In The Cookie Jar

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"Oi, you awake, Shirō-chan?"

Groaning, Ukitake Juushirō did his best to give an affirmative under the circumstances.

Given that said circumstances included confinement in total darkness with who-knows-how-many-other-people...

"Ohhh...my head."

"You know Paddy old boy, I could have sworn that I told you from the start that this had been a bad idea."

Shunsui shifted in the confined space.

"James? And that would make you..."

"Oi! Don't do that!" yelped an indignant Sirius Black.

"Sorry."

"Don't sound sorry at all, mate."

'Really,' Ukitake thought as his fellow captives kept bickering, 'Potter-san sounds far to calm for the situation.' He raised a brow. 'Like I need to know why. Lily-san obviously keeps a tight leash on him.'

"Oi Prongs, I didn't know you were housebroken."

"Oh come off it, Padfoot, I am not housebroken!"

"Children," Ukitake could practically hear his friend's dry grin, "while I'm sure you find the question of your masculinity fascinating, I think a more pressing question is just how exactly do we get out of here."

"I think a better question," countered Ukitake, "is what did we do to get in our little predicament?"

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"I swear, they had that one coming!"

"By 'they', I presume to mean your husband and his friends?"

"Oh, Captain Hitsugaya, I didn't notice you. Yes, James and Sirius are taking some time out to think over their actions."

"I'll excuse your use of...English...for now, Potter. I shudder to think what they did this time."

"Let's just say that's the last time I let James owl me my...anniversary present in the middle of a Women's Association meeting."

"Do I even want to know?"

"I think the entertainment for tonight's 'Women's Night Out' is taken care of. You could come if you'd like."

"As much as I'd like to see Black and Potter humiliate themselves by streaking out of a crate, I have administrative duties to complete."

"If you're sure."

"I thank you for the offer, Potter. Oh, have you seen Kyoraku-Taichō or Ukitake-Taichō anywhere? I'd like to speak with them."

"I believe that they're a bit tied up at the moment."

"Ano...that's a very evil look on your face, Potter."

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A/N: Seeing as Shunsui and Ukitake are very much the Seireitai equivalent to the Hogwarts Marauders, I highly doubt that they'd sit back and let Padfoot and Prongs have all the fun. If that means occasionally getting caught... ;