Kirisu - Sorry if i took so long to upload! i had so many quizzes i had to do and thank god i pass it all! tahnk you for the reviews and no flames! i hope some parts make sense becuz i did't bother to proof read it :P
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My absolutely, perfect normal life… ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT!
Chapter 6
"A face of an angel and a body of a God?"
Wow, just wow. The whole day was so… EXCITING! I MEAN I MET A LOT OF CUTE GUYS AND I'M TOTALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON KAI AND-
No… what am I saying!? He's the jerk who called me crazy! Never mind people! Don't listen to what I just said! LALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, I'm finally home from a long; I mean a very long day of school. I met new friends and no enemies this time! Well I'm not sure about Kai though, what does he think of me? I bet he doesn't like me that much. I mean ca'mon he always picks on me for crying out loud!
Anyways I'm in my room drawing more doodles. He, he, he, it's a drawing on what we did today!
Well here's a drawing in detention!
There in the dark corner is Tala… I think he's in his mental state that time. Well it wasn't my fault I mean Kai started to throw people. And there behind me was Tyson… i drew him as big as a cow because he reminds me of one. And there in the middle is Kai and I! Yeah we were throwing stuff at each other. I drew Kai throwing a duck while I was throwing a chicken… I don't know… I like chickens! Especially when it comes too fried…. Mmm…. Fried…..
Anyways, I smiled at myself. I finally made friends! I never had friends before… when I was little people usually pick on me and throw rocks at me because I always say and do stupid things. I just wish I can be normal for once… at least… for people to like me… I want to change some how…
Well, it's getting pretty late; I might as well sleep now.
And with that I turned off my light and went to sleep… on my desk. Yeah, yeah, I'm just too lazy is all.
Next day…
"NOT AGAIN!!! AND MY STEP MOM JUST BOUGHT ME AN ALARM CLOCK!!!!!!!! STUPID BUGER HEAD OF A BROTHER! HE HAD TO FLUSH DOWN MY ALARM CLOCK! AND IT HAD BUNNIES!!! OH JUST WAIT AND SEE WHEN I FLUSH DOWN HIS BARBIE DOLLS HE USUALLY MAKES OUT WITH!" I shouted while I was running.
I'm almost there! That's it! I'm taking the short cut!
Turn left, jump, past the dead squirrel, head straight, turn right, climb the fence, get rob by a thug and give him my lunch money, run straight, get a chase by a bulldog, kick the bulldog, run, beg for money on the streets for lunch, turn left… AND HERE I AM!!!!!
I headed inside and the bell just rang. See, what did I tell you? Isn't my short – cut faster?
(a/n: cough No)
Ah who ask you anyways?
I walk inside the halls and finally made it to my first class…
…gym.
"Good morning classes, today we will be playing dodge ball (sorry if I use this game in my last story) now get your selves damn ready and play!" the coach shouted at us.
I stumbled into the girl's locker room and lock myself in the bathroom. I finally change and got out.
I was wearing a cute pink bunny t –shirt and black short shorts. Hell yeah I'm ready! Well, this time I let my hair down. I don't know why, I just love it when it's down.
I got out of the girls change room, I look everywhere for my friends. Tyson, Tala and… Kai. Where are they?
Just then I heard screaming of fangirls in the corner. I turn my head with an awkward expression.
There I saw, in front of the boy's locker room, fangirls swarming the area. There were t – shirts like "Dig me Kai" or "I love you Tala!" and… "TYSON GO TO HELL!!!!!!"
Sooner or later the screams became louder earning me to cover my ears. Geez why are they so loud? It's just a boy's locker room.
All of a sudden I saw a girl wearing glasses and holding up the microphone. I sweat drop by these actions.
"HELLO LADIES AND… MORE LADIES! TODAY WE WILL BE SHOWING YOU THE HOTTEST OF THE HOT! SEXY ASSES OF THE ASSES! THE-"
"WE GET IT!" the fan girls shouted.
The girl with the glasses sweat drop.
"Uh… ok… ANYWAYS HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!!!!"
Where I was standing, I can see perfectly. Just then a red headed boy a.k.a Tala the buffalo head came out. The girls were screaming like mad while I saw Tala just looking at them like they were crazy.
"Uh… what's going on?" I heard Tala said.
"TALA I LOVE YOU!"
"I don't" Tala said harsh fully.
"DIG ME TALA!"
"Eww… what are you?" Tala ask looking at the deform girl.
"WEAR MY UNDIES TALA!"
"I'm already wearing thongs" Tala said with a smirk. The girl fainted.
Tala passes by them to meet me laughing in the corner.
"OH MY GOD HE'S WEARING THONGS!!!!! NEVER KNEW THE BUFFALO HEAD HAS THOSE!" I practically shouted out loud.
"Aries" Tala said my name simply. I gasp and fell down. Oh my gosh I fall down and I'm leaning against the damn wall!
"Oh… hey Tala… what's up?" I said with a fake smile.
"Tsk, yeah right!" Tala shouted.
Just then Tala and I turned to the next person coming out of the boy's locker room. So many colorful lights came out of t o where and it was so dark. Just then he came out.
"OH MY GOD IT'S KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KAI KISS ME!!!!!!!!"
"NO ME!"
"NO ME!!"
Kai Hiwatari, the heart throb of this school. Geez… what the hell do they see in him? All I see is a sexy black t-shirt and long dark blue baggy pants, what's so special?
Kai started walking over to us. The way he walks was so smooth, with hands in his pocket… god that was hot… NEVER MIND HE'S UGLY! YEAH! UGLY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
"Hey Kai" I said with a smile.
"Hey" Kai replied. Wow this seems normal.
We were all in the dark corner until another person came out of the boy's locker room.
"IT'S ME FAN LADIES! PLEASE NO PICTURES!" Tyson said while posing.
It soon began to quiet down. It was so quiet you can hear the detention teacher snoring. Wow she still snores during the day, how sad. Well, I shouldn't blame her since I do that all the time during the week ends.
"Uh… no, I don't want to break my camera" one of the fangirl said hurt fully.
"And yeah, you might not even fit in the picture anyways" laugh another.
"Are you saying I'm fat!?" Tyson ask in surprise.
"If you call killing your poor cat with that fat ass of yours then yes"
"HEY! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW IT WAS KITTY SLEEPING ON MY CHAIR!?" Tyson yelled.
The fan girls walk away, leaving Tyson in his miserable state. He began to walk over to us with a sad expression. I felt sorry for him… and his cat.
"Hey Tyson" I said with a smile.
"Hey" Tyson replied giving me a gloomy one. Oh poor Tyson… NOT!
"So Tyson… I heard you killed your cat" I said, wondering.
"OH NOW YOUR ON ME TOO!?" Tyson shouted. I glared up at him.
"HEY YOU SAID IT DIED JUST LIKE THAT SMART ASS!" I shouted back.
"Oh… hehehe, sorry" Tyson laugh.
"So… were playing dodge ball right?" I ask.
"So?" Kai said in a cold way.
"Wow, cold shoulder. Anyways Mr. To fan girl material, I'm just saying if were playing dodge ball, I'm just going to kick your ass easily" I said with a smirk. Kai smirk at this as well.
"Oh? Really now? Will see about that Aries…" he said while walking away to the other side of the gym.
"Yeah, will see about it" I said following him.
"Uh… Aries?"
"Neh?" I turned around to face Tala.
"You're on this side"
"…"
"…"
"Oh, I knew that. Just testing you!" I said with a nervous laugh.
"Whatever" and with that, Tala followed Kai. So that just leaves me with Tyson and the other students.
"So Tyson, are you ready?" I ask.
"You know I am… right after I have a double cheese burger… I feel depress…"
"Oh get me one too!"
"Are you depress to?"
"No, I'm just hungry" I said simply.
"Ok, I'll be right back"
Five minutes later…
"Ok! Let the game begin!" The coach blew the whistle and the game began…just like I said.
"Ugh… so full…" Tyson held his stomach as I kept hearing rumbling sounds. This can't be good.
I ran for the dodge ball as well did Kai and we started hitting each other like crazy. Obviously I dodge his weak attacks so easily. Hn, with style!
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU THROWING SO HARD!? I'M A GIRL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!" I screamed.
Crap, crap, crap! Why does he have to throw so hard? I ran everywhere on the field falling on my ass, crawling, jumping, stumbling everywhere and… falling.
"Hn, a crazy one" Kai said simply trying to hit me.
So stupid! He's hitting everyone on the field except for me and Tyson! What is he up to?
Well, if he's going to do that! Then I am too! I am so going to kick his ass!
"I see your plan! You're hitting everyone on the field because you're bad at aiming! Hah! You suck!!!" I shouted doing the same thing. I hit everyone on the field except for Kai, Tala… and a girl.
Well, it was just me and Tyson! Muhahahahahahahaha were so going to win!
"Take this Kai!" I threw the ball across the gym floor and every one was surprise I throw hard. What? I always hit my bad ass brother.
But sadly Kai easily moved his head and it hit the back really hard, leaving a small crack on the wall.
"DAMN IT STAY STILL!" I shouted. This time another person threw a ball at me and I easily dodge it. What a weak attack, geez!
"Don't worry Kai – Kun! I will protect you!" The girl said with a smirk eyeing on me. I sweat drop.
What the hell is her problem? Wow… she's pretty. Well her attitude sucks! I mean she has orange curly hair and red lip stick. She has freckles as well but it's pretty cute on her.
Arg… why can't I be beautiful like that? Maybe it's a curse I got when I was born of being crazy and ugly. Can't I have the cruse of being beautiful? Man… oh well, time to kick some girl's ass!
"Oh yeah? I'm going to protect you Kai – Kun, Oohh!!!!!!!!" I mimic while making weird faces. This cause Tala to chuckle and Tyson to laugh his ass off while worrying about his stomach at the same time.
"Do you want to do something about it girl?" she ask me with her smirk wider. I just freak out about that one.
"Uh…. Yeah! I do wanna do something about that fag now bring it on!" I said holding the dodge ball.
"FAG!? DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FAG YOU CRAZY BAFFOON?" She shouted while doing the same thing as I did.
"CRAZY BAFFOON!? I AM SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS HONEY!!!!!!!" and with that I started to throw dodge balls at her as fast as I could. She just stammered around trying to dodge the dodge balls.
"EEK! NOT SO HARD!" she shouted. I shouted back.
"IT'S DODGE BALL MORON!!!!!!!" and with the last hit, I hit her directly in the head, making her fall un conscious. Oops…
"April is out leaving just Kai and Tala on the field, and Aries and Tyson on the other field" The coach shouted for everyone to hear. I just stood there with another dodge ball in my hand, this should be fun!
"BRING IT ON TALA! ARIES AND I ARE GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! IF MY STOMACH GETS ANY BETTER…." Tyson said holding on to is stomach. I just sweat drop. Poor Tyson….
"Crap, I think I have diarrhea!" Tyson mumbled hearing his own stomach about to corrupt. I just stood back and kneeled on one leg.
I cross my hands and started praying.
"Good lord please, whatever he does, I hope I doesn't end up stinking in the place!" I whispered.
"Ugh… it's ok. I'm fine… go on with out me" Tyson said quickly. I smiled and nod my head. Right, for the good of the dodge ball…. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
All of a sudden, it became silence. I took the dodge ball from beside me and look up with pride. All of a sudden I turned around and face Tyson. And randomly… I had a Scottish Accent… even thought I'm Japanese/Californian.
"Tyson, do you know why were here today!?" I said with pride in my voice. Tyson just look at me strangely.
'What the crap?' Tyson thought. He was sort of creep out about the Scottish accent.
"Uh… to get a passing grade?" Tyson guest. I smack him on the head.
"NO LAD! TO KICK DOCTER EVIL'S ASS AND HIS MINI ME!" I shouted.
(A/n: Just in case you don't know: Kai – Doctor Evil :P
Tala – Mr. Mini me XD)
"…?" Tyson still didn't get it. I smack my head this time.
I went down on the ground and pick up my shoe which I took off. I shove it in Tyson's face.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS!?" I exclaimed as Tyson plug his nose.
"Uh… your stinky shoe? DAMN IT SMELLS!!!" Tyson exclaim, pushing the shoe away. I push it back.
"NO! YOU HAVE TO SMELL IT! IT'S THE SMELL OF JUSTICE! SMELL IT! SMELL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted pushing it in Tyson's mouth… oh, is that his nose?
"UGH!!! IT… Taste pretty good? What did you step on?" Tyson ask chewing on the shoe.
"Uh… I think I step on that dead squirrel… uh... and ketchup! Yeah pretty sure it's ketchup!" I said pretty sure.
"Wow! I should the recipe" Tyson said really admire by my shoe.
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE CRAP UP!!!? GET ON WITH THE CRAPPY GAME!!! GOODNESS!!!" Kai shouted,
"SHUT UP CAN'T YOU SEE WERE TALKING!? HOW RUDE!" I shouted back.
"YEAH ABOUT SHOES YOU MORON! WHAT KIND OF PERSON EATS SHOES???"
"I DO THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Tyson shouted crossing his arms.
"Tsk, what ever" Tala came in.
"OH SHUT UP TALA!" I shouted. I got the ball in my hand and threw it as hard as I could and this time it hit Tala dead on. YEAH!!!!!!!
"Ugh…" Tala was on the ground on conscious… I think he's dead.
"Great! It's just me now! Thanks a lot Aries!" Kai said in a sarcastic way.
"Uh… why are you thanking me?" I ask in confusion.
"You idiot can't you hear the sarcasm in my voice?" Kai pointed out.
"Uh… no…"
While that was happening, the ball bounce on the wall and back, hitting poor Tyson on the stomach… bad idea.
"Crap, my stomach! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BOOM!
SMASH!
FIREWORKS!
STINK BOMBS!
MORE BOOM!
It began to smell everywhere in the gym. I guest Tyson just blew his load… more of diarrhea…
"I feel so much better" Tyson said with a smirk.
"Uh.., you mind changing your pants?" I ask.
"No problem" And with that he left, leaving him out.
SO I guest it's just me and Kai now huh? I am so going to win this.
All of a sudden, out of no where another bal came by me, and this time it hit me… really hard. What the crap?
I look up and saw Kai. He was smirking. Does this mean I…
"I LOST!!!!!!!!???????????" I exclaimed.
It was silence in the gym. Until everyone cheered for Kai Hiwatari! I hate him!
"You sure did" Kai said with a smirk.
"I hate you…." I started.
After Gym class…
"Wow! I'm all refresh!" I stretch and started walking into the hall way. It was pretty quiet. I change into new sets of clothes. Black baggy rip jeans and a blue tank top. My hair was pretty the same but hey, I wear what I wear.
All of a sudden, three girls pop out of no where and shove me into the lockers. They were still holding on to me. What the hell is going on?
"Hey! What the-"
"Shut up" Shesaid.
"Neh? You're that girl from the gym! Uh… April? You guys look… exactly like her! What are you? Her mini me's?"
"That isn't why you push you in here moron" she started.
What the hell does she want?
"So what is it?" I ask.
"We want you to stay away from Kai. He's mine Moron! How the hell does he like you and not me!?" she cried desperately.
"Huh? Ok, number one, no, you can't tell me what to do. Number two, he knows me because I chose to be friends with him and also he started acting like a moron to me at first so shut up! Number three, I don't know. What's so good about him anyways? I think he's ugly" I said simply.
I was totally lyingabout the hot thing.
All of a sudden I heard gasps and two of the followers back away slowly.
"Oh no she didn't…"
"What do we do!? She's going to start again!"
"TAKE COVER!!!!!!" The two girls jump into the lockers. I sweat drop, huh?
"He is ugly…?" she started "HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!?!?!?!? HE IS THE HOTTEST OF THE HOT. I LOVE HIM THAN MY OLD GRANDMOTHER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! HE IS SUCH A HOTTY AND ALL GIRLS ADORE HIM! HE HAS A FACE OF AN ANGEL AND A BODY OF A GOD (got that from Fresh prince of belair, love that show) AND WHO KNOWS? I MIGHT EVEN BE HIS FUTURE WIFE!" She screamed in a fangirl way.
It was silence.
A face of an angel and a body of a god? Good lord even my dead dog has those characteristics. What the hell? Does she stalk him 24/7?
All of a sudden, she drops me. I just sat there looking up on her. She smirks. She walks away with her slaves and turns around.
"Watch out, your so going down" And with that she left.
I just sat there… so much for no enemies…