'That was probably the best sleep I've had in ages.' Kakashi stood up and stretched. He looked out the hospital window and saw Naruto, Sai, Sakura, and Yamato sitting under a tree looking at something. 'Oh, God. What are they up to now?'
The four looked at the list. There were only three left and each wanted to do one. "Well I'm definitely doing this one, because I'm the only one that can do it with that amount of mad ninja skill." Naruto grinned. Sakura punched him. "Well, I think I should do this one because I'm the only girl on the team and it'd be weird if one of you did it." "Sai could since he's gay," Naruto mumbled. That got him another punch from Sakura. Sai smiled. "But aren't we going for weird?" Yamato questioned. "Yeah… here you do it." "Wait, what about me?" Sakura cried. "Don't worry Sakura, you can do that one. I'll help," Sai said. "Aww, such a gentleman," Naruto joked sarcastically. "At least I know I'm a man," Sai said plain-faced. Yamato spoke before things got out of hand. "Okay everyone, now who goes first?" "Me!" they all cried at once.
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Naruto snuck off to find Kakashi. If you know how to whine, you can get anything you want. Naruto spotted him coming out of the grocery store. "He-he. I'll make him drop all his groceries." Naruto radioed into Sakura and Sai. "Are you guys set up with the backup plan in case this doesn't work?" "Roger," they said simultaneously. Naruto transformed and headed out.
28. Pay Naruto to seduce him with his Sexy No Justu.
"Oh, Kakashi," he said in a high giggly voice. Kakashi looked up to see Naruto in his Sexy No Justu form. Except it was upgraded. There wasn't even a pink cloud on the top part and there were two girls full bodying each other. His eyes widened a little, but for the most part, Kakashi wasn't affected by that Justu, but did Naruto know that? No. Kakashi snickered. This was his time to get back at him. Kakashi just looked at Naruto. "You know that doesn't work on me." Kakashi stated matter-of-factly. Naruto transformed back. "Really, why not?" "Ah, well," Kakashi started to explain, but Naruto kicked him in the shin and ran off. Kakashi bent down to grab his leg but looked up enough to see him run away. "Idiot." Kakashi turned to pick up his bags and sighed. All of his food was replaced with instant ramen.
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Naruto arrived with his back slumped. Yamato laughed, "I told you it wouldn't work." Sakura perked up, "But our backup plan did!" Everyone gave each other high fives and started to enjoy the food Kakashi 'gave' them. "So who's next?"
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29. Buy flowers for all the girls in Konoha and put it on his tab.
Sai and Sakura went to the Yamanaka's flower store. They had tallied up a rough estimate of girls and it came to about 175. "This one was going to get Kakashi back for all the times he made us pay for his food." "And dry cleaning." "And groceries." Sai nodded and continued. "How much will it be?" Sakura looked at her notepad. "Umm, around a one hundred thousand dollars if we buy them individuals, but around 300,000 if we buy them all bouquets. What do you think?" Sai stopped to think. "I think we should do bouquets. It's politer." Sakura laughed as they kept walking. "Great choice, Sai."
As Kakashi walked home from buying more food (which was an extra 200 dollars) he wondered why all the girls were staring at him and smiling. Even waving and blowing kisses. He stopped. 'Was this another one of Naruto's tricks?' He continued to walk while thinking. Suddenly, he was stopped by Ayame. She was beaming. "Thank you, Kakashi! No one's ever done that for me before." She pulled down his mask a bit and gave him a kiss on the cheek. When she walked past him, he felt a little squeeze on his butt. Kakashi face turned red and he hoped no one saw that. He picked up the pace a little bit and speed walked home.
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When Kakashi arrived, he set down his groceries and looked at his mail. "Bills, bills, bills, a card, another card…and another card…what's going on?" Kakashi tore through all three cards and realized they were thank you notes. One from Shizune and the two others from people he had never even heard of. "What is this?" Kakashi threw the cards in the trash and went through his bills. 'Electric bill, same as usual: 56 dollars. Rent cost: 200 dollars. Cool, just as I paid for. And credit card bill:' Kakashi eyes nearly came out of their sockets. "Four hundred thousand three hundred fifty six dollars? What have I been spending?" Desperately he tore open the rest of the bill to see what the purchases were made on. "Food: 400 dollars, new books: 100 dollars, new furniture: 600 dollars, Miscellaneous items: 30 dollars, Flowers: What? Flowers? Oh my God, two hundred thousand nine hundred sixty one dollars?" Kakashi's heart stopped. When did he? "Naruto…" Kakashi started grinding his teeth and wondering how the hell he was going to pay that off. "Well, better go see Tsunade. But first, Ino."
As Kakashi headed to the Yamanaka's flower shop, he got more winks from girls and a couple more accidental "brushes" against him. He was as red as a cherry by the time he walked into the shop. "Well, hello best-costumer-we've-probably-ever-had. What can I do you for?" Ino said with a gigantic smile. "Hey, Ino. Can you do me a favor?" Ino nodded. "Sure, what's up?" "Can you…takealltheflowers'I'justboughtoffmytab? "Ino looked at him confused. "Can you say that again?" Kakashi repeated it, slower this time. Ino wasn't happy. "WHAAT? No way Kakashi-senpai. I'm sorry, well actually I'm not, but you cannot do that to us? Do you know how many flowers that took? We're cleaned out? Literally." She showed him the empty glass cases behind her. "But Ino, please, I…" Ino started smacking him with her apron. "NO! NO NO! NO!" Blah, blah, blah…Kakashi ran out of the shop toward Tsunade's building. "That…was… a complete…failure." He sighed and walked sullenly.
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Tsunade was actually quite surprised to see Kakashi. "What brings you here Kakashi? Here for more babysitting missions." Kakashi shook his head until he had a headache. "Ok, then, what?" "I need some money and I was wondering if you could loan me some and then I wouldn't accept any for the next missions I complete." "Well, how much? Fifty-sixty?" Tsunade said as she pulled out her wallet. "I'd be glad to help you because you've been such a great cause to this village." Kakashi lowered his head. "Two thousand nine hundred sixty one dollars," came out in a whisper. "Come again?" "Two thousand nine hundred sixty one dollars," Kakashi spoke just a tiny bit louder. "WHAAT!" Damn, same reaction he got from Ino, except Tsunade was a million times worse. "WHAAT?" came out again. Kakashi felt his face going pale and sweat trickling down his neck. He grabbed his shirt and started to air it out. "Kakashi, damn it, what have you been spending it on? Don't tell me those idiotic books." "No, no…see something has been going on and Naruto charged all of it too my credit card." "Well, who was the dumbass that let him do that?" Kakashi held up his finger to object but Tsunade rambled on. "You will do missions until every cent is paid back. Understood?" Kakashi nodded. "Yes ma'am…" "Good, you can have another C-rank mission as there are no immediate threats in the village right now. "Babysitting or escort mission?" "Escort!" Kakashi said a little too desperately. "Good, I figured you'd choose that. You're escorting three children from one side of the village to the other. Make it last a day." "Wait, isn't that same as babysitting?" "You call it babysitting, I call it an escort mission. Now shut up and do it." Kakashi started to object but a glare from Tsunade's eyes stopped him. "Never mind. I'll be on my way out." Kakashi bolted out of there and turned to catch a breath of air. Kakashi shoved his hands in his pockets when he got outside and started to kick a rock. Unfortunately, that "rock" wasn't a pebble. Kakashi stubbed his toe and started home. "Escort mission my ass. Damn Tsunade. And Naruto. And Sakura and Yamato and Sai." When he arrived home, he took a bath and realized how tense he's been. However, in the bath, a brilliant plan came to mind. He went to bed making a list in his head.