Beauty and the Beast; Ouran edition!
Chapter 6 - Be our guest? pt. 2
"So, what would you like for dinner Haru-chan?"
"Something tasty." (Okay so I wasn't sure what to do about be our guest the song so, I'll just put it in to put a twist on things! you can imagine this stuff happening as you please(:)
"Okay. Guys come on out!" Hunny said before a mob of servants with bunches of food came out. "We proudly present, your dinner." He said hopping up and down
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff
Hikaru:
It's delicious
Hunny:
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance
After all, Miss, this is Japan
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oi, our guest
Be our guest!
Hunny and Chorus:
Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
Hunny:
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow CAKES!
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Get your worries off your chest
Let us say for your entree
We've an array; may we suggest:
Try the bread! Try the soup!
When the croutons loop de loop
It's a treat for any dinner
Don't belive me? Ask the china
Singing pork! Dancing veal!
What an entertaining meal!
How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "encore!"
And send us out for more
So, be our guest!
Be our guest!
Chorus:
Be our guest!
Kaoru:
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
Chorus:
We've got a lot to do!
Kaoru:
Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest!
Chorus:
She's our guest!
Kaoru:
She's our guest!
Chorus:
She's our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Hunny:
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
Chorus:
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!
When they finished Haruhi got up and started clapping and sat down to finish her food, but there wasn't any fancy tuna. (poor Haruhi....)
"Okay, everyone, clean everything up." Mori said (It's so weird to imagine him speaking... O.o) "I think we've broken the rules long enough, you need to go to your room." He added
"How could I sleep at a time like this? In such an......Interesting castle." She said looking around the dark castle, it wasn't dimly lit it was just so Gothic.
"It's very interesting here!" Hunny said, ignoring the fact that she was being sarcastic.
"Yyyeah..." She said "So, are we gonna look around or what?"
"But we--"
"Of course! Tour time!" He said jumping up and down....again 'Man, this kid has energy.' Haruhi thought
"But what if she goes into the music room?" Mori asked Hunny
"If you're so worried, why don't you show me around?" She asked, playing cute.
"Fine. Just for a little bit." He replied walking off leading the way.
"Hey do you want to hear a joke?!" Hunny asked as they were walking through another long hallway, another meaning they had walked through at least five...
"Sure..." Haruhi said, bored.
"If it's not baroque, don't fix it!" He said (It's one of my favorite lines, how could I leave it out?!?!)
"Ha...ha..." Haruhi said, still bored, walking off to the staircase a few feet from them. She got up a couple stairs before Mori, and Antoinette blocked her. "What's up there?"
"Nothing." Mori said
"If it were nothing I'd be aloud up there moron." She said
"Well then, it's nothing you need to see."
"Yeah, the third music room is really boring." Hunny said
"Oh, so that's where I'm not aloud to be. Let's go!" She said
"Mitsukuni." Mori said sternly.
"Oops." He said
"I wonder what that big hairy oaf is hiding up there." Haruhi said
"Hiding? Why would you think that?"
"Tama-chan isn't...Well he is hairy. He isn't...He is very large. But, he isn't....He can be a little clueless sometimes." Hunny said
"Oh, just the fact that he nor you would let me up there is the fact that he's hiding something. I can always tell. My dad is very bad at lying." Haruhi said, answering Mori's question and moving up the stairs, they blocked her once again.
"Let's go see the garden!" Hunny said
"Later." She said progressing up the stairs.
"How about the library?" Mori said
"You have a library?"
"Yeah! We had three separate ones but we took down a could walls and combined them so now it's huge!" He said hopping up on Mori's shoulders and they went down the stairs still chattering, thinking Haruhi followed them. While she, in fact, was on her way back up the stairs, pulling her long hair back into a ponytail. She went down the long hallway until she saw the sign for the third music room. She turned the handle, and black rose petals flew out and opened up a dark and dismal room. More so than the rest of the house. She was walking through the room and found gargoyles and broken statues, ripped tapestries, broken mirrors, a ripped teddy bear. There was another door that she found when she looked all through the main room and opened it. It opened into a place with cobwebs, more ripped things, more broken pieces of furniture, and almost to the window she found a piano that was scratched and had broken keys. She almost tripped over a table and almost dropped a vase but saved it before it hit the ground. Just before she got to the window, beside the piano she found a picture, and saw amethyst eyes peeking out from the ripped canvas. She put the big ripped pieces back and almost got the face put back together before she saw a white light glowing from a few feet away. She walked up to the glass dome and saw it was a white rose glowing with five whithered petals at the bottom on the table. She took the dome off and was about to touch the rose petal before a shadow appeared. She gasped and saw Tamaki looking straight at her with anger in his eyes. He jumped over and put the dome back over the flower and looked at her. She didn't dare move a muscle.
"Why did you come here?" He said trying, in vain, to keep his cool.
"I was just curious. If you hadn't told me not to come here I wouldn't have been curious." She said trying to defend herself.
"I warned you never to come here and you disobeyed, then tried to put the blame on me?!" He said, his voice getting louder with every word.
"I wasn't gonna do anything."
"Do you even realize what you could have done?!" He said smashing a table. She was backing away.
"Stop!" She said, he was still advancing toward her
GET OUT. GET OUT!!!!!" He said smashing a few more things, Haruhi was already out the door and running down the hallway. Tamaki realized what he did and fell to the floor putting his hands on his head. When Haruhi got downstairs, she grabbed her raincoat and ran out the door.
"Where are you going Haru-chan?!" Hunny yelled from the stairs.
"I don't care if I'm a prisoner, I'm leaving!" She yelled opening the door and exiting our into the rain. She got out of the gates and there was a thunderclap that rolled by, she found something to huddle under, a tree incidentally, and put her hands on her ears. The mob of people were, surprisingly, still outside castle and spotted Haruhi and started approaching her. She was too worried about the storm to notice until she saw the flashlights they held shining in her eyes. She tried to fight them off while they approached her and tried to grab her. She kicked someone, and they ran and found...A crowbar? And started swinging. Haruhi clamped her eyes shut and started preparing herself for the pain that about to be inflicted on her. Then something happened, and there was no pain and the grip on her arms and legs were released.
A/N: Okay, so I kind of left humor out on purpose because this was a very serious point in the movie....And sorry about the quick updates but i can't help it!!!! I can't writing this story out of my head I love it!!! Anyway....
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